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ElGringoBandito said:
There's a few chatters using the prefix 'snow', SnowPhil, SnowMalone etc. Fair enough, he banned the word 'Karl', he never said anything about Snow.

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Won't be long before Karl becomes an actual religion in his chat now ffs
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I don’t watch streamers so I don’t have much of a reference. Is his stream chat unusually weird or is it a pretty standard chat? I’m assuming amount of viewers (300 v 3,000) will change it considerably.
 
It just goes to show how terrible a streamer DSP is even after all these years. The biggest, most popular streamers and people with the smallest but most loyal fanbases both actively encourage their viewers to chat amongst themselves and be friends because it leads to stuff you can talk to them about that isn't just answering Derich asking what your favorite pokemon is for the 50th time and they have more reason to show up every day. He's either too stupid to realize this or his ego is so huge he can't physically handle that people aren't 100% laser focused on him and prefers a dead chat.
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
how much do you guys actually think is being spent on eating out in the pigpen at this point?
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I bet phil is one of those guys who goes out every day and doesn't process how a 5 to 10 dollar lunch adds up over weeks/months, so I bet he does. Not to mention how many times phil lets it slip how much he gets food taken out.
 
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So his terrible day consisted of:
- Rain, which Phil retconned mid-story to being something they enjoyed because it was 'kewwwling'
- He rolled his ankle
- His DoorDash order (which he could mysteriously afford) was botched... but then they gave him credit and stuff so this got resolved
- The power went out when he was trying to watch TV
- Suprcrzy trying to ruin his stream with 'hundreds' of people (based on the number of likes Suprcrzy got)
- Super secret stuff that may have been caused by people trying to fuck with his life that required him to be on the phone this morning during 'normal business hours' (on a Saturday), but he can't tell us any more for personal protection reasons

So nothing, and then some Facebook vaguepost about people trying to fuck with his life.
Phil had to crack down - today is not the day to cause him problems because he is hurting emotionally and physically.

I notice that this is now two absolutely atrocious days off that he was spending with his beautiful wife who makes everything better - one wonders if she is a factor in this terrible, terrible suffering.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
So his terrible day consisted of:
- Rain, which Phil retconned mid-story to being something they enjoyed because it was 'kewwwling'
- He rolled his ankle
- His DoorDash order (which he could mysteriously afford) was botched... but then they gave him credit and stuff so this got resolved
- The power went out when he was trying to watch TV
- Suprcrzy trying to ruin his stream with 'hundreds' of people (based on the number of likes Suprcrzy got)
- Super secret stuff that may have been caused by people trying to fuck with his life that required him to be on the phone this morning during 'normal business hours' (on a Saturday), but he can't tell us any more for personal protection reasons

So nothing, and then some Facebook vaguepost about people trying to fuck with his life.
Phil had to crack down - today is not the day to cause him problems because he is hurting emotionally and physically.

I notice that this is now two absolutely atrocious days off that he was spending with his beautiful wife who makes everything better - one wonders if she is a factor in this terrible, terrible suffering.
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Karen Burnell and his first world problems.
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
It just goes to show how terrible a streamer DSP is even after all these years. The biggest, most popular streamers and people with the smallest but most loyal fanbases both actively encourage their viewers to chat amongst themselves and be friends because it leads to stuff you can talk to them about that isn't just answering Derich asking what your favorite pokemon is for the 50th time and they have more reason to show up every day. He's either too stupid to realize this or his ego is so huge he can't physically handle that people aren't 100% laser focused on him and prefers a dead chat.
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His chat a few days ago was talking about Drake (I think) and he just flipped out. How hard would it have been to just say "I haven't listened to it but I'll give it a try". Then on his break he chooses some song and later mentions what he thinks of it during the stream. How hard would it have been to do that? It would've taken a few minutes out of his day (just listen while you eat) and it would've been a nice thing to do. If he doesn't want to show interest or even feign interest then why is he even streaming.
 
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When is Snowkarl gonna start streaming? He'd get more fun engagement than Phil ever has even if he's boring. Would love to see Phil be like "THIS IS MY STREAM!!! NOT THE SNOWKARL STREAM!!! GET UR OWN STREAM IF YOU WANNA DO THIS SHIT" and then he just does and everyone moves over there
 
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Someone told Phil that another streamer came home to find his house broken into.
Phil's response "I would argue he should get the police involved."

Really, Phil? You 'would argue' a break and enter is a situation in which you should contact police?
Great example of his weird verbal and semantic tics when they get out of control. Unnecessary word salad. "I would argue" is the current "real talk".
 
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He is a fucking bitch. Nothing new but this dude has only a mix of non-existent, made up and self-inflicted problems.

Seriously, if I would behave anywhere like him, my own father and family would be ashamed and disinherit me.

Imagine DSP is your son and you listen to him and his prestreams.


You know who doesn't bitch like him? - Rahb on Wheels. A fucking wheelchair.
 
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Phil once again saying that making fun of his post nasal drip is worse than making "generalized observational racial comedy" and if you do make fun of his post nasal drip you're a loser living in your mommy's basement who has nothing going on in his life so you feel the need to bring down others. So me saying that Phil snorts like a pig and it's disgusting is worse than if I would say that all Asians are bugmen who eat dogs. Sound good? Fair enough? Alright.
 
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The strokemouth is particularly bad this morning.
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