Bank Documents [18-Sept-2021] - Didn't learn a thing from the bankruptcy

UaineRunei said:
I agree with you, however, if your intentions really are the best to Phil, you're doing the wrong thing here (I'm assuming you're OIC). You're giving a mountain of cash to this dude, but he doesn't know who to manage it... You know that he's terrible with money, c'mon now...

If you legit want the best for him, you need to get some financial help for him. This dude is just a disaster with money, and soon he won't be able to pay his legit bills.
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No no, don't tell these people, it's funnier that way. They'll realise when it's too late.
 
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IHateMyJob said:
Phil could easily move to Eastern Washington where it's much cheaper to live. Also why should he live within his means when he gets frogs I mean fans to keep supporting him?
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There is no reason for him to live in the metro Seattle area unless he's working a job that requires him to live there. Luckily, you can literally stream wherever you want to. For fuck's sake, he could literally move to one of the lowest cost of living places in the world and be fine granted he could still stream.
 
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UaineRunei said:
I agree with you, however, if your intentions really are the best to Phil, you're doing the wrong thing here (I'm assuming you're OIC). You're giving a mountain of cash to this dude, but he doesn't know who to manage it... You know that he's terrible with money, c'mon now...

If you legit want the best for him, you need to get some financial help for him. This dude is just a disaster with money, and soon he won't be able to pay his legit bills.
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Getting financial help for a narcissist with no self control, who believes he’s always right, others are wrong and is never at fault.

Son, there aren’t enough OPTIMISTIC stickers on the entire farms for what you just wrote.
 
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King of Super Casualized said:
As far as I can tell, it doesn't look like he's opened a new credit card either, which, if true, is either the most financially responsible thing he's done since the bankruptcy, or he's just mooching off Khet's.
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I assume he must be somewhat mooching in that everything that requires a credit card would have to be her. He likely swerves a lot of that by using his PayPal account though, but there'd likely still be some things that would call for one. Then again, she should be responsible for something in the household so I wouldn't really call it mooching...
00R-Gundam said:
Nothing personal, but this feels like the weird start of a gay-op. You do you man, dont make an ass of yourself.
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Skepticism is probably good until we look into this further. That's generally a good idea when we've got something that seems to be confirming our general low expectations of Phil. In this case, most people assumed he was burning all of his money still and scaling his spending to his income, and this is suspiciously clean proof of that theory. Similar to when the Dutch lady said he enjoyed pegging - it's just so on the nose...
 
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Playing devil's advocate here, but those documents would be easy to fake. Phil's addresses and contact info aren't a secret. And I also feel that any official statements from banks wouldn't censor an account number like "123456XXXXXX". Why would they, if the statement is only ever intended for the person who holds the account?

But I'm not in the US so maybe it's different there. Who knows. I just don't buy it at the moment.

Edit: Also look at how the text is cut off. No official online statement I've ever received has had formatting errors like this. They make sure that all information is visible.

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Edit 2: Thinking about the censored account numbers. What banks ask you for the first X amount of digits of the account number in order to verify who you are? None. They always ask for the last digits, and people always use statements or their cards to reference the account numbers. If they themselves censor those last digits on statements, there will be people out there who own accounts but simply don't memorise those last digits - resulting in them not being able to discuss their accounts with banks.

I'm calling bullshit.
 
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Froggah said:
There is no reason for him to live in the metro Seattle area unless he's working a job that requires him to live there. Luckily, you can literally stream wherever you want to. For fuck's sake, he could literally move to one of the lowest cost of living places in the world and be fine granted he could still stream.
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Do you not know who you're talking about here? Why should he make changes to his lifestyle if he's being bankrolled? He's got all the great nearby fast food outlets, shopping malls and the super fast and absolutely necessary business class internet lines that help his business. You'd be hindering his lifestyle if you start suggesting things like that to him, be careful where you step.
 
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Froggah said:
There is no reason for him to live in the metro Seattle area unless he's working a job that requires him to live there. Luckily, you can literally stream wherever you want to. For fuck's sake, he could literally move to one of the lowest cost of living places in the world and be fine granted he could still stream.
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Again, I know that I'm repeating myself here, but this will never happen, if you just dump money on him. Feel free to ignore me or rate me MATI, but did you really think that he would save the money you gave to him? Why? Why would he do that?

I know that you're upset with the truth, but you can still help him. Just don't assume that giving him all the money he wants will magically make him a better person.
 
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Froggah said:
The funny thing is that he would probably be fine if he lived within his means and moved somewhere hella cheap like the South, the Midwest or something. He would literally be rolling in cash if he lived in a trailer like Wings and just streamed and never left the house. He could actually put that money saved towards investing/retirement, but this is how he wants to live his life.
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PONY UP YOU FUCKING CHEAPSKATE!!!

Phil is working his ass off daily, and barely has a few hundred dollars in the bank.

If you want to help him RIGHT NOW, TIP HIM OIC! Hint-hint!
 
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UaineRunei said:
I agree with you, however, if your intentions really are the best to Phil, you're doing the wrong thing here (I'm assuming you're OIC). You're giving a mountain of cash to this dude, but he doesn't know who to manage it... You know that he's terrible with money, c'mon now...

If you legit want the best for him, you need to get some financial help for him. This dude is just a disaster with money, and soon he won't be able to pay his legit bills.
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He has an addiction, no amount of financial help will fix him until he gets sorted out mentally. And considering his ego and 'personality' that'll never happen, so he's screwed.
 
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Fapcop said:
Disagree. Sometimes yeah, but in other of their videos you see them interacting as a more normal couple: Panda razzing Phil gently and Phil giving back.

They didn’t have that super creepy vibe and baby voice that DSP has with Khat.
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Most of what I had seen, he was always talking to panda like she was a little tard kid, when it came to explaining shit to her at least
 
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I don't know why people are shawked at the revelation that DSP never paid more than the minimum towards his mortgage. It's what he did with his credit cards and is part of poor financial planning. And unlike paying the minimum on credit cards, not everyone over the age of 5 knows that paying off termed loans ASAP is always a good idea even if it invokes penalties for paying it back too fast.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Okay, wait a minute... was this a theory?
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Until the whole WWE/bankruptcy stuff, at least for me, it seemed like a possibility. He knows the begging and constant "emergencies" bring in money, and the forbidden math indicated it was a LOT of money. I thought maybe that's where it was all going. Some genuinely smart plan where he was stashing it because he knew the bubble would eventually pop, and he couldn't get a regular job because he's "the guy".

But, nope, he's just an actual retard.
 
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