DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[San Dimas High School]

Oh wow it's Flight Sim tonight? DSP is going to be sipping that Thermos bottle. I would be very impressed with him if he completely ignores the bank account info.

It'd be extra cowardly of him not to even address it. After all of his rants about how that chat app wasn't real proof he basically challenged tractors to provide real proof. Well here it is.

 

[AcidityLiquidity]

I think he's talking about Joo Dan Tai that, yes, tipped today. He's still going, Apparently, the leaks didn't change his mind.

Pretty sure coffeecuck is suffering from some intense sunken cost fallacy right now. Watching all that cash you sent him to help with 'bills, taxes, etc' only go up in fucking smoke, pixels, and gin.

 

[bajagoogoo]

End of stream

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I was wondering if Phil was going to still be close to his tip goal. So either:

A: Phil truly has a cult willing to bankroll him regardless of circumstance.

In which case they should strap in for another 25+ years since they've shown him that nothing he does financially will dissuade them. As such, he will never give up that gravy train.

B: They donate to 'own the trolls'.

Except the trolls theory about Phil's excessive spending are now validated and they can rest easy knowing the cult of Phil are aware they're pissing away their cash whilst still giving the trolls something to talk about.

Shine on, you crazy diamonds. Shine on.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I would be very impressed with him if he completely ignores the bank account info.

Anyone hoping for some huge meltdown on stream or for any of his diehard fans to give up on him are in for a huge disappointment.
These documents are the Holy Grail for people who were perplexed as to how Phil can cry poor despite making ten-thousand dollars every month, and they make for a good laugh for the trolls. They're a perfectly good reason to never be upset about Phil's income, ever.
But don't think anything's gonna change on stream. This is strictly for our benefit.

 

[FormerPro]

It'd be extra cowardly of him not to even address it. After all of his rants about how that chat app wasn't real proof he basically challenged tractors to provide real proof. Well here it is.

There's nothing left for Phil to address. With the line app and Discord name and Champions spending there was never (In his head at least) definitive proof he was splurging all his whale funds on microtransactions.

Now we literally have bank statements showing thousands of dollars a month spending on iTunes what can the king of semantics possibly say?

This is getting repressed for months and months until he feels confident enough to go on an angry rant about how the trolls LITERALLY STOLE MY IDENTITY in the middle of marathon. But in the meantime the mental pressure of him having to sit there, quietly, thinking that the detractors have got one over on him and he can't say anything about it is going to cause monumental salt levels and lashing out at every opportunity.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

I'd also say there's nothing left for Phil to address because all the lies about his gambling, drinking, fast food, and spending were only really for him in the first place, to preserve his ego. Especially since he knows his paypigs will keep forking over their cash despite knowing the truth.

EDIT: Wait I mean "I would argue"

 

[Sully105]

I love how after all the years of speculation of the pig's life outside the streams, the leaks basically confirmed everything to be true. The drinking, microtransactions, door dash, and reckless spending are all true. But piggy would say the trolls on here know nothing of his life in the past and are wrong about everything, however the leaks proved the trolls right once again. He's a sociopathic narcissistic liar. I truly hope the worst for him

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

He is gonna do this shit daily lmao

 

[ParkSydeThrill]

He has commented on pretty much every drama thing that ever happened before. He sure doesn't want to talk about this one

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

OIC frantically @ing Phil in chat telling him to disable the like/dislike bar lmaoo

 

[FalsePositive]

Dark doesn't care that his pigs know he's a total fraud, as long as everyone pretends not to know. If no one brings it up, he doesn't have to process it. A lot of baggage stuffed into the word "derail" there...

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

Dark doesn't care that his pigs know he's a total fraud, as long as everyone pretends not to know. If no one brings it up, he doesn't have to process it. A lot of baggage stuffed into the word "derail" there...

I think if main stream youtubers pick it up he would only lose the small tippers at most.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Dark doesn't care that his pigs know he's a total fraud, as long as everyone pretends not to know. If no one brings it up, he doesn't have to process it. A lot of baggage stuffed into the word "derail" there...

This is why the Tips Goal has totally dominated discussion for DSP. When it's full, it gives him leeway to pretend nothing's wrong and everyone's happy.
Whenever there's BIG EXCITING NEWS (like him mysteriously getting a new Xbox console after a SAVE THE HOUSE fundraiser) his piggies really pony up the donations and scan the Farms/chat for trolls to tattle on.
When it's low, he starts berating the chat which means he's forced to pay attention to what they're talking about, which is how we get Lineapp gold dust.
Phil complains that people talk about his money too much but he's the one that made everyone super excited whenever he doesn't have much in donations because he finally has to listen to what people are talking about.
So this will all be swept under the rug until the disability checks run thin or he figures out how to play the victim here.

 

[KafkaesqueSnuffleupagus]

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OIC frantically @ing Phil in chat telling him to disable the like/dislike bar lmaoo

IIRC getting ratio’d isn’t a bad thing. Youtube tends to ignore the fact that they’re dislikes and more the fact that the users interacted with the video itself.

 

[Full Race Replay]

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OIC frantically @ing Phil in chat telling him to disable the like/dislike bar lmaoo

holy shit...11 likes, that is embarrassing.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

holy shit...11 likes, that is embarrassing.

Silent Majority.

 

[GreySydeDave]

This is why the Tips Goal has totally dominated discussion for DSP. When it's full, it gives him leeway to pretend nothing's wrong and everyone's happy.
Whenever there's BIG EXCITING NEWS (like him mysteriously getting a new Xbox console after a SAVE THE HOUSE fundraiser) his piggies really pony up the donations and scan the Farms/chat for trolls to tattle on.
When it's low, he starts berating the chat which means he's forced to pay attention to what they're talking about, which is how we get Lineapp gold dust.
Phil complains that people talk about his money too much but he's the one that made everyone super excited whenever he doesn't have much in donations because he finally has to listen to what people are talking about.
So this will all be swept under the rug until the disability checks run thin or he figures out how to play the victim here.

He's the one that constantly talks about money, his life, private and financial, while being mysterious in the details, and then forbids anyone to guess, mention, ask or talk about it. He is a pathological liar with a need to control every inch of his persona and mythology. So he can retcon, or erase things as he is the sole "official source" of his very public life. And of course, he discards any contradiction. Narcissistic insecure and frustrated behavior.

A true democrat he is. This cap suits him well.

 

[KafkaesqueSnuffleupagus]

Did he just have to count from $6 to $12* on his fingers?

 

[KD6-3.7]

“Oh, Mount Everest is the highest summit in the world? I didn’t know that…”

Yet another comment from Phil that makes the fact that he was the valedictorian of his high school even more absurd.

Literal CHILDREN know that Everest is the highest point on the Earth.

 

[Crooked 16th]

How do you not address that fact that someone gained access to your bank account. Remember when Phil says that detractors do god awful things behind the scenes that he can't mention them, Well this is out in the open Phil.