US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
I really have to ask, what's with the defeatism in this thread? I know things are bad, and are likely to get worse, but wailing and screaming about how we're all doomed will do none of us any good. If we're going to have to deal with so much crap, might as well crack a joke and smile. It's the only way we'll get through it, methinks.
"Sometimes we laugh to keep from crying, but the important thing is to laugh, every chance we get."
 
Oh yeah. There’s a bunch of Vietnamese that got settled along the Mississippi River and holy shit I have never seen a group more Murican. The whiplash of seeing a Vietnamese man in a giant cowboy hat and speaking with the biggest Texas accent cause he’s a GODDAMN AMERICAN!!! was hilarious.
The Vietnamese Texans, like Nigerian Texans, are also based as fuck. A large proportion of them are also quite conservative Catholics (carried over from evangelization in French Indochina) so you end up seeing what amounts to rosary-wearing Vietnamese cowboys. Their patriotism for their old homeland (a lot of them have South Vietnamese flags in their homes) and for Texas is really admirable. Used to have Vietnamese neighbors next door and they were a wonderful family - always invited us over for meals, I'd play their piano, it was a good time. Real sense of community that I sorely miss.

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The meme glowing rally failed, what's the narrative going to look like now?
I'm sure they expected thousands of people and maybe hopefuly get a repeat of January, instead they got 50 guys, some of whom are boomers and some of whom are glowies, all of whom just stood around doing nothing while surrounded by a shitton of riot police and media hawks.
Boy, I sure do hope someone gets fired for this blunder.
 
No feds here....
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The meme glowing rally failed, what's the narrative going to look like now?

They take a close photo of two guys shouting to obscure the numbers, pick out any random item they see. Write headline "Neo-nazis with fannypacks, hate rally held at bay by the law but this points to dark days ahead unless you give us more power"

same shit they always do
 
The meme glowing rally failed, what's the narrative going to look like now?
I'm sure they expected thousands of people and maybe hopefuly get a repeat of January, instead they got 50 guys, some of whom are boomers and some of whom are glowies, all of whom just stood around doing nothing while surrounded by a shitton of riot police and media hawks.
Boy, I sure do hope someone gets fired for this blunder.
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Media's response after 1/6 results in everyone being there arrested and detained - "EVERYONE DESERVED TO BE ARRESTED, THEY TRIED TO SUBVERT OUR DEMOCRACY™, THEY OUGHTA HANG FOR THIS!"
*everyone learns their lesson, and doesn't show up for 9/18*
Media's response - "LOL, WHAT'S THE MATTER MAGATARDS? SCARRRRRRRED?! NOBODY WAS GONNA ARREST YOU, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS!"
And then they wonder why people's trust in them is at an all time low.
 
5 Men, all in jean shorts, all drinking water with similar hair cuts, not one football shirt..and the most facial hair super close shaved.

No Beer, no Sports..no beards, not one beer gut, God could come down and he would be less bright than these 5.
 
5 Men, all in jean shorts, all drinking water with similar hair cuts, not one football shirt..and the most facial hair super close shaved.

No Beer, no Sports..no beards, not one beer gut, God could come down and he would be less bright than these 5.
They couldn't second a single landwhale from the ATF? It's full of fatasses.
 
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