Bank Documents [18-Sept-2021] - Didn't learn a thing from the bankruptcy

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

Current possible gotcha spending on pulls

August-678
September-284
July-1030
June-3080

Total= 5072

These are from paypal payments that match WWE champions pricing. I disregarded some paypal ones as they could have been bills and sounded off.

My numbers are probably off due to lateness and so many different numbers but this is a decent baseline to see the level of addiction Phil has to gotcha games.

If any of Phil's wheelchairs read this, please recommend Gamblers Anonymous to him.

Edit: If anyone wants to relisten and check my numbers for June, please do so. According to what I wrote down, he spent over 1K on June 16th. The only way this could be wrong is if the recording started looping.

To add to this, the numbers from May (thus far) don't look any better.

May 25th - 440
May 24th - 792
May 19th - 220
May 18th - 330
May 17th - 550

That's over $2300 just in the second half of May. Holy fuck Phil. What the fuck dude. Our estimates were off for this asshole. It was WORSE than we thought.

 

[Pisstrooper]

I think he has a general gambling addiction, he talked about going to vegas multiple times in his life and said verbatim "I never got to see the strip" which is a common refrain when someone blows all their money and leaves quickly in shame

 

[Froggah]

27:30 in part 3 kind of made me laugh a bit all things considered. $35 for fucking Papa Johns pizza. So much for that authentic Italian pizza, huh Phil? Also, there isn't a way in hell that Kat isn't at least pushing 200 pounds by now. The amount of food that these two guzzle into their gullets is sickening beyond belief.

 

[Don't you lecture me]

Does the first of the 7th correspond with when Dave had to take his car "To the shop"? There's a transaction listed for Firestone Bridgestone AND a car wash that day.

 

[Penix]

Since I'm not autistic enough I'll most likely not contribute anything useful to this thread, so I'll take this chance for some appreciation towards @boooof @ProvenWrong and @Kosher Dill you fucking legends, christmas has come early that's for sure. In the grand scheme of things this changes shit for DSP, if retards were fine with bankrolling Phil after WWEC they will be fine with it after all this frivolous bullshit spending as well.

Let me also take the chance to laugh at a paypig in particular, Jax, if you're seeing all this shit, this is where thousands of your dollars have gone towards. You deserve it you fucking cuck

 

[Ol' Slag]

To add to this, the numbers from May (thus far) don't look any better.

May 25th - 440
May 24th - 792
May 19th - 220
May 18th - 330
May 17th - 550

That's over $2300 just in the second half of May. Holy fuck Phil. What the fuck dude. Our estimates were off for this asshole. It was WORSE than we thought.

My numbers might be off because I was way off for June initially due to a looping error on my phone but no matter how you look at it, it's fucking bad

 

[Need Help With Tips]

if retards were fine with bankrolling Phil after WWEC they will be fine with it after all this frivolous bullshit spending as well.

The wild thing is that some of this frivolous spending is straight up from the horse's mouth too. The dude tells his pigs he REALLY needs to hit the tips goal the day before his day off because he wants to make sure he can have a "nice day out with mah wife" and they fork it over without fail.

 

[Iroquois Pliskin]

@Ol' Slag
@Kosher Dill
@boooof
@ProvenWrong

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Let me also take the chance to laugh at a paypig in particular, Jax, if you're seeing all this shit, this is where thousands of your dollars have gone towards. You deserve it you fucking cuck

Imagine giving someone close to two weeks pay (that $1,000 tip) and they spend it in a day. These people need handlers.

 

[Kosher Dill]

The amount of food that these two guzzle into their gullets is sickening beyond belief.

Fred Meyer seems to be their main grocery store. If we take just that, we get:

June: $997.25
EDIT: plus $79 at Safeway and $54 at Trader Joe's in June. WERE YOU STILL HUNGRY???
July: $782.69
August: $938.14
September: $466.79... so far.

I mean, my God.

 

[Prince Lotor]

So every month on the 20th he pays the IRS $500 and every month near the 30th he pays the IRS $750, except July he skipped a $750 payment.

Is that his payment plans for the 2018, 2019, and 2020 fiscal years then?
Also looks like he's still not paying his Quarterly taxes, I don't see any payment he should have made for Q2 this year.
He's at $1,250 per month just for Federal backtaxes and he's still fucking around not paying his current year taxes while blowing like $2K on food & alcohol and $1-$3K on WWEChampions every month.

He just keeps spending all his money and not paying his taxes on his income.
He's literally treating his Federal tax liability on his income as a line of credit he can just make minimum payments on.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

All of this really makes you wonder wtf does Kat buy? And wtf does she do considering how much they eat out. He’s really got this bitch hanging around to what, do laundry and cook once a week? What a cuck

 

[Ol' Slag]

Fred Meyer seems to be their main grocery store. If we take just that, we get:

June: $997.25
July: $782.69
August: $938.14
September: $466.79... so far.

I mean, my God.

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That could include gas and Apple itunes gift cards as well, not just food.

 

[Pisstrooper]

Fred Meyer seems to be their main grocery store. If we take just that, we get:

June: $997.25
EDIT: plus $79 at Safeway and $54 at Trader Joe's in June. WERE YOU STILL HUNGRY???
July: $782.69
August: $938.14
September: $466.79... so far.

I mean, my God.

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Might be why he doesn't talk about how she "looks like a model" anymore. His best bet to keep her around is just to get her fat and unappealing to most other men honestly, but if Tyrone likes big wiminz then he might still be in trouble.

 

[Kosher Dill]

That could include gas and Apple itunes gift cards as well, not just food.

They can't be using that much gas since they never go anywhere and Kat works a block away. I suppose they could be buying Itunes cards, but they don't seem to have any problem with taking Itunes right from the bank so I don't know why they would.

Doordash numbers so far:
June: $316.30
July: $160.98
August: $299.04
September: $180.95 (to date)

 

[gaarashatan]

If the transaction history thing is legit it looks like Phil & Kathy are consuming around a gallon of liquor per week, just at home.

That breaks down to at least 10 shots per day between the two of them. Probably more.

who says khet is helping drink em

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Fred Meyer seems to be their main grocery store. If we take just that, we get:

June: $997.25
EDIT: plus $79 at Safeway and $54 at Trader Joe's in June. WERE YOU STILL HUNGRY???
July: $782.69
August: $938.14
September: $466.79... so far.

I mean, my God.

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I fucking figured it out.... That much in groceries plus the container store..... Phil and Kat are Doomsday Preppers.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I fucking figured it out.... That much in groceries plus the container store..... Phil and Kat are Doomsday Preppers.

Bet they weren't expecting it so soon.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Trader Joes is where Phil shops for his authentic Italian sauce ingredients. $54 to make a shitty pot of sauce.

 

[Prince Lotor]

To add to this, the numbers from May (thus far) don't look any better.

May 25th - 440
May 24th - 792
May 19th - 220
May 18th - 330
May 17th - 550

That's over $2300 just in the second half of May. Holy fuck Phil. What the fuck dude. Our estimates were off for this asshole. It was WORSE than we thought.

Horrifyingly enough this is actually right on par with what we've been estimating in the WWEChampions thread.

It's still jaw dropping to actually see it coming out of his account.
We're looking at a $20+K per year addiction to this game all while he doesn't pay his taxes.
This is one of Phil's multiple mental illnesses.