How do I become black? - Blackmaxxing for Dummies

[Milk Mage]

It looks fun. I've started incorporating the nigga word into my everyday vocabulary, and since then I've been seeing some slight melanin recomposition, but is there any way to speed it up?

(I have 3% Sub Saharan African ancestry if that helps).

 

[TheRetardKing]

Turn the contrast down.

 

[marisa #]

Get a melanin injection (i.e. pay a black man to fuck you in the ass)

 

[totallyrandomusername]

I think you can do it by ODing on tanning pills, tanning sprays, etc...

 

[DumbDude42]

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

enrol in slip’n’fall school

 

[MediocreMilt]

I believe Gene Wilder used shoe polish for this purpose.

 

[Lucario]

 

[The Last Stand]

Vote for Biden.

 

[Syntaxion]

do what michael jackson did. In reverse.

 

[Niggernerd]

Commit crimes, glorify drugs and smacking bitches, drink malt liquor, smoke menthols. Be an absolute retard

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Commit crimes, glorify drugs and smacking bitches, drink malt liquor, smoke menthols. Be an absolute retard

Nah, wiggers been trying for decades.

Just don't wash.

 

[Mr. Bung]

I've thought about this:

1. Be a white man, identify as black.
2. Seek gibs because you identify as black.
3. They must give gibs because what one identifies as is unquestionable.
4. If they refuse to give gibs, complain that they have no foundation or principle because they accept the identities of some while denying the identities of others.
5. Proceed to receive gibs.

 

[lurk_moar]

Have your parents' and grandparents' DNA come from Africa. It's so easy.

 

[Niggernerd]

Send your dad off to the store that takes years to go and come back from

 

[Jazz never died!]

Act like a gangsta and look like a wicker.

 

[totallyrandomusername]

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Just a little bit more on melanotan-II, it was being developed as a medication, but development was dropped due to adverse effects, particularly its impact on blood pressure, where it can cause a hypertensive spike (a sudden increase in blood pressure). If you want to tan with something that has actually been tested and approved, you want Melanotan-I, also known as Afamelanotide or Scenesse. Afamelanotide is actually approved by the FDA (although your insurance won't pay for it unless you have a rare genetic condition known as EPP). It is a subdermal implant, so, anything that isn't a subdermal implant is fake garbage, especially anything oral, since the medical can't survive to be absorbed in the GI tract.