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Phil posted he was stressed out because his power went out twice for a little bit during a storm last night. I live in a rural area and at times my power goes out for weeks. My record is 23 days without power. Not to sound like a bitch, but that is stressful when I have to carry buckets of water from a creek a quarter mile away to fill the tanks of my toilets so I can flush them for 23 days!! All Phil was stressed out about for 15 minutes was his microwave couldn’t work, therefor he couldn’t shove those giant burritos into his mouth!
Phil’s probably scared that his cell phone would run out of battery and he couldn’t dial 911
 
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Phil’s fear is justified. When the power goes out, the Karl’s squirm about. Darkness is their play ground and he has stirred that hornets nest up.

watch your tour back from the Kool Karl Kongregation. Hope them gates to your condo aren’t electric
Karls, Tevins, detractors, scorned money creatures... it's a scary world out there, how do you expect Phil to survive if he can't call the cops and have them teleport to his house to magdump at all of those mentally ill psychopaths who are trying to hurt Phil?
 
I finally got a chance to look at the chat during his goldust membership rant. Most of the chat was telling him legit suggestions like members only streams, play over time, make the memberships cheaper. They were telling him to step it up, or start making youtube videos ontop of his streams. THIS is "alotta peepul" saying these things. Not the fake shit Phil tries to gaslight people with.
 
Phil is clearly mentally deteriorating in front of our very eyes. In just one or two streams he managed to not understand the following:

Inclusive versus exclusive ( club )
Conceited versus concerted ( effort )
He just couldn't comprehend what snowkarl was talking about when he referenced "console Khet/your wife"
And it's going to get worst. This is the tip of the iceberg for him mentally. I wouldn't be surprised if Phil starts to develop schizophrenic like symptoms. There's been hundreds, if not thousands of cases, of this due to long stretches of self isolation. Add that with gin and Jasper, best believe, it's only going to get worst. The conservatorship arch is right on schedule.
 
The thing is that with the popularity some streamers reach, there is an audience for "unedited content". Where Phil fails at consistently is that you need to be able to get your audience invested in you. His unwillingness to do anything is what hurts him.

A YouTuber I watch, Mangs, has a lot in common with Phil. They're both stupid at times and both have had campaigns to cancel them. Where they differ is in their attitudes towards their role as entertainers. When memes about Mangs are made, he leans into them, hell the best running gags are about his inability to do math. Meanwhile when Phil do poorly he lashes out like a toddler, and the memes only piss him off even more.


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There was a small nontroversy in the vtuber community over the last week or so over clippers and whether they ought to personally benefit from compiling highlights of vtuber streams, and whether the vtubers benefit in turn from having their content being condensed and possibly drawing new viewers. However you feel about it it’s worth noting that the vtuber community has a portion of people willing to produce edited content uncompensated by the performers themselves, something Phil as had exactly once, from one person, and he essentially threw it in the garbage.

His career is mou shindeiru and he don’t even know it.
 
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So the recent BK drama really got me thinking how much do you guys actually think is being spent on eating out in the pigpen at this point? He subtly said things recently like they eat out for breakfast on his days off, and he comments on a particular place they order from with door dash. It’s fucking insane, even though he’s lying about how much running around they do, I can understand maybe getting lunch and dinner somewhere while you’re out, but for fuck sake just wake up a little earleir and have a nice home cooked breakfast with your wife instead of eating out all 3 meals, and the fact he has to do this as least once a week is just absurd
 
So the recent BK drama really got me thinking how much do you guys actually think is being spent on eating out in the pigpen at this point? He subtly said things recently like they eat out for breakfast on his days off, and he comments on a particular place they order from with door dash. It’s fucking insane, even though he’s lying about how much running around they do, I can understand maybe getting lunch and dinner somewhere while you’re out, but for fuck sake just wake up a little earleir and have a nice home cooked breakfast with your wife instead of eating out all 3 meals, and the fact he has to do this as least once a week is just absurd
Over/Under is at $1500 a week.
 
He's the one who bitched about the whole karl thing.
Which is what would make it even funnier. What's the dumpling going to do? Ban him?
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So the recent BK drama really got me thinking how much do you guys actually think is being spent on eating out in the pigpen at this point?
Absolutely daily. I'm not up to the $1500/week camp because he needs the beefcake bitmaps too.
 
So the recent BK drama really got me thinking how much do you guys actually think is being spent on eating out in the pigpen at this point? He subtly said things recently like they eat out for breakfast on his days off, and he comments on a particular place they order from with door dash. It’s fucking insane, even though he’s lying about how much running around they do, I can understand maybe getting lunch and dinner somewhere while you’re out, but for fuck sake just wake up a little earleir and have a nice home cooked breakfast with your wife instead of eating out all 3 meals, and the fact he has to do this as least once a week is just absurd
High end is 2 meals / day for 6 days and 3 meals on the day off. 1 breakfast, 7 lunches, and 7 dinners (x2 people). High end per person, let's say $15 for breakfast, $15 for lunch, $25 for dinner. That would be $590 a week if they're both eating out every meal. I'd put an actual number of like $250.

Unrelated, looking forward to the Carls, Qarls, and Kharls in chat since "Karl" is the term banned, and Phil truly appreciates sticking to the letter not the spirit.
 
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So the recent BK drama really got me thinking how much do you guys actually think is being spent on eating out in the pigpen at this point? He subtly said things recently like they eat out for breakfast on his days off, and he comments on a particular place they order from with door dash. It’s fucking insane, even though he’s lying about how much running around they do, I can understand maybe getting lunch and dinner somewhere while you’re out, but for fuck sake just wake up a little earleir and have a nice home cooked breakfast with your wife instead of eating out all 3 meals, and the fact he has to do this as least once a week is just absurd
Maybe around $300-$500, $1,500 is too much considering what he actually makes.
 
There was a small nontroversy in the vtuber community over the last week or so over clippers and whether they ought to personally benefit from compiling highlights of vtuber streams, and whether the vtubers benefit in turn from having their content being condensed and possibly drawing new viewers. However you feel about it it’s worth noting that the vtuber community has a portion of people willing to produce edited content uncompensated by the performers themselves, something Phil as had exactly once, from one person, and he essentially threw it in the garbage.

His career is mou shindeiru and he don’t even know it.
I'd say he has those types of highlights: TIHYDPs. In all seriousness, his "audience" isn't there for him like they are for VTubers and he is well aware of it, hence the karlpocolypse.
 
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