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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Might be Amelia isn't a munchie, and is genuinely sick, but when those three (EDS, fibro/POTS, and GP) show up in the absence of any illness with a fixed verifiable test, it's usually the case,

Huh? All forms of EDS except one have a genetic test, and the last one has apparently been ID’ed this year although the results are still being modeled. A lot of EDS types have a clear autosomal dominant pattern so you can pick them out even before genetic testing a lot of the time too. POTS has a verifiable test (tilt table and heart monitor) that can be done at a cardiologist’s office. You have a point with fibro. Not sure what GP is.
 
She's leaving her cat and rats alone with no care, so she's at least got the animal neglect part of the Tranch down.

"Getting them ready to be without me for a longer" while her roommate had to leave for raping her by not using a condom means they're not just without her but entirely alone. I don't know much about rats, but I do know cats aren't a big fan of having dirty litter boxes so I'm guessing she won't be getting the deposit back on that apartment after it pees everywhere in protest.
 
I hate to interrupt the arrival of a genuine looney with mention of a few other boring troons, but since that "Dinner at Willies" photo included a couple of unknowns, I'd just like to record how Phil and Paul keep new arrivals, and how the refugee camp is slowly growing. Good to see all those pallets being put to good use as a platform for the tent. Are they here long term?

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If set up properly with a wood stove, people can and do live in them in the winter.

But this is the Tranch so I expect someone is probably going to get hypothermia.
 
She's leaving her cat and rats alone with no care, so she's at least got the animal neglect part of the Tranch down.

"Getting them ready to be without me for a longer" while her roommate had to leave for raping her by not using a condom means they're not just without her but entirely alone. I don't know much about rats, but I do know cats aren't a big fan of having dirty litter boxes so I'm guessing she won't be getting the deposit back on that apartment after it pees everywhere in protest.
She said she left them 5 days of food and water instead of 2 , due to her predictions.

Good enough for a rescue, right
 
Oh god, they're only about half a step away from Mongol yurt wagons.
They're unworthy of an upgrade like a true & honest yurt; instead they're gonna suffocate in a mealymouthed sweatlodge.
Well, if she does not have much disposable income, then any theories about the Tranch using her as a cash cow are bullshit.
Could run their camp brothel, since she's already been turned out; maybe that's their angle.
 
In all seriousness, keep an eye open for tranchers running their mouth about new outbuilding/storage-shed plans & construction, or they suddenly decide to clean out the basement/backroom horde.

Methinks they're going to try and set up a shitty hydro grow op; Bonnie & Kindness were ruminating on it. Could also possibly be why she's suddenly so short of cash, if there's a load of gear in her Prius (or whatever the fuck she's driving). There's plenty of places in Denver that sell starter hydro kits for under $200, not including seeds & lights & nutrients, that'd grow 2-3 plants by next spring (done absolutely right, with luck).

Bonnie's certainly diversifying; growing dope is every Colorado dirtbag's dream. But no doubt they'll fuck that up too, ending up with some scraggly tranchweed that wouldn't get an alpaca high.
 
In all seriousness, keep an eye open for tranchers running their mouth about new outbuilding/storage-shed plans & construction, or they suddenly decide to clean out the basement/backroom horde.

Methinks they're going to try and set up a shitty hydro grow op; Bonnie & Kindness were ruminating on it. Could also possibly be why she's suddenly so short of cash, if there's a load of gear in her Prius (or whatever the fuck she's driving). There's plenty of places in Denver that sell starter hydro kits for under $200, not including seeds & lights & nutrients, that'd grow 2-3 plants by next spring (done absolutely right, with luck).

Bonnie's certainly diversifying; growing dope is every Colorado dirtbag's dream. But no doubt they'll fuck that up too, ending up with some scraggly tranchweed that wouldn't get an alpaca high.
What's the electrical situation on the tranch?

I thought they had one hamster running on a wheel there to power their shit.

Even the cheapest hydro setup is going to draw some power.

Then again, I wouldn't assume they've done anything like figure out the cost of an indoor grow versus their weed cost per month, so thinking about the power involved is probably outside their ability.
 
What's the electrical situation on the tranch?

I thought they had one hamster running on a wheel there to power their shit.

Even the cheapest hydro setup is going to draw some power.

Then again, I wouldn't assume they've done anything like figure out the cost of an indoor grow versus their weed cost per month, so thinking about the power involved is probably outside their ability.
They got new solar panels and new batteries, I think they also had everything rewired as well at that time. Honestly it's been some time since the last power grid debacle so I think they're either doing decently well or they've just learned basic opsec as it pertains to talking about their power grid.

I sincerely doubt they have the capacity for a hydro operation though.
 
She's leaving her cat and rats alone with no care, so she's at least got the animal neglect part of the Tranch down.

"Getting them ready to be without me for a longer" while her roommate had to leave for raping her by not using a condom means they're not just without her but entirely alone. I don't know much about rats, but I do know cats aren't a big fan of having dirty litter boxes so I'm guessing she won't be getting the deposit back on that apartment after it pees everywhere in protest.

I'd like to point out that she left all those animals cooped up alone, but took the dog, Loki, with her.



The dog that she's posed with in a picture like this (Twitter page archive):

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I have many concerns for the well-being of that poor animal. :(

ETA Twitter page archive in case the psycho tries to bury it.
 
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I'd like to point out that she left all those animals cooped up alone, but took the dog, Loki, with her.

The dog that she's posed with in a picture like this:


I have many concerns for the well-being of that poor animal. :(
Goddammit.

We joke about furries but I didn't expect the Tranch thread to actually cross over into the zoophile section of the forum. But here we are. Cuntness needs a thread, and she also needs to commit die as soon as possible.
 
They got new solar panels and new batteries, I think they also had everything rewired as well at that time. Honestly it's been some time since the last power grid debacle so I think they're either doing decently well or they've just learned basic opsec as it pertains to talking about their power grid.

I sincerely doubt they have the capacity for a hydro operation though.
It's not even a hydro rig that draws the most power; cheap setups use as much current as a decent size aquarium pump (if that); it's the lights & fans/exhaust/climate-control that takes some doing.

Growing backroom plants in hydro-medium & 5gal bucket with a basic sunlamp & timer, assuming a normal day/night cycle, uses about as much as power as a 30gal aquarium.

Source: I had an aquarium & grow peppers indoors, because bugs/pesticides suck and fish help my calm.
 
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It's not even a hydro rig that draws the most power; cheap setups use as much current as a decent size aquarium pump (if that); it's the lights & fans/exhaust/climate-control that takes some doing.

Growing backroom plants in hydro-medium & a 5gal bucket just a basic sunlamp, assuming it's on a timer & normal day/night cycle, uses about as much as power as a 30gal aquarium.

Source: I had an aquarium & grow peppers indoors, because bugs/pesticides suck and fish are cool.
I concur, fish are cool. Fresh or salt water?
 
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