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The only thing about this that surprises me is how easy it was to get Phil's information. Not surprised he is in debt and this won't change his paypigs minds. But, it should be two lessons learned one on over sharing since Phil doesn't even bother to hide his information when he buys games. The second don't bank with Bank of America.
 
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Hrothgar said:
I'm not sure how he'll handle it in the short term, but I have no doubt in the long term it will be a conspiracy theory by mentally ill trolls that his purchases revealed his lying. Because it was phone recordings, not true and honest BoA documents delivered by the US Postal Service, and therefore no one had access to his actual bank statements.
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Where is this list of purchases? I keep seeing it mentioned but can't find it.
 
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I don't even care if Phil just ignores it entirely and nothing whatsoever changes at all from this.

Last night almost everything I've ever speculated about Phil was shown to be true.
I feel free. Like I could stop paying attention to Phil forever because I already know everything. It's just going to be the same compulsive loop of behavior driven by delusional narcissism forever until he fades away.

Like people say, the absolute worst thing you can do to DSP to hurt him the most is to just ignore him completely, and he's really going to have to ramp up some insane drama to keep me interested at this point.

Phil, my best advice is you need to move Jenna in immediately to co-host your streams. She will work for weed.
 
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Comma said:
The best thing is: this has shown perfectly that DSP, and ONLY DSP, is to blame for his atrociously bad financial position. Structurally spending thousands of dollars on luxury products like restaurants, food delivery, cat toys, groceries from expensive supermarkets, alcohol and supposedly mobile games while pressuring people to give him money on a daily basis every chance he gets for YEARS on end... It's absolutely staggering.

So yeah, this is all completely on you, DSP. Not on fans, not on detractors, not on trolls, not on Twitch, not on Youtube. No, it's on you, and only you.

It's time you publicly come clean about your addictions and inability to handle money, and start seeking help. You desperately need it if you still want to make something of your life.
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WRONG! Don't you know detractors did all of this to him? THEY USED HIS CARD TO GET PHIL INTO DEBT!!!
 
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Jaracainofthewind said:
ALL PLAY AND NO WORK MAKES PHIL A BROKE BITCH ALL PLAY AND NO WORK MAKES PHIL A BROKE BITCH ALL PLAY AND NO WORK MAKES PHIL A BROKE BITCH ALL PLAY AND NO WORK MAKES PHIL A BROKE BITCH
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I think Null is very much correct in his assessment. I've noticed more and more people coming aboard that have an A-Log-esque hatred of Phil. Who seem to want him completely destitute working at a McDonalds joint and try to catastrophize every single thing he does or says. I can understand the other side though. When you're making a quarter of the money he does, it can produce a bit of salt. When you see him every single day raking in money just for existing it can raise the sodium levels.

My advice would be to just chill out. He may make $10,000 or whatever a month, but he still lives in absolute misery. He's flushing all of that money directly down the toilet, never doing anything productive with it. He's never going to change either, he's done things like this his entire life. All you can do is laugh at the situation. He's a lolcow that actively produces milk. If you pay attention to him every single day it can warp your brain, so only pay attention when something like this happens, or he inevitably has his monthly meltdown. Don't even get angry at the people like OiC because you're just giving them what they want. I guarantee when someone on here gets angry and writes a 3 paragraph rant about the paypigs OiC is smiling ear to ear. Just laugh at them for being retards who throw their money into a black hole.

tl;dr: Chill out and get some fresh air. Realize you're watching a multi decade long train wreck comedy.
 
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UncleFuckAss said:
I think Null is very much correct in his assessment. I've noticed more and more people coming aboard that have an A-Log-esque hatred of Phil. Who seem to want him completely destitute working at a McDonalds joint and try to catastrophize every single thing he does or says. I can understand the other side though. When you're making a quarter of the money he does, it can produce a bit of salt. When you see him every single day raking in money just for existing it can raise the sodium levels.

My advice would be to just chill out. He may make $10,000 or whatever a month, but he still lives in absolute misery. He's flushing all of that money directly down the toilet, never doing anything productive with it. He's never going to change either, he's done things like this his entire life. All you can do is laugh at the situation. He's a lolcow that actively produces milk. If you pay attention to him every single day it can warp your brain, so only pay attention when something like this happens, or he inevitably has his monthly meltdown. Don't even get angry at the people like OiC because you're just giving them what they want. I guarantee when someone on here gets angry and writes a 3 paragraph rant about the paypigs OiC is smiling ear to ear. Just laugh at them for being retards who throw their money into a black hole.

tl;dr: Chill out and get some fresh air. Realize you're watching a multi decade long train wreck comedy.
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The money is worthless when you live like he does, it's not like he has ever done anything with any amount of money he's gotten
 
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Osaka Boss said:
In other news, it seems DSP has finally unfollowed Derich onTwitter. A married mature adult man couldn't stand that much degeneracy in his timeline, right Phil?
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What the fuck? He was using Derich as a shield: if someone ever claimed he only responded to money, he'd pull the tightwad coomer out.

On another note on twitter, the hasn't said anything at all in over 11 hours. No tweets and no "witty" claps at anyone else. You'd think he'd be quick in condemning this and denying it but no, Just radio silence and I highly doubt he's been asleep all that time. Something must be up, but what?
 
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Sup3r said:
What the fuck? He was using Derich as a shield: if someone ever claimed he only responded to money, he'd pull the tightwad coomer out.

On another note on twitter, the hasn't said anything at all in over 11 hours. No tweets and no "witty" claps at anyone else. You'd think he'd be quick in condemning this and denying it but no, Just radio silence and I highly doubt he's been asleep all that time. Something must be up, but what?
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probably on the phone with customer service demanding compesnation if I would guess.
 
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scobra666 said:
The money is worthless when you live like he does, it's not like he has ever done anything with any amount of money he's gotten
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Exactly. People get angry because it is a large amount of money for most people. But he's so much of a doofus that he lives worse than most people despite having the large amount of money.
 
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Tbh I always ask this question, if you could have Phils money but you HAD to have his life would you? And you have to do all the shit he does, and feel the way he does, with that rotten body because he wouldn't be the lowcow we know without it..... Would you take it? Because I know I'd take my own life infinitely.
 
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UncleFuckAss said:
tl;dr: Chill out and get some fresh air. Realize you're watching a multi decade long train wreck comedy.
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Also, in realizing you are watching a train wreck, recall that you can look away. Stop reading the thread for a while, and ask a user you have rapport with to DM you when shit hits the fan so you don’t miss it.
 
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Tbh I always ask this question, if you could have Phils money but you HAD to have his life would you? And you have to do all the shit he does, and feel the way he does, with that rotten body because he wouldn't be the lowcow we know without it..... Would you take it? Because I know I'd take my own life infinitely.
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That almost seems like a trick question, cause Phil doesn't even really HAVE any money. It's not like he has a shitton of cash hidden away - we know for a fact now that he doesn't. He lives paycheck to paycheck, burning through his cash due to him being a shopaholic/alcoholic/gacha gambler, and he's gonna be spending the next quarter century paying off his mortgage cause he was stupid enough to go on a 30-year payment plan with insane interest rates.

To answer the question, hell fucking no.
 
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