Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Aunt Carol]

I hope his birthday scam goes well so he can buy a new pillow.

We've seen Lou's mattress stack.

Imagine a pillow that, by Lou's standards, has to be replaced.

It's probably so full of grease that he can sculpt it into whatever shape he wants.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Lou made a tweet about crying and being poor and didn't even get a *huuugs* from his bunny orbiter.

Fuckalope probably has Lou on mute lmao

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

Fuckalope probably has Lou on mute lmao

If my memory is right, HUUUGS did retweet Lou's first birthday post. But since Lou has admitted he asks friends for retweets, this thought is even funnier. Gigabytegirl just completely ignoring Lou but begrudgingly retweeting him when asked to avoid conflict.

 

[Wooden Spoon]

Speaking of Jackalope, Rabbie Davis had someone comment recently on a begpost with the odd huuuuuuugs format. I thought it was extremely strange and suspicious. They may have a sock account they tend to stick towards these days. Just a thought.

 

[The Dude]

Lou apparently looked at porn while he was 6-7 and is proud of this fact
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Lou made a tweet about crying and being poor and didn't even get a *huuugs* from his bunny orbiter.
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Lou apparently considers people that believe a story about Hillary Clinton and questionable legal things to be retarded, but won't actually say retarded because he knows people are watching.
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This tweet isn't anything special, I just feel like Lou wants to see people in movies based on vague knowledge of them and whether or not they piss him off.
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How many times has Louie "broken down and just cried" and had been vaguely suicidal (implying another fake suicide threat while being vague enough not to get in trouble with Twitter) because he "is close to giving up"? It's becoming a weekly thing with him. Gotta do everything to make other people feel guilty so they'll open up those wallets, right? Honestly, giving up and disappearing into obscurity is probably the wisest thing Louie could do right now. Everyone is sick of his shit, they're tired of his constant and endless grifting, they're fed up with the horrible way he treats everyone around him including those he calls friends, and he's burned down every bridge he's come to then pissed all over the ashes. The trannies and furfags all know about his reputation and aren't falling for his grift anymore. No one gives a shit about his birthday or his sob story about not getting birthdays as a kid (because it's a fucking lie and everyone can see that). If he gives up and fucks off it would put an end to all the negative attention he gets that he's always bawling about like a baby. Someone less retarded than Louie would have taken the hint a long time ago and come to accept that they've worn out their welcome.

 

[JaneThough]

How many times has Louie "broken down and just cried" and had been vaguely suicidal (implying another fake suicide threat while being vague enough not to get in trouble with Twitter) because he "is close to giving up"? It's becoming a weekly thing with him. Gotta do everything to make other people feel guilty so they'll open up those wallets, right? Honestly, giving up and disappearing into obscurity is probably the wisest thing Louie could do right now. Everyone is sick of his shit, they're tired of his constant and endless grifting, they're fed up with the horrible way he treats everyone around him including those he calls friends, and he's burned down every bridge he's come to then pissed all over the ashes. The trannies and furfags all know about his reputation and aren't falling for his grift anymore. No one gives a shit about his birthday or his sob story about not getting birthdays as a kid (because it's a fucking lie and everyone can see that). If he gives up and fucks off it would put an end to all the negative attention he gets that he's always bawling about like a baby. Someone less retarded than Louie would have taken the hint a long time ago and come to accept that they've worn out their welcome.

How many times has he broken his headphones? What the fuck are you doing with them, Lou?

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

How many times has he broken his headphones? What the fuck are you doing with them, Lou?

Sitting on them. Most of the time it just sinks into the surface like a chair or bed but he has his own gravitational orbit.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

How many times has he broken his headphones? What the fuck are you doing with them, Lou?

Sitting on them. Most of the time it just sinks into the surface like a chair or bed but he has his own gravitational orbit.

Taylor's probably right in this case, but it's also Lou with his insatiable need to have (a) the most expensive product possible and (b) deep throat Apple's dick, so could be that he's got... what are those little fucking things called, airpods? You know, the little plastic jellybeans with no cord attached, those seem like they're just begging to end up underfoot (and Lou doesn't even have a convenient foothole for them to slot into anymore).

His halfhearted suicidebait posts are always so halfhearted, like everything he does, that I'm not surprised he gets even less interaction than he used to; not that I want him actually making posts that alarm his idiot handful of followers, but whenever he makes these they have real big Clawshrimpy energy. Sad sack Lou, slouching around the house mumbling that everything sucks.

I'm not gonna be that asshole who's like 'depression isnt reals, go breathe some fresh air sweaty )))))))', but a huge part of Lou's misery seriously has to be the fact that he doesn't go outside. Ever. No schedule, no daily routine, no responsibilities... not all it's cracked up to be unless you have a very large amount of money to go do anything you like with, hence why retirement is theoretically awesome whereas unemployment/quarantine sucks ass. And yeah, going outside and breathing some fresh air probably wouldn't be terrible either. Nature is nice. Human interaction is good. There's a reason you always see little old ladies at their favorite table in the coffeeshop, going out and just being in the world is really important to keep you feeling like a human being.

...ngl, between a big commission queue and some major crunch at work I've been feeling a bit burnt out the last week or so, and carved out some time to just go walk in the woods behind my neighborhood and it helped a hell of a lot. Does Lou live near anything that isn't the depressing-ass trashy neighborhood on his Google Streetview? Not that he walks without cash motivation, of course, but for theoretical purposes?

 

[MetalParakeet]

Can someone do the math on how many pillows he could have bought If he hadn't spent so much on iPad and laptops

 

[Aunt Carol]

Can someone do the math on how many pillows he could have bought If he hadn't spent so much on iPad and laptops

The cheapest pillow at Walmart is $2.97, so that's 4.15 pounds of own-brand spaghetti.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Can someone do the math on how many pillows he could have bought If he hadn't spent so much on iPad and laptops

The cheapest pillow at Walmart is $2.97, so that's 4.15 pounds of own-brand spaghetti.

IIRC he got the $1400 stimmy which could have bought him 471 pillows and have some cash left over for bus fare.

 

[Next Task]

I'm not gonna be that asshole who's like 'depression isnt reals, go breathe some fresh air sweaty )))))))', but a huge part of Lou's misery seriously has to be the fact that he doesn't go outside. Ever

For a lot of depressed people, that can be a serious factor in their vicious circle; depression makes them not want to leave the house, not leaving the house makes it worse, repeat. But I just don't believe Lou. Do I think he gets sad? Sure. But I don't think he has actual depression, I think he's operating on a much more basic level of, 'When I don't get what I want when I want it I get sad, boohoo I don't wanna live anymore.'

Basically, I don't think any of the ordinary things people can do to improve their mental state would do Lou any good because he doesn't want to change, and I also think he has such little impulse control that he can't think of working towards a goal as a series of small steps, rather than a series of begging posts demanding other people do the work and give him the rewards.

There are many, many things Lou could do to improve himself. But he's proven time and again that he doesn't want to change, won't change, and only makes vague references to doing better when he gets punished, not because he believes he needs to. A Lou capable of improvement wouldn't think begging every day in the month before his birthday, again, was a good idea. He wouldn't get more upset about something happening to his earbuds (which are undoubtedly expensive Apple ones he has other sets of) than he pretended to when his stepfather/brother's father allegedly went to the hospital. Did he cry for two hours then? No, he just said it happened and then pretty much dropped it to go be a cunt about politics some more.

tl;dr: Lou's sadness can only ever be fixed by getting a new shiny. Nature would be wasted on him because that helps depressives who want to change.

 

[BananaSlamma]

Lou gets into an argument with I think either a Western Michigan or a Penn State fan. I don't care enough to check because Lou's annoying nature when it comes to sports has made it so I never wanna be associated with any of it.

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Louis, if you want to be coddled for your birthday like a child, then you should be judged like a child. If you were my kid, I wouldn't give you anything for your birthday if I knew you went out of your way to say things like this to complete strangers.

And don't throw stones in glass houses. PSUPride_1 never commissioned something from a person who makes cub porn nor defends diaper play.

 

[Spoonomancer]

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Louis, if you want to be coddled for your birthday like a child, then you should be judged like a child. If you were my kid, I wouldn't give you anything for your birthday if I knew you went out of your way to say things like this to complete strangers.

And don't throw stones in glass houses. PSUPride_1 never commissioned something from a person who makes cub porn nor defends diaper play.

Wonder where Lous pedophilia accusation comes from since that is an incredibly fast jump in logic

 

[BananaSlamma]

Wonder where Lous pedophilia accusation comes from since that is an incredibly fast jump in logic

I'm guessing it's related to a 2012 scandal where Penn State assistant coach Jerry Sandusky was convicted on 45 child sexual abuse charges after being covered up for about 15 years by then-president of the school Graham Spainer, at least according to the first google search results for "Penn State Pedophile"

It's either that or maybe pedophile is Lou's favorite new projection-implied insult

 

[Spoonomancer]

I'm guessing it's related to a 2012 scandal where Penn State assistant coach Jerry Sandusky was convicted on 45 child sexual abuse charges after being covered up for about 15 years by then-president of the school Graham Spainer, at least according to the first google search results for "Penn State Pedophile"

It's either that or maybe pedophile is Lou's favorite new projection-implied insult

Let's add this to Lou's "I'm totally not a pedophile!" Counter

Mind you, this accusation comes from someone who retweeted a notable zoophile because of his hatred for Corust and still has an InkBunny account under his common "AceTigress" username

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Wonder where Lous pedophilia accusation comes from since that is an incredibly fast jump in logic

It just wouldn't be Lou without taking a completely mundane conversation and jumping to the nuclear option of calling someone a pedo, Nazi, or [insert your favorite racial slur of choice here].

 

[BananaSlamma]

Lou finally says something that's completely true.

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Lou is hoping to piss off Peacewolf

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Lou only has a dollar to his name because he commissioned The Gneech again. He's strongly considering buying books from a financially stricken furry book shop for his birthday though.

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[BoobWhiskers]

Gee, it sure is a tough choice: art he won't remember ten seconds after he gets it, or books he won't read and his cat will eventually piss on. What's a boy to do?

Jk trick question, the answer is a new iPad.