US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Gehenna]

Senate Parliamentarian rules pathway to citizenship can't be put into reconciliation bill.

That was never gonna get through, it's totally unrelated. But they gotta make a hail mary somehow.

 

[Michael Wade]

https://conservativebrief.com/kamala-harris-missing-2-51417/?utm_source=CB&utm_medium=ProTrumpNews

https://100percentfedup.com/america...es-a-bike-ride-and-harris-flips-a-coin-video/

https://bigleaguepolitics.com/elon-musk-knocks-biden-for-ignoring-spacex-mission-hes-still-sleeping/
https://bigleaguepolitics.com/elon-musk-knocks-biden-for-ignoring-spacex-mission-hes-still-sleeping/


https://bigleaguepolitics.com/breaking-beto-orourke-to-challenge-texas-gov-abbott/

Man Beto looks bad.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

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Nice to know our "leaders" are on vacation doing whatever the fuck they want while the entire country implodes due to their incompetence.

 

[Snekposter]

Man Beto looks bad.

That's what happens when you go up against the Zodiac Killer. How this man thinks he has a chance against Abbott is beyond me at this point. Must be whatever he's taking that's leaving him looking so strung out.

 

[GuntPunt]

Senate Parliamentarian rules pathway to citizenship can't be put into reconciliation bill.

In response to his plan of flooding the U.S. with illegal immigrants and giving them all the right to vote to have permenant 1 party rule failing, Biden had a short press conference.

It's the most coherent he has been all year.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

In response to his plan of flooding the U.S. with illegal immigrants and giving them all the right to vote to have permenant 1 party rule failing, Biden had a short press conference.
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It's the most coherent he has been all year.

One of the best deepfakes ever created......I'm literally fucking crying right now

 

[XYZpdq]

Man Beto looks bad.

yeah didn't he look about twenty years younger in the primaries? like wtf

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Yo who the fuck is draining Beto's life force?

 

[Gehenna]

Yo who the fuck is draining Beto's life force?

He went from a rising star of an entire national party to being radioactive waste due to a moment of buying into his own hype. What you see is the result of a man who destroyed himself.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Yo who the fuck is draining Beto's life force?

Sacrificing babies to Moloch takes quite the physical toll on ya. Just look at Killary and Pelosi.

 

[XYZpdq]

Yo who the fuck is draining Beto's life force?

I'm gonna guess

Spoiler

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I have barely any memory of this man. He did actually "run" in 2020 right?

 

[Gehenna]

I have barely any memory of this man. He did actually "run" in 2020 right?

Yes, and ruined himself in the process when he said, and I quote "Hell yes we're going to take your guns", making himself nuclear waste to both Republicans AND Independents, and destroying all his ambitions in a single moment.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I have barely any memory of this man. He did actually "run" in 2020 right?

he's the guy that said this infamous quote:

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

I have barely any memory of this man.

Let me refresh your memory:

 

[Kane Lives]

he's the guy that said this infamous quote:

Was this after the Fentanyl Floyd summer of love?

 

[Terrifik]

Democrats BTFO on add extra trillion for spending for Dreamer 2.0

Democrats blocked from including immigration reform in party-line spending bill

The decision shuts down one path for moving forward on the contentious issue.

www.politico.com

Democrats blocked from including immigration reform in spending bill
The decision shuts down one path for moving forward on contentious immigration issues.

Democrats blocked from including immigration reform in spending bill …

archived 20 Sep 2021 01:33:36 UTC

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By MARIANNE LEVINE

09/19/2021 08:07 PM EDT

Updated: 09/19/2021 08:34 PM EDT

The Senate parliamentarian on Sunday rejected Democrats’ push to include a pathway to legal status in their social spending plan, a blow to the party’s efforts to enact immigration reform.

In the decision, a copy of which was obtained by POLITICO, the parliamentarian determined that the Democrats’ proposal is “by any standard a broad, new immigration policy” and that the policy change “substantially outweighs the budgetary impact of that change.”

While Democrats previously vowed that they would pursue an alternative proposal should they disagree with the ruling, the decision from the nonpartisan Senate rules arbiter likely closes the path forward for providing legal status through the so-called budget reconciliation process, which allows Democrats to sidestep a filibuster.

With bipartisan immigration talks stalled, Democrats widely viewed the social spending package as their best chance to enact immigration reform.

In their arguments before the Senate parliamentarian, a former immigration attorney, Democrats made the case that providing green cards to an estimated 8 million Dreamers, farmworkers, Temporary Protected Status recipients and essential workers during the pandemic had a budgetary impact because it would make more people eligible for certain federal benefits. That, in turn, would increase the deficit by more than $130 billion, according to Democratic estimates.

But the parliamentarian in her ruling stated that providing legal status through reconciliation would also lead to “other, life-changing federal, state and societal benefits.”

Providing permanent legal status “would give these persons freedom to work, freedom to travel, freedom to live openly in our society in any state in the nation, and to reunite with their families and it would make them eligible, in time, to apply for citizenship — things for which there is no federal fiscal equivalent.”

In addition, the parliamentarian rejected arguments from Democrats that there is a precedent for including immigration reform in reconciliation. Democrats frequently pointed to a 2005 GOP-led reconciliation bill that addressed a visa backlog.

The parliamentarian, however, noted that the 2005 bill was “the product of a bipartisan agreement” and that the provisions “are distinguishable as they applied to persons who were already admissible and not barred under law from applying for status, which is not the case here.”

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Oh! He's that retard. I remember now.

I like how the likes and comments are disabled in that Beto skit video.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Democrats BTFO on add extra trillion for spending for Dreamer 2.0

Democrats blocked from including immigration reform in party-line spending bill

The decision shuts down one path for moving forward on the contentious issue.

www.politico.com

Democrats blocked from including immigration reform in spending bill
The decision shuts down one path for moving forward on contentious immigration issues.

The Dems are getting absolutely raw-dogged this year, aren't they? I guess cheating their way to the Presidency was, in hindsight, a Pyrrhic victory for them. Literally nothing has ever gone right for them this year. And yet, I bet this STILL isn't rock bottom for them.....let's see how low they can go!

 

[Exterminatus]

he's the guy that said this infamous quote:

Imagine being the retard that says the quiet part out loud and then thinking you can run for Governor of TEXAS, if you check the Hubble Telescope you might be able to see my sides as they ascend into orbit.