Bank Documents [18-Sept-2021] - Didn't learn a thing from the bankruptcy

[Pargon]

there are thousands of dollars in paypal and iTunes charges that match up to prices of WWE gatcha pulls.

Semper fi, you ridiculous autists. Time for breakfast.

 

[SkimP]

Thought this Reddit comment was worth sharing (TL;DR: give him money, don't give him money, DSP is fucked either way)

 

[clownpiss]

Watching the video of him talking in circles about crazy conspiracy theorists who say he plays wwe champions when he's just trying to raise money for bills and to take care of his family is just the cherry on top. In a segment during his most recent marathon he tried to argue that the trolls are crazy for believing a conspiracy where he wastes money instead of taking his wife on a honeymoon.

He could stream 5 days a week doing easy ass "work", take his wife on a honeymoon, and pay all his bills and start saving money but instead Kat is never getting the honeymoon he pretends he can't afford and he cant take a day off because he needs to buy more WWE champions packs, fucking pathetic

goes on for 5-10 minutes, hilarious and pathetic to listen to after hearing his spending

 

[NursezillaX]

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I did shout what at 7 or 8 minutes. Fair warning.

Gonna shower then record Part 4

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Gonna shower then record Part 4

Holy shit.... July 12th: $87 at Claim Jumpers restaurant, $67 on Doordash, $45 at Shari's Pies. Damn near $200 eating out and in for one day, insane.

 

[CT-65/91-6210]

Read this thread, registered an account just to comment that this is fucking wild. Is this the smoking gun everybody in the community has been waiting for? I was always skeptical of the whole WWE Champions thing but this has confirmed it for me beyond any shadow of a doubt.

 

[Pisstrooper]

Even ironic fans who tip Phil once in awhile will now see how he spends hundreds of dollars on takeout and WWE Champions while crying poor and begging

(Wonder How Phil’s whales will react, or the few of his remaining non retarded fans like SBM. Phil always had the benefit of doubt with his whales. Now they can see black on white how their money are spent.)

OIC seemed genuinely confused/hurt. I'm curious how the borderline cases like snowkarl will react.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Holy shit.... July 12th: $87 at Claim Jumpers restaurant, $67 on Doordash, $45 at Shari's Pies. Damn near $200 eating out and in for one day, insane.

To be fair, some of that may have been from the 11th and not clearing until the 12th. But still, even if so, $200 eating out between 2 days is crazy.

 

[Fapcop]

3. He comes clean, but blames the trolls harassing him as the reason why he developed a gacha addiction, a food addiction and a lying addiction. This is actually what he should do, as I think it'd net more pity bux.

That would be the smart thing to do, which is why Phil won’t go for that one.

Phil is dumb and has a narcissistic ego that can bend light with its sheer weight.

“I developed a Gacha and gin addiction” doesn’t rhyme well with “I DID NOTHING WRONG!”

He might retcon it in that direction over time but as a gut reaction? Nah... Too smart for Phil “Business school wiz” Burnell.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Holy shit.... July 12th: $87 at Claim Jumpers restaurant, $67 on Doordash, $45 at Shari's Pies. Damn near $200 eating out and in for one day, insane.

If their eyes aren’t bigger then their stomach, then it's not had to think how Kat is looking right about now.

 

[Cardef1121]

I've seen a few comments about the condo having value but no one's pointed out that it has none. It has no equity. The pig has made minimum payments on a 30-year mortgage-- all he's done is pay a little interest; the only value is in him and his continued ability to pay for it from the perspective of his bank.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

It's not the doordash/food expenses, or even the WWE Champions spending that gets me, we all know he's a lazy fat fuck with a gambling addiction.

It's the colossal amount of money they spend on Jasper. I can safely say that DSP spends more money on his cat in six weeks than I do in a year on mine. If you bulk buy litter and food every few months, rather than once a week like this dumbfuck does, they are extremely cheap animals to own. I just can't believe he manages to make basic pet ownership so unnecessarily costly.

 

[Fapcop]

OIC seemed genuinely confused/hurt. I'm curious how the borderline cases like snowkarl will react.

Then he’s a fucking tard. HOW DID HE THINK PHIL WAS SPENDING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS?!!

The borderlines like Snowkarl will try to serve some unpalatable truths to Phil, get banned/handwaved away and keep their money in their pocket, is my guess.

It's not the doordash/food expenses, or even the WWE Champions spending that gets me, we all know he's a lazy fat fuck with a gambling addiction.

It's the colossal amount of money they spend on Jasper. I can safely say that DSP spends more money on his cat in six weeks than I do in a year on mine. If you bulk buy litter and food every few months, rather than once a week like this dumbfuck does, they are extremely cheap animals to own. I just can't believe he manages to make basic pet ownership so unnecessarily costly.

I bet you it’s all fancy toys and shit that will make Phil’s life easier: like special litterboxes, automatic food/water dispensers and poopscoops.

Phil has admitted that he only gives Jasper cheap dry food (which is a guaranteed way to shorten their lifespan).

According to Phil they tried different foods, but his catson said: “No father! I do not care for this wet food that doesn’t destroy my kidneys and UI tract! Please, only the cheap dry food for me!”

EDIT: We also have Phil talking about some “treats” that Jasper gets. Those can get expensive, and Phil is just the right kind of dumb who’ll spend big money on treats instead of the actual food.

 

[Pisstrooper]

I've seen a few comments about the condo having value but no one's pointed out that it has none. It has no equity. The pig has made minimum payments on a 30-year mortgage-- all he's done is pay a little interest; the only value is in him and his continued ability to pay for it from the perspective of his bank.

I find it hilarious that an old co-worker unloaded the shitty CT kahndo on Phil. He was probably a dogshit person at work so the dude was like "Hmm, who can I unload this shitty, financially devastating atom bomb on that I don't care about? Oh yea, Phil. He's a douchebag."

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

after all these years , all these stories , Phil's been battling the internet turns out he is the enemy

 

[Fapcop]

I find it hilarious that an old co-worker unloaded the shitty CT kahndo on Phil. He was probably a dogshit person at work so the dude was like "Hmm, who can I unload this shitty, financially devastating atom bomb on that I don't care about? Oh yea, Phil. He's a douchebag."

It’s even better than that!

The khando wasn’t owned by a coworker.... But by a coworkers boyfriend.

A coworker that Phil had the hots for and undoubtedly tried to impress with his savvy real estate spending!

 

[Null]

I would like to remind everyone that this site is operated both legally and physically within the United States and if/when I get court orders asking for user information in regards to this I'll have to comply. I'd advise against doing anything that involves pretending to be Phil, even if it's something 'harmless' like communicating with robodialers. It's really not worth it just to know his account balance. One could have safely assumed yesterday that Phil is not good at managing his money.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

after all these years , all these stories , Phil's been battling the internet turns out he is the enemy

The biggest roadblock is that he feels he's not doing anything wrong, "what did I do wrong?"

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Others have already commented on this, so I'll just state my agreement. As someone who once struggled with a gambling addiction, this is textbook, short-term thinking addict behavior. A gambling addiction isn't concerned with what the best value or most sensible long-term choice, it's desperation and, especially in the context of gambling, putting all your hope in one last small investment bailing you out of a very large, deep hole.

For Phil it's even worse, at least with slot machines or betting you have a very slim chance of hitting the jackpot, here it is just JPEGs with zero monetary value.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

So this thread is the Chef's kiss of all Chef's kisses. Big ups to all the detractors who made it possible. Also please don't harass the CPA firm. One look through their meet the team page tells me they don't know what a youtube is let alone who Phil is.

I would like to remind everyone that this site is operated both legally and physically within the United States and if/when I get court orders asking for user information in regards to this I'll have to comply. I'd advise against doing anything that involves pretending to be Phil, even if it's something 'harmless' like communicating with robodialers. It's really not worth it just to know his account balance. One could have safely assumed yesterday that Phil is not good at managing his money.

Just tell whoever contacts you about this that you were in a dark place after Chantal got back with her Egyptian boyfriend

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

One thing I can't understand, why does he go to so many different grocery and supply stores? Target, Fred Meyer, Total Wine, Safeway, PetSmart, PetCo, Mud Bay. Is that an American thing? Why waste time? Why not simply buy everything from a single large store?