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[RazorBackBacon]

In terms of "getting kicked in the balls"? Sure, that's over. The structural integrity of the groin however is compromised due to the AM HOLE so IMO that's even worse than just getting kicked in the balls. No amount of scar tissue can negate the damage he did to his pelvic floor muscles just to chase the milky white dragon.

So yeah, about that....

The presence of the male genitalia actually absorbs some of the force directed at the crotch. Without them, all the power of a kick goes straight up. Worst case, it can snap the pubic arch and send shards of bone into major blood vessels. In Kevin's case, his already weakened groin muscles may sheer, causing his rot pocket to prolapse or even fistula into his colon, running the risk of sepsis. You're talking immediate hospitalization.

I dunno if they make athletic cups for troons, but Kevin's gonna want one before he goes 5 rounds with Rhonda Rousey.

 

[stupid frog]

While much more rare, I've never heard a girl who's been kicked in the crotch say it didn't hurt.
I think they just recover faster than guys, cause of the balls hurting? idk

I am willing to kick for research on both mtf and ftm. I'll also kick anyone else who wants me to, but you guys will get charged for it.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

While much more rare, I've never heard a girl who's been kicked in the crotch say it didn't hurt.
I think they just recover faster than guys, cause of the balls hurting? idk

I am willing to kick for research on both mtf and ftm. I'll also kick anyone else who wants me to, but you guys will get charged for it.

The pain women experience has been said to be maybe half what men experience, which is still a lot of pain. The saving grace among women is that the really sensitive bits are either internal or a small target (the clitoris); testes kinda dangle there, and any man will tell you it's like they're trying to get in the way sometimes.

My favorite historical nutshot is an incident in the Wild West days when one brothel madam shot the madam of a competing brothel in what newspapers at the time called the "pubic arch". Except the paper misspelled it: "public arch". Which, admittedly, is probably more accurate.

 

[Ninon42]

While much more rare, I've never heard a girl who's been kicked in the crotch say it didn't hurt.
I think they just recover faster than guys, cause of the balls hurting? idk

I am willing to kick for research on both mtf and ftm. I'll also kick anyone else who wants me to, but you guys will get charged for it.

Never been on the receiving end of a kick but I did land crotch first on a balance beam once and was completely incapacitated. Just fell off onto the mats and stayed there for about half an hour lol. Can you imaging kicking a post-phallo TIF and having their meat tube just tear off? The absolute fucking horror. At the least, their T-engorged clits would make them more vulnerable to a solid cunt punt. The amhole, on the other hand, would more likely split along the suture lines, depending on how much scar tissue was present and the thinness of the skin.

Surely somewhere there is a grad student willing to do research into this important matter of troon health.

 

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While much more rare, I've never heard a girl who's been kicked in the crotch say it didn't hurt.
I think they just recover faster than guys, cause of the balls hurting? idk

I am willing to kick for research on both mtf and ftm. I'll also kick anyone else who wants me to, but you guys will get charged for it.

The ovaries are as sensitive as the testes when struck by blunt force. It's a matter of where. A woman being kicked in the crotch will be hurt, but it won't be as painful as it is for a man.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Can a nonbinary compete in both sexes?

Sure, but they must fight both categories at once 2v1.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Never been on the receiving end of a kick but I did land crotch first on a balance beam once and was completely incapacitated.

I think I've seen that comedy movie.

 

[Lorgar]

While much more rare, I've never heard a girl who's been kicked in the crotch say it didn't hurt.
I think they just recover faster than guys, cause of the balls hurting? idk

I am willing to kick for research on both mtf and ftm. I'll also kick anyone else who wants me to, but you guys will get charged for it.

How much do you charge?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

How much do you charge?

Using Kev's thread as a dating service gotta be a whole new level of degeneracy.
Shame on you, good sir and/or madam.

 

[Particle Bored]

They're going to tell them to go see their actual surgeon if there's an issue. Which is what they should have done in the first place.

I wonder how many cock flayers and hot dog vendors would keep accepting insurance money if they were required to provide 5 years of regular reliable aftercare support.

 

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Imagine buying Warhammer figurines when you're homeless/couchsurfing. #Priorities

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[Fatal Cardiac Infarction]

Imagine buying Warhammer figurines when you're homeless/couchsurfing. #Priorities
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Shit nigga you broke and ordering them at full fuckin price? It's like pouring gasoline on a self immolating tranny.

 

[AMHOLIO]

The real question is where is he keeping them? It must suck to be a hoarder without a designated hoarding space. Maybe that's how he blew out his asshole...

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Lmao

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[stupid frog]

Using Kev's thread as a dating service gotta be a whole new level of degeneracy.
Shame on you, good sir and/or madam.

THE KEVIN THREAD IS NOT A DATING SERVICE

 

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Lmao
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Uh-huh.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

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Now if he was an enterprising lad, he could do custom army paints for clients over the internet. Since he likes to go by Harlequin, just go for which ever Eldar faction it is that likes psycho clowns. I very much doubt he'll do that, though, because that would make sense.

THE KEVIN THREAD IS NOT A DATING SERVICE

If you're trying to catch a date in the Gibes thread, that's probably the only place you *could* get a date.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

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Reminds me of a fellow I know, who recently came out as trans on YouTube, of all places. Calls himself "Queen Serafina" now. He's a Warhammer fan, and is known to post pictures of the figurines he collects. Though I believe he has a house or apartment of his own, so that puts him a step above Wedge. Not that that'll stop him from diverting money away from fueling his Warhammer collection to eventually fund his HRT and surgeries.

 

[retard strength]

People don't "wake up" with different sexual organs though. Life isn't anime fanfiction or weird 90s comedy movies. If I had a penis, it would be because I was born a man. I'd lbe used to it. All kinds of men are unhappy with their dicks for various reasons but they're used to them. They would change things about it, not get rid of it altogether.

Same as your arms and legs.. Wanting to remove shit? That is mental illness. Even people that hate their noses or lips or butts don't want to get rid of them entirely, they want whatever cosmetic imperfection they perceive to be fixed. Even that is controversial. People born with dicks shouldn't want to get them chopped off, they need actual help when that is the case. God damn dude.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

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It wasn't on a whim for shit and giggles, it was a frequently considered operation for coom.