Orbiter šŸ“ Amanda Lynn Morris (nĆ©e Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%
  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%
  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%
  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%

  • Total voters
    1,393
Pantsu’s path to e-celeb royalty goes through Dick Mastersonā€˜s bedroom. She’s gonna hop on Dick’s Dick after she abandons Ralph. You can tell she wants him more, because he’s more famous, less disgusting, and more interesting. After Ralph and Dick have a falling out, Dick will be happy to fuck her because you know how he feels about sloppy seconds. Maybe Pantsu can talk him into raising Ralph’s child, but that remains to be seen.
Maybe the baby is the bargaining chip? Im not much on Dick lore, but doesn't his gf want a baby?
 
The thing is she wants to live a trad life while an audience watches, she craves internet attention. And whats the easiest way to get it without doing any type of hard work? Getting cozy with d list e-celebs. She couldnt get it with mumkey who was already dating someone, so she got him to introduce her to digi, then years later got with the gunt who she meet through digi. Could she clout chase a more quality e-celeb? Maybe ,but that would require some work (having to find a way to talk to them) and luck. Things she doesn't seem to have.
May has no foresight and acts impulsively. My guess is she only got knocked up to one up Faith out of some catty, jealous, no self-esteem competition. She will have a difficult time hooking up with a more quality e-celeb when she has Ethan Ralph's guntling #2. All she cares about is the immediate gratification of "surpassing" a teenage single baby mama. Utterly pathetic and shortsighted for a grown woman.
 
All she cares about is the immediate gratification of "surpassing" a teenage single baby mama. Utterly pathetic and shortsighted for a grown woman.
No little girl grows up dreaming about dropping out of university so as to get knocked up by a fat stinky wigger just to spite a teenager knocked up by the same wigger, but somehow here we are and May exists.

She truly has no personality or will of her own. She might claim to have a "masculine spirit" but she couldn't be more of a submissive wallflower. She has no goals or ideas of her own. Sad.
 
So did Amanda give up her branch-swinging ways? She's gonna have to get really fucking hot if she wants to try finding a new guy as a single mom, especially with her easily accessable online baggage.
She will either hook up with another troon who won’t be picky about his ā€œtransbianā€ fantasy marriage or find some white trash dude similar to Ralph who wants a new wife as a live in babysitter & housekeeper so he can get custody of various kids he’s sick of paying child support for.
 
No little girl grows up dreaming about dropping out of university so as to get knocked up by a fat stinky wigger just to spite a teenager knocked up by the same wigger, but somehow here we are and May exists.

She truly has no personality or will of her own. She might claim to have a "masculine spirit" but she couldn't be more of a submissive wallflower. She has no goals or ideas of her own. Sad.
Aren't wallflowers supposed to be pretty at least?
 
She will either hook up with another troon who won’t be picky about his ā€œtransbianā€ fantasy marriage or find some white trash dude similar to Ralph who wants a new wife as a live in babysitter & housekeeper so he can get custody of various kids he’s sick of paying child support for.
Nightmare scenario but what if both baby mommas of Ralph end up as part of Vaushs Haram? We all know Vaush likes horse cock and May is a MTF horse tranny. Plus he will have other barnyard animals around (piglets)
 
I really hope May is planning ahead and preparing for when her son or daughter starts asking questions about why it doesn't look like the other kids in kindergarten or school.
It's honestly the most responsible thing to do. To make sure that it knows that it's OK to be different and unique.
If you're reading this May, there's any number of good children's books to choose from. If any of them involve humanoid horses, I can't tell you, but it's better than nothing.

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So May complained that Digi invited internet people to live with them indefinitely. She didn't like it. But she liked being internet people herself invited by Gunt to live with his pregnant girlfriend. That was totally ok.
I can understand why anyone would be disgusted by having to share housing with that retard Riley though.
 
We’ve seen the squalid conditions of the Gunt Shack. Anyone willing to live in filth like that is likely beyond help. Funny how Amanda’s ā€œtradā€ fun seems to consist solely of cooking, but not making the home inhabitable. How anyone could eat in the middle of that squalor is beyond me. Imagine bringing a baby into that shanty.
 
We’ve seen the squalid conditions of the Gunt Shack. Anyone willing to live in filth like that is likely beyond help. Funny how Amanda’s ā€œtradā€ fun seems to consist solely of cooking, but not making the home inhabitable. How anyone could eat in the middle of that squalor is beyond me. Imagine bringing a baby into that shanty.
I'm trying to imagine a situation where she tries to gently ask him in between his hard five or six hours at them Stream Mines if he could please take out the garbage and do some dishes but he just ends up threatening to kill himself.
 
I'm trying to imagine a situation where she tries to gently ask him in between his hard five or six hours at them Stream Mines if he could please take out the garbage and do some dishes but he just ends up threatening to kill himself.
She’s working full-time at a sandwich shop to support him financially. I’m pretty sure she’s desperate enough for that e-fame to take out the garbage too. If they were the kind of people who cared about mowing the yard, she’d also be the one cutting the grass.
 
We’ve seen the squalid conditions of the Gunt Shack. Anyone willing to live in filth like that is likely beyond help. Funny how Amanda’s ā€œtradā€ fun seems to consist solely of cooking, but not making the home inhabitable. How anyone could eat in the middle of that squalor is beyond me. Imagine bringing a baby into that shanty.
Neither Ralph nor May were raised in decent, clean homes so living in filth, clutter and crap is normal. It will be horrific once a kid is added into the mix.

When I was younger I didn’t understand the kudos given to mothers will tidy houses. I thought what’s the big deal about keeping a tidy home? What I didn’t understand was the kid component. If you manage to keep a spic and span house with kids it means not only do the parents bust their ass but their children are also disciplined and well behaved to help maintain it. It’s why white trash homes with kids are so disgusting. Not only are the parents slobs but you have unruly brats trashing the place because they’ve never been disciplined to eat at a table, take dishes to sinks, wash their hands, or pick up their stuff. Toilet training seems to be the highest level sanitary achievement in such homes, including the parents.

The future is both grim and grimy af for Ralph, May and the very unfortunate guntling sequel.
 
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This bitch might be legitimately retarded. Telling your followers that Ethan Ralph of the Kill Report is sexy, "wisened-up" or in any way right to start a family with comes across as one giant cope. For the record, the short fat middle-aged man she's talking about was suicide-baiting a pregnant teenager less than 12 months prior - What a catch!
 
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This bitch might be legitimately retarded. Telling your followers that Ethan Ralph of the Kill Report is sexy, "wisened-up" or in any way right to start a family with comes across as one giant cope. For the record, the short fat middle-aged man she's talking about was suicide-baiting a pregnant teenager less than 12 months prior - What a catch!
Absolute shoe0nhead levels of "my gross boyfriend is hot" cope. I wonder what she thinks the sexiest belt size on a man is.
 
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This bitch might be legitimately retarded. Telling your followers that Ethan Ralph of the Kill Report is sexy, "wisened-up" or in any way right to start a family with comes across as one giant cope. For the record, the short fat middle-aged man she's talking about was suicide-baiting a pregnant teenager less than 12 months prior - What a catch!
Given that the 36 year old she’s talking about is Ralph, what she’s actually saying is that a man is at his sexiest when he’s 10 or fewer years away from death. Strange sentiment for someone who’s sexually attracted to children.
 
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