Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Cheesegirl78]

Just for funsies, the photo I think they ripped down to the pose. Tess makes that motorbike look like it has a van's truck, a shapeless mass of black leather were you have not the slightest idea what is happening and most likely don't wanna know either
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Both of these pictures are hard on the eyes, Pam's awful implants take center stage, and Tess is just, well, Tess.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

That's Tess?
I thought it was Jeffree Star in heavy-duty drag.
I love how they had to hide all her fat behind the motorcycle.
And sorry, Tess, but I don't think Barb Wire is "an iconic sex symbol ". Perhaps you meant Pam Anderson instead?

Seconded. I looked closely, thinking "what's a fat drag Pam Anderson on the cover of Inked for?"

Poor ol' Ten-Ton. Her salad* days, doing fat drag. Maybe that's why she's so qweer, cos she looks like a builder who faceplanted on to through a cosmetics counter.

*hahahaha

 

[bloomingcactus]

Lol and it's her new Instagram avatar. She just does not see how unflattering this is. Her other photos were not great but this is just awful.

It doesn't even look like her.


Do people really hang photos of themselves above their bed? Makes me wonder if she has ANY photos of Bowie or Riley anywhere in the house. Actual physical photos.


Again so incredibly unflattering. The comment is so her. Ha... ha... ha... Stay classy Tess. Of course her butt sniffing followers just love this.


It's sad when Miss Piggy looks way better than you do.

 

[Umaibae]

Photoshop working overtime. They seriously took 100lbs off her.

All anyone has to do is look at the bikini pics from the summer to see she’s much more rotund thanks this photo shoot implies.

 

[NoReturn]

Is she in Alaska for this photoshoot?

Guess not. lol, nobody wanna say hi, Tess.
Also, eww:

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

Whoever edited this set reaaaaallly can't stand her calves, look at those poorly edited edges


LOL-ed at these, she's so dainty ~ the editing made them even more deformed

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

lol retouchers deserve hazard pay for having to deal with tess pics

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Gah, I'm so sick of seeing her mouth open in her poses.
I wonder how much she was paid for this? $500?

 

[NoReturn]

I wonder how much she was paid for this? $500?

>I wonder how much she was paid for this? $500?

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

They paid her in cakes.

 

[Easy Peasy]

Can't wait for the letters to the editor on why they assaulted their readership with this sow

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Can't wait for the letters to the editor on why they assaulted their readership with this sow

I was reading the comments on the Inked IG page, and so many were kissing her ass, I was disgusted. Looked like a ton (lol) of fatties praising her, but there were quite a few that were repelled by this.
Mostly for the obvious, but people were also bringing up her past with the t-shirt grifting and charity fraud.

 

[Gramlol]

Is she in Alaska for this photoshoot?
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Guess not. lol, nobody wanna say hi, Tess.
Also, eww:
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They didn't shoop her farmer's tan/chest sunburn ?? At least put makeup on it to cover it up. But I guess they had enough on their plate just shooting and editing her

 

[NoReturn]

Can't wait for the letters to the editor on why they assaulted their readership with this sow

These are from Inked's instagram:

Spoiler: More

 

[Pina Colada]

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I guess we can add "road hog" to the laundry list of names to call her!

 

[blablabla]

WHO?!

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Everything about this screams drag down to her eyebrows,, why did they change her eyebrows if not to make her look like a drag queen

She looks better natural than in the magazine. And she looks like shit natural. What a fucking trainwreck of a spread

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Does anyone think we're going to see her bleaching her hair blonde in the next few months? Or is she too into being a (fake) redhead?

 

[Angry New Ager]

Does anyone think we're going to see her bleaching her hair blonde in the next few months? Or is she too into being a (fake) redhead?

I wondered the same thing. She wouldn't be the first faded celebrity who thought a new look would help rejuvenate her career, and she's made big changes before (her hair was black, then dark brown, before she settled on red, and her current shade is lighter than before. Probably the one thing keeping her from it is affording a decent colorist on the regular.

Anyway, judging by the corrugated metal backgrounds, which were also visible in her sneak peek of that "epic" photoshoot for which she had her hair cornrowed, this is that epic shoot, and the cornrows were so they could get the wig on over all her hair. What a trashfire.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

Things I particularly liked. Tess has blown her lips and her lip border to the point the makeup looks like the shooper added a shadow effect to create and edge and definition to her lips.

The gloves which obviously could barely fit past her wrist. They are meant to be elbow length right? The buldge from the bagle barely holding on... it looks like that wrist roll of fat is about to pop!

The insane amount of blurry smudge filter insanity on this shoot.... I know tess is dirty and can't wash herself but they basically black smudged her stomach.

The photo shoot idea is also stupid and lazy. Pamela anderson had the life style that went with it. Tess can't hold herself on motorbike. Wouldnt be able to turn her head. She is a wine mawm who helps herself to all of her kids food and leftovers and cries into her mcdonalds.

Actually. Edit. This is fucking stupid as Pam has always said she got hepatitis from sharing a tattoo needle with Tommy Lee . So why the fuck would u put that as the cover of a tattoo magazine?!?!?



Edit- amend to right Tommy Lee... @P. Barnes' THOT - whoops.

 

[BudgetHam]

He thinned her to almost normal fat proportions (but he did leave her back boobs flattened in the back lol); it's obvious because we know her real size, but less obvious because he's a professional who doesn't use preset filters
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She looks like a trashbag full of coleslaw.