US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[mandatorylurk]

The great thing about the glowie photo is not just how easily it blew a hole in the FBI rally, it's how it's a rorschach test on people identifying what makes a glowie. At a group lunch today some people said it was the gay little jorts, other were the clean shaved short haircuts, others it was the same sunglasses. One girl said it was the watches. No one in the group really said something about them being fit because it was a lunch of 20's and early 30's fit people but the guy on the right was made fun of for looking like he shaved his legs.

The interesting thing to see is that it looks like it was an old guy on the little scooter behind the glowies holding the flags, they were probably doing the fucking meme of poking him with a stick to do something until the photo was taken

 

[In Memoriam]

Plus that guy looking at the camera like he wants to break it lol

 

[CarlosDanger]

They saw an American Flag and a Gadsden Flag and flocked to them like FBI vultures.
Courtesy of Jack Posobiec

 

[Eggplant Wizard]

Joe Manchin outright refused Joe Biden to his face to have it go through budget reconiliation. The only way it could have passed.

I think Joe Manchin is distancing himself from the oncoming fallout. He sees the pendulum swing coming and is stepping to the side at Mach 50.

 

[Gehenna]

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Right-Wing Conspiracy Rally Collapses Under Weight of Right-Wing Conspiracies

The lackluster attendance may be connected to conspiracy theories that the event was a “false flag” or “honeypot” for federal agents to entrap and arrest attendees

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Right-Wing J6 Rally Collapses Under Weight of Right-Wing Conspiracies…

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"Oh fuck, it failed, damage control, damage control!"

5 Men, all in jean shorts, all drinking water with similar hair cuts, not one football shirt..and the most facial hair super close shaved.

No Beer, no Sports..no beards, not one beer gut, God could come down and he would be less bright than these 5.

No. Feds. Here.

 

[Trianon]

I think Joe Manchin is distancing himself from the oncoming fallout. He sees the pendulum swing coming and is stepping to the side at Mach 50.

Similar reason why McConnell wants Dems to shoulder raising the debt ceiling on their own. They have to own it.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

"Oh fuck, it failed, damage control, damage control!"

No. Feds. Here.

Does that stupid asshole who posted the NPC meme have a twitter I would love for his opinion on the "Five Totally not Feds" standing in a circle.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Let's see, all of them have cheap undercuts (that's the name of their haircuts), they're wearing faggy jean shorts, they all have digital watches, and all of them have very generic, bland T-shirts screaming from the latest fashion trends of the 50's.

Literally not one of them are unique in any way whatsoever, do they have a dress code for blending into civilian events? Do they all shop for their clothes at Old Navy? I know that FBI agents are all Mormons but come on.

 

[ditto]

Plus that guy looking at the camera like he wants to break it lol

You just know he wants to go all Shut It Down but can't because he's "undercover"

 

[Gehenna]

You just know he wants to go all Shut It Down but can't because he's "undercover"

It's realizing all their cover is blown, any even vaguely aware civvie who sees this is going to go "Yah, those are officers" and if this picture gains any traction it is going to just -nuke- the attempted spin on the event and make it backfire.

This is the expression of a man who just realized everything he's doing is fucked.

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

Let's see, all of them have cheap undercuts (that's the name of their haircuts), they're wearing faggy jean shorts, they all have digital watches, and all of them have very generic, bland T-shirts screaming from the latest fashion trends of the 50's.

Literally not one of them are unique in any way whatsoever, do they have a dress code for blending into civilian events? Do they all shop for their clothes at Old Navy? I know that FBI agents are all Mormons but come on.

When I was still in school, we always called it the "white boy cut."

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Neon glowfish can't blend into the rest of the school when the rest of the school doesn't show up.

 

[Gehenna]

Seriously, spread that image. Don't be smug about it, try to lead them into it. It's optics panacea for anyone who didn't think the thing would glow, and can really make them pause and think. Think things like:

"If there were glowies here... maybe there were glowies in the last one"
and
"I know what an insurrection looks like because of Afghanistan, January 6th wasn't that, so why are the feds so focused on this?"

 

[Snekposter]

You just know he wants to go all Shut It Down but can't because he's "undercover"

Don't forget the guy on the right. He at least looks like he knows exactly how bad them all grouped up like this looks and that its their own damn fault they got caught so easily.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Literally not one of them are unique in any way whatsoever, do they have a dress code for blending into civilian events? Do they all shop for their clothes at Old Navy? I know that FBI agents are all Mormons but come on.

"HELLO FELLOW NOT FBI AGENTS"

Seriously, spread that image. Don't be smug about it,

I dunno about Smugness, I think it is just fucking hilarious.

 

[In Memoriam]

Every single one of them is wearing black socks too lol

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Even undercover cops usually know to throw in a few balding middle aged dudes with beer guts wearing sandals with socks which wouldn't be too out of place somewhere like this. The absolute state of the 3-letter glowies

 

[Ita Mori]

Let's see, all of them have cheap undercuts (that's the name of their haircuts), they're wearing faggy jean shorts, they all have digital watches, and all of them have very generic, bland T-shirts screaming from the latest fashion trends of the 50's.

Literally not one of them are unique in any way whatsoever, do they have a dress code for blending into civilian events? Do they all shop for their clothes at Old Navy? I know that FBI agents are all Mormons but come on.

Maybe they thought that those "Zero Foxtrot" brand clothes were too on the nose.

What I'm amazed at is that the feds all sent in reasonably attractive men. I thought they wanted to make chuds look like unshaven, flithy, obese, sickly ghouls...

If we are to take these men as MAGAs, it certainly makes them look better than your average BLM negress and your Antifag soy boy.

 

[Standardized Profile]

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The great thing about the glowie photo is not just how easily it blew a hole in the FBI rally, it's how it's a rorschach test on people identifying what makes a glowie. At a group lunch today some people said it was the gay little jorts, other were the clean shaved short haircuts, others it was the same sunglasses. One girl said it was the watches. No one in the group really said something about them being fit because it was a lunch of 20's and early 30's fit people but the guy on the right was made fun of for looking like he shaved his legs.

The interesting thing to see is that it looks like it was an old guy on the little scooter behind the glowies holding the flags, they were probably doing the fucking meme of poking him with a stick to do something until the photo was taken

Watches are a tell. Normal people get the time from their phone, but glowies can't take phones into the SCIF so they have to have watches. In cooler weather they wear their nice watches and roll their sleeves down to cover them, but you can still spot them if something causes their sleeves to ride up. I clocked a DC glowie that way during a protest outside the White House. (I wasn't one of the protestors, I was at a hotel a few blocks away and wanted to take in the show.)

In the picture above, I'm wondering what those bulky objects are in their pockets. Radios? Pepper spray? Pocket guns?

 

[ditto]

Does that stupid asshole who posted the NPC meme have a twitter I would love for his opinion on the "Five Totally not Feds" standing in a circle.

"Mission accomplished"

EDIT:

https://twitter.com/MattBraynard/status/1439350382149386242

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