Bank Documents [18-Sept-2021] - Didn't learn a thing from the bankruptcy

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

exactly, this is literally like if someone said "yo i have all these naked photos of children......that i found on a lolcow's computer which i gained access to.....months ago and now i'm showing you all in the middle of the night when no mods are awake and he isn't either.....which proves i'm just doing this to inform you and did not in any way put them there on his computer.

Except these are all places Phil goes, places he talks about and things he does. It's not like these are things he has never mentioned. If someone keeps saying "I watch child porn, I download it" and then someone comes along and says they found it on their computer, it's probably true.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

exactly, this is literally like if someone said "yo i have all these naked photos of children......that i found on a lolcow's computer which i gained access to.....months ago and now i'm showing you all in the middle of the night when no mods are awake and he isn't either.....which proves i'm just doing this to inform you and did not in any way put them there on his computer.

it would be one thing if this was like the WWE Champions thread where we've been discussing it for awhile and then someone was like "oh shit, i did X and found Y" but instead he emerges literally out of nowhere to give us proof of stuff we didn't even know.

Like for fucks sake wasn't this literally ILJ's plan for what she was going to pull on Chris-chan if he disobeyed her? That cunt also had Chris' BoA account info and was draining him for fucking months and was planning on announcing his misdeeds for the asspats once chris got to everfree.

we're all going to look like the biggest fucking retards if this is an op, not to mention the federal crime aspect. i know multiple junkies that pulled low level versions of this same shit. judges don't play when it comes to money

We now know where he gets his haircut and his CPA he goes too. If this is an op, it's the greatest one ever pulled.

 

[Pisstrooper]

I really can't wait to see how Phil deals with all of this being laid out. He spends MASSIVE amounts of energy and time to conceal this exact information and in one night it has all been revealed. He is so paranoid and stressed out about his personal/financial info getting out and it just did in the most extreme fashion. His literal worst nightmare is coming true and he could unravel and meltdown, but he's also a pigroach so I'm sure he'll survive. But it's fascinating to speculate. He could just go silent, idk.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

ok, lets walk this back, we only have this information because a rando out of the blue decided to tell us he got access to phil's banking info. this wasn't accidentally revealed organically. this guy clearly was on a fucking mission, so this newfag comes up and says "hey did you know phil currently has only $164(i don't remember the real number) in his bank account!" whats stopping this same fucker from at any point in the last however long from basically draining it the last few days until it got that low, again remember the escort saga. A-logs are perfectly willing to go to prison just to fuck with this guy, and phil probably doesn't even remember his own fucking password at this point. so it would be very easy for him to get fucked with. beyond that it doesn't matter what he says, he can say with 100% truth "these guys got access to my banking info and now i'm fucking broke, i don't even remember a lot of these purchases i have to assume someone stole my shit please donate"

Phil is going to beg this up, for sure! He's going to snort into the mic and go "Guys, my financial information was leaked. Please tip." I know exactly what's going to happen: BoA has already frozen his account, a privacy officer is going to eat shit first thing Monday morning, they're do their own internal investigation - and from what it sounds like, the gayops did their homework and they know what they're doing. Also, BoA has been known to be cheap asses when it comes to cybersecurity. Also, it does shock me that this person is willing to go to the feds just to give his the pigtagon papers. Also, fed tip: don't fuck with the TV in the day room and ALWAYS protect your kite, even if you got a few torpedo's heading your way. I digress. We know Phil is going to play the victim to his own stupidity. Remember, he did nothing wrong. He did everything correct.

 

[CabbageMan]

How is his water bill $200 when he only showers twice a week?

With condos like that it's usually gathered and split by 3 between the units. Don't quote me on this because I don't know how his special gated community does it but with a triplex or duplex unit like that the property management companies usually hire a company that lazily does it that way. Source: lived in a shitty place that did that.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

The experian and equifax credit reports look authentic. Imagine someone trying to forge a 70+ page credit report (each) with the perfect typeset, formatting and bankruptcy codes just to get asspats on this forum.

Phil's been lying to his piggies for years, and again none of that matters because he can just say "these crazy fuckers got access to my bank account and credit reports"

here seems to remember that stealing an identity is illegal and to obtain all this info thats what the OP had to do. these could all be Phil's purchases, it still doesn't waive the fact that his identity got fucking stolen. and with how many real bullshit purchases he's done it wouldn't matter how many other purchases someone makes on his account. between the ones we have proof of and the champions shit. every door dash and grocery run could be completely fraudulent and it wouldn't matter to the people here, on the flip side because of the whole stolen identity aspect it wouldnt matter to the bank either. at least one purchase in the last 3 months wasn't made by phil who got his identity stolen and the proof of him needing lifelock is in this very thread.

for fucks sake this guy got credit reports he's breaking every fucking crime. if phil was better with his money this motherfucker could have brought a house or car in his name. you fucking people don't seem to realize how big of a deal this is

 

[AnOminous]

some of those restaurants are probably direct ordering services. piggy eats out nearly every day. it explains why theyre so expensive

It amazes me how much this loser spends on such basic bitch places. How do you blow so much on some shitty Darden chain restaurant? He must utterly pig out.

 

[LolCowCentral]

Also, fed tip: don't fuck with the TV in the day room

If you know you know ... this one got me

In the chat someone mentioned how he definitely doesn't have 5k a month in business expenses but he claimed all of these pulls as business expenses and they were brought up during the bankruptcy call as "microtransations" where he explained what they were.

most of the farms at that time immediately called bullshit because when do you ever see Phil make micro transactions in games? He clearly defrauded the government but this is one reason has can never admit they weren't business expenses. Because he lied under oath and he wouldn't want to purger himself.

 

[Pisstrooper]

Phil's been lying to his piggies for years, and again none of that matters because he can just say "these crazy fuckers got access to my bank account and credit reports"

here seems to remember that stealing an identity is illegal and to obtain all this info thats what the OP had to do. these could all be Phil's purchases, it still doesn't waive the fact that his identity got fucking stolen. and with how many real bullshit purchases he's done it wouldn't matter how many other purchases someone makes on his account. between the ones we have proof of and the champions shit. every door dash and grocery run could be completely fraudulent and it wouldn't matter to the people here, on the flip side because of the whole stolen identity aspect it wouldnt matter to the bank either. at least one purchase in the last 3 months wasn't made by phil who got his identity stolen and the proof of him needing lifelock is in this very thread.

for fucks sake this guy got credit reports he's breaking every fucking crime. if phil was better with his money this motherfucker could have brought a house or car in his name. you fucking people don't seem to realize how big of a deal this is

We realize, we just don't really care.

 

[boooof]

also, as an addendum, i know phil declared war on the farms a week or so ago and some people think i'm doing this just because he declared war on the farms. that's not true. i have been working on this for a while now. this would have come out regardless of his rant against the farms. the only thing i would have done differently is to release the full bank account number to the mods only for verification but that's out of the bag now lol

 

[AnOminous]

we're all going to look like the biggest fucking retards if this is an op, not to mention the federal crime aspect. i know multiple junkies that pulled low level versions of this same shit. judges don't play when it comes to money

lol calm down if he fucked up and gets doxed and arrested we'll laugh at him too.

 

[Kosher Dill]

here seems to remember that stealing an identity is illegal and to obtain all this info thats what the OP had to do. these could all be Phil's purchases, it still doesn't waive the fact that his identity got fucking stolen. and with how many real bullshit purchases he's done it wouldn't matter how many other purchases someone makes on his account.

Even if you want to say everything after the identity theft is tainted, even a thief can't go back in time and falsify previous records.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Even if you want to say everything after the identity theft is tainted, even a thief can't go back in time and falsify previous records.

he obviously can't falsify records but as he literally just said, he's had access for fucking months, and i personally know i would have gotten at least one door dash off this dumb fuck if i saw the bullshit he was spending his money on,

 

[garrybkk]

You don't understand? Are you serious? 80% of the fucking transactions are DoorDash, Apple iTunes, or Total Wine.... The fuck you mean you don't understand?

You fell for the bait.

 

[Pisstrooper]

For this to be an op multiple people would have had to make up records, write a thousand lines of locally verifiable bank records for a chat bot to read out loud. At this point its more autistic to think its an op than not.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

For this to be an op multiple people would have had to make up records, write a thousand lines of locally verifiable bank records for a chat bot to read out loud. At this point its more autistic to think its an op than not.

i'm obviously not using op in the correct term. here's what i mean. this guy had access to Phil's bank account info and credit cards for months, saw him make bullshit purchases day after day. are you really telling me you wouldn't have brought something off the fat fuck after seeing a dozen transactions spent on WWE?

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Phil's been lying to his piggies for years, and again none of that matters because he can just say "these crazy fuckers got access to my bank account and credit reports"

here seems to remember that stealing an identity is illegal and to obtain all this info thats what the OP had to do. these could all be Phil's purchases, it still doesn't waive the fact that his identity got fucking stolen. and with how many real bullshit purchases he's done it wouldn't matter how many other purchases someone makes on his account. between the ones we have proof of and the champions shit. every door dash and grocery run could be completely fraudulent and it wouldn't matter to the people here, on the flip side because of the whole stolen identity aspect it wouldnt matter to the bank either. at least one purchase in the last 3 months wasn't made by phil who got his identity stolen and the proof of him needing lifelock is in this very thread.

for fucks sake this guy got credit reports he's breaking every fucking crime. if phil was better with his money this motherfucker could have brought a house or car in his name. you fucking people don't seem to realize how big of a deal this is

It doesn’t matter to the people here because we know it’s all Phil’s spending, we know it’s a big deal, why do you think we’re all pointing and laughing?

 

[Pisstrooper]

I hate to say it but in light of the way he treats his audience, the entitlement, the way he compares national tragedies to his personal inconveniences, karma owes him a couple kicks to the gout-ridden balls.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

i'm obviously not using op in the correct term. here's what i mean. this guy had access to Phil's bank account info and credit cards for months, saw him make bullshit purchases day after day. are you really telling me you wouldn't have brought something off the fat fuck after seeing a dozen transactions spent on WWE?

Either way it's funny as fuck. If someone did steal from him that's great, he's a scamming asshole (he could consider it his act of charity) If it's all him that's great as well.

 

[Kosher Dill]

So let's talk about Youtube, shall we?

On 8/23 he got $4970.90 from Google.
According to Socialblade he got 658041 views on Youtube in the past month, and I assume that's holding about constant.
Does anyone have the superchat figures on hand for the month prior, or whatever exactly the payout period is for those? If we subtract that out can we get his real CPM?