Bank Documents [18-Sept-2021] - Didn't learn a thing from the bankruptcy

Very shocked that the DSP forum has become more depressing than the AmberLynn forum.
Blame him for that. DSP is a lolcow but, he's just depressing. His fans are depressing, everything around him is depressing. He's just a sad bankrupt loser wasting away and his denthead fans are just as pathetic. Nothing funny about seeing a man piss away thousands on gacha , food, and booze.
 
Late to the party, has this already been discussed?
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If it's legit it does this prove that the caller in the bankruptcy hearing wasn't a exceptional indivdual doing gay ops and trolling but actually from CITIBANK? Seems like they were the only ones showing any interest.
If the dude was legit he could have actually challenged the bankruptcy. Phil got away with it essentially because none of his creditors really did anything so obviously that guy wasn't from citibank or didnt purchase any debt from citibank.
 
It’s one thing to have good suspicions on the way this man lives his existence. We have some brilliant tractors who do a fine job on tracking his revenue so this really shouldn’t be that shocking.

Despite that, it’s a different beast having something like this emerge. Why? Well because I liked to think there was a bit of extremism in all of us when characterizing Dave, like yeah he’s a fucking idiot but is he REALLY going to be that incompetent STILL after the bankruptcy? I’m not proposing he was saving a majority of these funds for some offshore account but he wasn’t doing this.

But he was and will continue to be this ridiculous with finances. Just still pretty fucking wicked to see damning evidence like this.
 
I've been a lurker for years but I had to make an account to commend the absolute hilarity I've experienced from this. You guys actually put into numbers how much of a fucking loser Phil is and I will cherish this for a long time. Much props to the effort of putting together the google doc. Everything. It's pure artistry. Thank you.
 
I don't know man. I'm going to be a hypocrite about it I guess.

I was fine with the credit reports leaking because countless companies can run those and they're not really PII in the same way as a fully unredacted account statement. But identity theft to gain access to his bank account feels fucked, especially for this purpose, of finding out that—shock and horror—DSP spends most of his money on food, gin, and gacha, and lies about it constantly. And after today, DSP is going to spend most of his money on food, gin, and gacha, and lie about it constantly. Except now he has a case for identity theft and the evidence all neatly laid out on the forums.

I don't care if DSP "succeeds"/"fails" in life, and I could give less than a fuck about the paypigs. I'm not some kind of force for good in the world and I don't care if DSP or anyone involved in him gets their "comeuppance" or whatever anyone here imagines that to be. I just don't get why, if you wanted to become a massive legal liability, this is the crime you'd commit. Or, if so, why you'd disseminate it to the forums to make the situation worse. It's like using a nuclear missile to eliminate a rodent infestation. I generally thought this site was non-interventionist if people's lives weren't at stake, and the collation being done was all of shit that could be found publicly. This skews things for me.

Eh.


While what was done is illegal in my mind, calling it "Identity Theft" is a bridge too far imo. At this point, as far as we know, no one has opened credit cards in DSP's name or got a pay day loan in his name or anything like that. His PII hasnt even leaked, i havent seen his social leaked (except what was already public from the bankruptcy). The fraud status of his account is just due to people calling in to check the transactions and he hasnt lost any money due to it, t hey will just move him to a new account number today.
 
I don’t think anyone would want Philburt to stop. It would just be wonderful to see him get his comeuppance and eat some humble pie eventually.

Not out of any sense of “the vile Pigroach must be punished for his immorality!” no, but moreso due to the fact that if he was forced to sell the Snort Fort and downsize to a shitty apartment, cut down on his eating, boozing and gambling he would reach levels of toxicity and attitude never before seen. A golden age of pointing and laughing at him.

I mean, if he’s an enjoyable lolcow to watch now that he thinks he’s winning at life, imagine how enjoyable he would be if he thinks he’s losing. No matter how shitty his living conditions would get, he could still stream - and he would have to because he has no employability whatsoever.
I think the peak level of comedy will be when he's forced to sell the Khando and pick up a side job. He's probably never going to fully go away, and I really wouldn't want him to. But at some point, you want to see some comeuppance. He's constantly been able to slip and slide his way out of any repercussions for his actions so it's going to be a very cathartic day when he finally gets his.

With that maxed out luck stat though, he'll probably somehow return to his former glory. Rake in hundreds of thousands, buy a new BMW, a bunch of new statues, and multiple vacations a year. Panda will see the error of her ways and come back to start a harem, Twitch will issue a public apology, and all of the detractors will become chill pahsitive fans.
 
We thought he saw it as “winning” getting a bankruptcy because he supposedly showed us detractors up, but no; he saw it as winning because he could eat, booze and gamble his money away from a clean slate again. Jesus H Christ, this absolutely madpig…!
The only surprising thing from the leaks is it turns out Phil is not massively in debt again from high interest post-bankruptcy credit cards.

Instead he just spends money as fast as he gets it and literally has no reserves.
 
A $25-$32 700mL bottle every 3 days puts them at about 9-10 bottles a month, which is $250 - $320 a month. That’s ballpark with no mixers, no tonic, no splurges. It’s really not very much by alcoholic standards. If he drank it all by himself then it doesn’t even put him in the top 10% of Americans.

Also spending $92 at a buffet isn’t crazy if you aren’t poor and are actually buying drinks.
Sorry dood, but if you drink a third of a bottle of hard liquor every day, you definitely have a problem.

And that estimate only works if you’re assuming that Phil only gets the top of the line name brand stuff.

If you’re Phil and “only” have a few hundred dollars in the bank, know you also need to Doordash a dinner two breakfasts. AND get some sweaty JPEGs, are you going to get the expensive liquor? Or just shrug and get two bottles of tne cheap gin?
 
I can't help but to think at his parents back in CT... I do not hate the man, obviously, as he has done nothing to me. I just find him funny, annoying and, to an extent, incredibly lucky in his way. He managed to have what millions of young creators dreamt of, and he had it for years. Money, clout, "fame", relationship(s), and so on. I find it sad and a shame he throwed it all away by living each day like the last and poor management skills, poor anticipation, inability to comprehend basic life skills and overwhelming entitlement. Should he had listened to some fans and/or tractors alike, he would have managed a relatively enviable success on his own.

He is a lolcow alright, but if we ever remove the "lol" from it, dude is just a depressing flabby 40 years old addict, with a sad marriage, a sad life, and some sad parents and former friends, who had watched his long descent into parody not to their satisfaction or laughs I guess...

It's right, we should just "enjoy" the show, not doing anything stupid, and taking this opportunity to reflect on our owns flaws, and to learn how to avoid this kind of shit, regardless of how intelligent, capable or safe we think we are. He thinks that way, and look how it had turned for him.

Nobody wants Good Ol' Phil out of our lives for real, and I certainly wouldn't be happy to know he's sick or homeless. He deserves a lesson, and most important, some help, but he never harmed any of us. He's just a concentrate of common human flaws, we can all find a part of him that reflects on us. Difference is, we try, we struggle, we are aware of it, and in the end we overcome.
 
I don’t think anyone would want Philburt to stop. It would just be wonderful to see him get his comeuppance and eat some humble pie eventually.

Not out of any sense of “the vile Pigroach must be punished for his immorality!” no, but moreso due to the fact that if he was forced to sell the Snort Fort and downsize to a shitty apartment, cut down on his eating, boozing and gambling he would reach levels of toxicity and attitude never before seen. A golden age of pointing and laughing at him.
Meh, Philburt begging in the streets with his little cup, telling all the other bums in the shelter how he used to be kind of a big deal and occasionally streaming from his phone begging for tips is a scenario I can live with!

It might be slightly less fun than “bitter and desperate Phil begging from a cheap studio”, but I can live with both.

Phil as homeless would be hysterically funny now that I think about, because he’s mostly only ever learned to relate to other people as a streamer.

In other words: Every time he’d go to a convenience store for a muffin and a cup of coffee there’d be a live action re-enactment of that ol’ “Sir, this is a Wendy’s” meme.

“And then in 2017 Youtube just dropped like that! Muh income dropped by 50% and...”

“SIR! There is a line behind you! This is fascinating, story, but I’m afraid you’ll take your muffin and find a seat!”
 
What the heck did he buy from Lowe's for$1158.20?

Lowe's sells TVs, the living room probably got upgraded to 4K to match The King's Office TV quality. Piggy got used to the best TV resolution and was tired of slumming it during Netflix time with Kat. I couldn't find a current TV they sell that comes out to that exact price with tax, but prices and models constantly change.

Condo association would cover just about anything else you can buy from Lowe's as far as home improvement, and lets be real... Phil... home improvement.... LOL
 
When I saw boooof's original post in the general thread I thought he was another full of shit attention seeker. Then I came back to this. Jesus Christ.

Hearing his spending habits being read out loud made me feel embarrassed for him. Dude's life revolves around fast food, alcohol and gacha, and he makes a fool of himself to fund this pitiful existence.

If he wasn't such a narc he would have swallowed a shotgun by now.
 
Writing off gambling addiction as business expenses is fraud.
WWE mobile app is not registered as gambling app like PokerStars, FullTilt Poker or any other app requiring the user to be at least 18 years old to register. WWE is a mobile game app requiring users to be at least 13 years old and it is not required to link a credit card to it.

Even if case would show up at court gambling addiction is a disorder and he might prove to be unguilty because he wasn't aware what he was doing because he is an addict.

I hope that clarify things to you what is an offence and what's not. Take a break because you are making fun of yourself.

Nobody wants Good Ol' Phil out of our lives for real, and I certainly wouldn't be happy to know he's sick or homeless. He deserves a lesson, and most important, some help, but he never harmed any of us. He's just a concentrate of common human flaws, we can all find a part of him that reflects on us. Difference is, we try, we struggle, we are aware of it, and in the end we overcome.
I agree but listen. People were trying to reach him and tell him to optimize his business model. I even send an e-mail to him suggesting to make a trademark on "TIHYDP" and focus channel entirely on playing vidya games purposely bad for laughs and so on. He never responded because in his mind the whole idea was stolen from him and ridiculed and he as professional game reviewer/let's player won't bother scraping at the bottom of the barrel to make money out of it. To say it straight - Phil feels too privileged to make fun of himself in entertainment business.
 
I barely understand @Null's argument at this point.

Trust me, most people just want to point and laugh, but Null is the one coming here trying to ruin the fun by grandstanding. He did the same shit when Twitch kicked Phil out of the partnership program.
Null is just partial to Phil, cause they're both Feeders. I wonder if eventually Khat will start her own diabeetus vlogs
 
Condo association would cover just about anything else you can buy from Lowe's as far as home improvement, and lets be real... Phil... home improvement.... LOL
Just the idea of Phil improving in any way is laughable. Pretty much any upgrade to his stream/khantent (that wasn’t retarded like the vests/hats) he had to be dragged kicking and screaming into reluctantly doing.
 
How the ever loving fuck is the pigroach this bad at moderation? If you check the spreadsheet, you'll see that every week like clockwork he's spending a shitload of money on booze.

One trip of his, for the normal moderate alcohol enjoyer would have them set for the whole month - or at least half month if you got a little harder. I can't fathom how he's spending 80 dollars every second visit and in average like 63 bucks through all of those trips put down in the sheet... I doubt he's got that of a refine taste since Gin is one of the least expensive drinks compared to a good whiskey, bourbon or even something imported like chartreuse or campari.

Boggles the mind that this individual is an adult. Regardless if it's for just him, for his horse, or for both of them, the amount of money and frequency on the booze has me stumped and surprised he isn't always sloshed on stream.

Also that gout has got to be flaring up considering alcohol makes it worse.
 
How the ever loving fuck is the pigroach this bad at moderation? If you check the spreadsheet, you'll see that every week like clockwork he's spending a shitload of money on booze.

One trip of his, for the normal moderate alcohol enjoyer would have them set for the whole month - or at least half month if you got a little harder. I can't fathom how he's spending 80 dollars every second visit and in average like 63 bucks through all of those trips put down in the sheet... I doubt he's got that of a refine taste since Gin is one of the least expensive drinks compared to a good whiskey, bourbon or even something imported like chartreuse or campari.

Boggles the mind that this individual is an adult. Regardless if it's for just him, for his horse, or for both of them, the amount of money and frequency on the booze has me stumped and surprised he isn't always sloshed on stream.

Also that gout has got to be flaring up considering alcohol makes it worse.

“Why are you drinking? - the little prince asked.
- In order to forget - replied the drunkard.
- To forget what? - inquired the little prince, who was already feeling sorry for him.
- To forget that I am ashamed - the drunkard confessed, hanging his head.
- Ashamed of what? - asked the little prince who wanted to help him.
- Ashamed of drinking! - concluded the drunkard, withdrawing into total silence.
And the little prince went away, puzzled.
'Grown-ups really are very, very odd', he said to himself as he continued his journey.”

 
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