Bank Documents [18-Sept-2021] - Didn't learn a thing from the bankruptcy

[Big Brown Schlub]

I just caught up and... holy fuck, saying that he empties his bank account on fast food, gin'n'gacha was supposed to be a joke, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE! Okay, the gacha part wasn't supposed to be a joke, but still, it's un-fucking-real how much he is spending on gin and fast food. And that one day where he kept pulling on gacha until he overdrafted and then didn't spend any money for a few days afterwards was just

With the amount of food those two order out and D'VOUR it would explain why Khet isn't cooking as much as she used to anymore. Bitch is probably confined to her bed and washes herself with a rag on a stick with how fat she is right now. Phil isn't the one gaining pounds, I mean don't get me wrong he's still a fat fucking pig and we saw his gunt a week back, but he's been this same level of fat for years now. Don't forget that he's been letting it slip a few times that Khet's food orders are larger than his and that she also sometimes eats his leftovers. Also, with how much he spends on Jasper he better be eating out of a 24k gold bowl encrusted with diamonds, rubies, emeralds and sapphires.

Big fucking ups to @boooof you've created the funniest thread on this subforum this year and big ups to @ProvenWrong for revealing his transaction history and @Kosher Dill for transcribing the phone calls and @Ol' Slag for compiling how much he spent during WWE Champions time. You four are gods among men!

 

[Frogga]

Do you regret your choice in username, or just hate the paypig @Froggah?

Reminds me of Michael Bolton in Office Space when the Indian guy asks why he doesn't just go by "Mike" so people don't comment on him sharing a name with the singer. "Why should I have to change? He's the one that sucks."

I don’t really regret it. It’s still funny to me that Phil used this frog with a goatee as a paid emote on his twitch and called his viewers “froggas”. It would be nice if OIC got verified and changed his name though, since I made my account over a year before him, and people mistakenly @ me about once a week now.

 

[Pisstrooper]

I just caught up and... holy fuck, saying that he empties his bank account on fast food, gin'n'gacha was supposed to be a joke, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE! Okay, the gacha part wasn't supposed to be a joke, but still, it's un-fucking-real how much he is spending on gin and fast food. And that one day where he kept pulling on gacha until he overdrafted and then didn't spend any money for a few days afterwards was just

Part of me wanted to think it was a joke too, especially the gacha. Just knowing someone could waste so much money on something so pointless would not process in my brain, but it's undeniable. He's bankrupted himself with mobile games and takeout food.

 

[100% VIRGIN M00TY]

27:30 in part 3 kind of made me laugh a bit all things considered. $35 for fucking Papa Johns pizza. So much for that authentic Italian pizza, huh Phil? Also, there isn't a way in hell that Kat isn't at least pushing 200 pounds by now. The amount of food that these two guzzle into their gullets is sickening beyond belief.

They frequently Doordash for three meals in a day yet for some reason need to spend a couple hundred at Fred Mayer and Target (what does Target have that Fred Mayer doesn't?), and then there are all the sit down restaurant meals. How do two people eat so much?

Maybe Phil is so pedantic that he has to grocery shop at two different places on the same day because they both have different frozen meals that he likes.

 

[Fapcop]

thanks for being patient, I am retarded.

Here’s an easy trick I use to distinguish between @Frogga and @Froggah

Remember the H. For handicapped. Mentally.

Also: MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO GORGEOUS @Frogga who deals with this shit all the time and takes it like a champ! What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?

 

[kamekmagik]

even more so, id rather give a junkie the money at least hell entertain himself for a few hours with drugs.

the money phil gets literally just disappears into a fucking void that will never be filled

You should look for some outside a Renton Burger King

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Part of me wanted to think it was a joke too, especially the gacha. Just knowing someone could waste so much money on something so pointless would not process in my brain, but it's undeniable. He's bankrupted himself with mobile games and takeout food.

I've said it in the WWE Champions thread many months ago, but it would legitimately be less embarrassing if we found out that he spent all this money on cocaine, or fast cars and motorcycles, or gambling trips to Vegas, or on expensive jewelry and expensive art, or on expensive vacations on a yacht, or on legitimate katanas for Khet imported from Japan... fucking ANYTHING but fast food and pictures of sweaty, musclebound, oiled-up, shirtless men who put each other in painful holds from behind. Phil can't even be wasteful with his money correctly, that's how inept he is at every single aspect of his life.

They frequently Doordash for three meals in a day yet for some reason need to spend a couple hundred at Fred Mayer and Target (what does Target have that Fred Mayer doesn't?), and then there are all the sit down restaurant meals. How do two people eat so much?

Maybe Phil is so pedantic that he has to grocery shop at two different places on the same day because they both have different frozen meals that he likes.

Don't forget that he has also admitted to throwing out groceries because they went bad. It honestly begs the question why the fuck they even spend that much money on groceries when they eat out and get food delivered this often.

 

[buttmunch]

any of you autismo's matched up doordash payments to marathon days, or spotted any "gift" sized payments to match anything from these magicaly gifts hes had over the past few months?

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Don't forget that he has also admitted to throwing out groceries because they went bad. It honestly begs the question why the fuck they even spend that much money on groceries when they eat out and get food delivered this often.

Wouldn't surprise me if this is one of those autistic ticks he got from Mama Burnell.
His mother probably went grocery shopping with him every week and autistic as he is, he kept doing it even now.
Regardless of whether they need groceries or not.

 

[Vic's Japanese Stepfather]

They frequently Doordash for three meals in a day yet for some reason need to spend a couple hundred at Fred Mayer and Target (what does Target have that Fred Mayer doesn't?), and then there are all the sit down restaurant meals. How do two people eat so much?

Maybe Phil is so pedantic that he has to grocery shop at two different places on the same day because they both have different frozen meals that he likes.

It's possible he's not buying only food-related items. He could just as easily be picking up additional Apple gift cards at both places, for example. Either way, we are beginning to see where the insane $5k monthly expenses meme is coming from

 

[Providence Backing_21]

Well this is the best day ever. Dude spends money like he will always have endless wheelchairs. Truly a money black hole, Phil you've exceeded spending more than we thought. I give him 10 minutes into the pre-stream before he loses it.

 

[Pisstrooper]

Mobile games are MADE to net whales, they are the core driver for a mobile game and basically make the whole game possible for everyone else. The game companies work to exploit certain motivations, like "Socialization" with cool skins, etc. Phil is what they call a "Killer", someone who wants to dominate others, but can't do it with skill or patience+time. They know there are people like Phil that have a deep desire to show they are better than others, but don't have any raw skill/talent to do so IRL and they exploit that by opening a path paved with $$$. Think about how Phil will call anyone he beats a "scrub" and will never be a gracious winner, and is an egregiously sore loser.

The problem is that this system is built to net stock brokers, oil sheiks, etc. And those are probably the type of people Phil is trying to run with, and in order to keep up he is destroying his finances, while for his wealthier opponents it is a dumb, probably minor (but still stupid) expense to blow off steam.

Source video

 

[NursezillaX]

"Just this last pull... Then I'll stop."

Others have already commented on this, so I'll just state my agreement. As someone who once struggled with a gambling addiction, this is textbook, short-term thinking addict behavior. A gambling addiction isn't concerned with what the best value or most sensible long-term choice, it's desperation and, especially in the context of gambling, putting all your hope in one last small investment bailing you out of a very large, deep hole.

How fat must Kat be by now? I genuinely can't grasp how two people are spending this much money on food.

There was one Fred Meyer charge for $231. How in the fuck are two people, who clearly already have a lot of their meals provided by routinely dropping $60+ on Doordash deliveries, managing to spend $231 on groceries for ONE WEEK??

 

[_XXIII_]

2 potential ways things go tonight:
1. Phil tries to sweep everything under the rug and focuses on the chill pahsitivity while getting buttfucked by anxiety throughout the stream
2. we get a giga-cope speech where he pulls all the classic DSP-isms "these sick motherfuckers are fucking with my personal life again", "...but you guys know me, you guys are the clever ones, you guys don't listen to those mentally ill people...", "...there's some shit going on that you don't need to know about, but it's basically nothing..."
I bet that little voice in the back of his head, the back of his mind is going off right now

This can only go a couple of ways :

He ignores it, but will use the fact that for about 10 minutes we thought he was 800k in the red and say that we are insane conspiracy theorists cooking up bullshit. He will then still somehow try and claim we are mentally ill psychopaths to get his info but that said info is fake - the Burnell Paradox.
That's his out 9/10 when he gets caught out. Deny and deflect.

The other scenario is he comes clean to try and use it for a begment, but that requires self awareness and a grasp of just how fucked he is.

Also to save a double post - where the fuck is Kat contributing anything? Can anyone confirm that his Mortgage is $1,800 and he's paying the whole thing? Any utility bills NOT coming from his account. Never appears to be him paying the total and her paying him a portion of it, at least not to this account. He appears to pay for EVERYTHING.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

This can only go a couple of ways :

He ignores it, but will use the fact that for about 10 minutes we thought he was 800k in the red and say that we are insane conspiracy theorists cooking up bullshit. He will then still somehow try and claim we are mentally ill psychopaths to get his info but that said info is fake - the Burnell Paradox.
That's his out 9/10 when he gets caught out. Deny and deflect.

The other scenario is he comes clean to try and use it for a begment, but that requires self awareness and a grasp of just how fucked he is.

Also to save a double post - where the fuck is Kat contributing anything? Can anyone confirm that his Mortgage is $1,800 and he's paying the whole thing? Any utility bills NOT coming from his account. Never appears to be him paying the total and her paying him a portion of it, at least not to this account. He appears to pay for EVERYTHING.

Remember the story that if Phil could just get over that last hurdle, save the house, and move in Kat, she would be a second income and he wouldn't need to beg anymore? Kiwifarms remembers.

 

[Fapcop]

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Mobile games are MADE to net whales, they are the core driver for a mobile game and basically make the whole game possible for everyone else. The game companies work to exploit certain motivations, like "Socialization" with cool skins, etc. Phil is what they call a "Killer", someone who wants to dominate others, but can't do it with skill or patience+time. They know there are people like Phil that have a deep desire to show they are better than others, but don't have any raw skill/talent to do so IRL and they exploit that by opening a path paved with $$$. Think about how Phil will call anyone he beats a "scrub" and will never be a gracious winner, and is an egregiously sore loser.

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The problem is that this system is built to net stock brokers, oil sheiks, etc. And those are probably the type of people Phil is trying to run with, and in order to keep up he is destroying his finances, while for his wealthier opponents it is a dumb, probably minor (but still stupid) expense to blow off steam.

Source video

Lolol! DSP tier scumbags really.

Yeah, let’s just pretend all your whales are oil sheiks and stock brokers. No retards whaling away their tardbucks, no white trash having declare bankruptcy, no kids and no bored single mothers.

Guess that charade makes those fuckers sleep better at night.


ANYWAYS: There are three ways Phil can spin this:

1: Totally ignore

2: “It’s all fake dood! Tuh-heh-heh!” (While banning anyone who mentions it.)

3: “AHM THE VICTIM OF INSANE CYBERSTALKERS AND CRIMINALS!!”

My gut feeling is that Phil will go for 3: Trying to spin it into a victim narrative and milk it for cash because he’s too dumb to realize how this hurts him.

Even ironic fans who tip Phil once in awhile will now see how he spends hundreds of dollars on takeout and WWE Champions while crying poor and begging

(Wonder How Phil’s whales will react, or the few of his remaining non retarded fans like SBM. Phil always had the benefit of doubt with his whales. Now they can see black on white how their money are spent.)

Over time, as Phil realizes this, he’ll retcon it to: “IM THE VICTIM, but all of those documents were faked and forged dood! Do you really think I spend 60$ on a breakfast?! ACK! ACK! ACK!”


Btw: No, I’m not saying ITS THE END FOR PHIL! It’s a major cut, but his downfall will still be slowly circling the drain and not a massive explosion of tardcum and poor financial decisions like this.

 

[Pargon]

Others have already commented on this, so I'll just state my agreement. As someone who once struggled with a gambling addiction, this is textbook, short-term thinking addict behavior. A gambling addiction isn't concerned with what the best value or most sensible long-term choice, it's desperation and, especially in the context of gambling, putting all your hope in one last small investment bailing you out of a very large, deep hole.



There was one Fred Meyer charge for $231. How in the fuck are two people, who clearly already have a lot of their meals provided by routinely dropping $60+ on Doordash deliveries, managing to spend $231 on groceries for ONE WEEK??

Iirc Fred Meyer sells much more than groceries. It’s a big-box store along the same lines as Wal-Mart and Meijer in the Midwest. He could be (and very likely is) buying general merchandise as well. Also if it were anyone else I’d say it was very possible if he were doing things like stocking up for the winter or buying things for a hobby but it’s Phil so a lot of it is probably gift cards.

Has there been actual verified proof of iTunes/Scopley charges? A one word answer will suffice; I just woke up and that’s my burning question.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Iirc Fred Meyer sells much more than groceries. It’s a big-box store along the same lines as Wal-Mart and Meijer in the Midwest. He could be (and very likely is) buying general merchandise as well. Also if it were anyone else I’d say it was very possible if he were doing things like stocking up for the winter or buying things for a hobby but it’s Phil so a lot of it is probably gift cards.

Has there been actual verified proof of iTunes/Scopley charges? A one word answer will suffice; I just woke up and that’s my burning question.

there are thousands of dollars in paypal and iTunes charges that match up to prices of WWE gatcha pulls.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

2 potential ways things go tonight:
1. Phil tries to sweep everything under the rug and focuses on the chill pahsitivity while getting buttfucked by anxiety throughout the stream
2. we get a giga-cope speech where he pulls all the classic DSP-isms "these sick motherfuckers are fucking with my personal life again", "...but you guys know me, you guys are the clever ones, you guys don't listen to those mentally ill people...", "...there's some shit going on that you don't need to know about, but it's basically nothing..."
I bet that little voice in the back of his head, the back of his mind is going off right now

3. He comes clean, but blames the trolls harassing him as the reason why he developed a gacha addiction, a food addiction and a lying addiction. This is actually what he should do, as I think it'd net more pity bux.

 

[Xenomorph]

I love how this guy acts like he is some 1950's salaryman coming home after a long day at the "office". Let's set the scene, shall we? He slinks into his finest bedroom attire and old robe, pours himself a gin and tonic on the rocks (dont forget the stirrer straw)..slinks into the livingroom and slides into his ass divot on the couch..turns on the fireplace....props his gout feets up on the ottoman and nestles in to some high class gatcha time with his favorite oiled up sprites sipping smooth in-between each pulls. Ahhh