Bank Documents [18-Sept-2021] - Didn't learn a thing from the bankruptcy

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Unless someone actually got money out of his account or something, I think he'd have a hard time getting anywhere worthwhile. There's also the consideration that if they've offered some sort of two-factor authentication (like needing to know a 4 digit PIN along with the account number + SSN) and he hasn't set it up, he'd be really hard-pressed to get anywhere because he didn't do the minimum to protect himself.
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BoA offers telephonic PINs for phone banking.
 
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SojiroSakura said:
There it is, just now on stream.
"Thank you for supporting the content, it's about the game and having fun, not about the nonsense and what people make up about me."
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LOL. If he worked as hard at his "job" as he does constructing narratives, he'd be able to enjoy the former and avoid the latter.
antinew said:
BoA offers telephonic PINs for phone banking.
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Figured they did since my bank does too but wasn't sure. So yeah, I think he'd have a hard time getting traction when the first question would be "Why didn't you set up the PIN as recommended in the mailer we sent on [dates]?"
 
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GiveMeTheMoney said:
I enjoy Phil even more on slow nights now that we have more context to them. Slow nights means less door-dash and gin. Slow nights mean less WWE champions (though this part was more obvious). You can also look back, on average, we get golddust, or if I may, platinum dust when there's really slow nights and he gets unhinged because he knows he can't have a gin night. I think pretty much all of us are no longer in the "lol he sucks at games" station anymore. It's more humerous to point and laugh at his slow nights and hear him bitch. I think the only times people gave a fuck about his "gameplay" was in the 2009ish era where he made a joke of himself playing metal gear.
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I haven't looked closely at the documents but I still think the slow nights don't matter, and it's every viewers fault for not giving him a big support payout. I think regardless how much he makes, he's still going to spend the amount he does with some sort of resentment to his viewers.

But yeah, knowing this much more makes it even funnier.
 
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For the record, Phil is never going to address exactly what the current 'drama' is on his streams because he knows some of his more cognitive functional pay piggies will eventually venture over here and see that he's wasted tens of thousands of dollars on WWE Champions, DoorDash, and gin. He could obviously play the sympathy card for tips and say that his identity was stolen and he needs the help more than ever; however, he can't/won't do that due to the repercussions of a potential pay pig uprising. In reality though, he's still going to have the same few wheelchairs that just toss money at him regardless of what happens. Those wheelchairs are people like OneMinuteMan, SilentBob, Merdock, Jaxx_Raxxor, SuperBlindMan, CMFool, etc. Some people are just willfully ignorant/literally blind and won't care to do any research into the matter.
 
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Reading through these more he's not even in a horrible financial situation. Like he could live a very comfortable life with the most minor of changes in spending habits.

Find something else to be addicted to Phil Jesus. There are lots of super fun games to play when you're drunk that don't require micro transactions. If you're having trouble feeling the mobile pay to win grandiosity from beating the ai, have another drink or get kat to dish you some of her benzos.
 
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Fapcop said:
Sorry dood, but if you drink a third of a bottle of hard liquor every day, you definitely have a problem.
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I would probably drink a third every day if I was DSP.

Fapcop said:
And that estimate only works if you’re assuming that Phil only gets the top of the line name brand stuff.
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It works if he buys the brand he’s shown in his videos. It’s also a very conservative assumption that he never buys mixer or anything else from the liquor store. It’s not a stretch.
 
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For the record, Phil is never going to address exactly what the current 'drama' is on his streams because he knows some of his more cognitive functional pay piggies will eventually venture over here and see that he's wasted tens of thousands of dollars on WWE Champions, DoorDash, and gin. He could obviously play the sympathy card for tips and say that his identity was stolen and he needs the help more than ever; however, he can't/won't do that due to the repercussions of a potential pay pig uprising. In reality though, he's still going to have the same few wheelchairs that just toss money at him regardless of what happens. Those wheelchairs are people like OneMinuteMan, SilentBob, Merdock, Jaxx_Raxxor, SuperBlindMan, CMFool, etc. Some people are just willfully ignorant/literally blind and won't care to do any research into the matter.
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Phil deluded himself into thinking his audience is intelligent and and like khat, agrees with him. If he were to talk about it nothing would happen in reality, his whales don't give a fuck and will still donate.

But in Phil's tiny mind, he believes that that he would lose a lot of donators if he brought attention to it.

He knows that his whales know, but his "silent majority" delusion means that he has to assume that they don't even though they don't exist.
 
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Something interesting happened on November 30th, Phil spent over $2300 on Apple Itunes ON A SINGLE DAY.

11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 54.98 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 49.47 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 48.36 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 43.98 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 43.95 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 38.47 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 21.98 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 21.98 Apple iTunes

Did he run a fundraiser around that time?

Edit: This was a streaming day, not a day off.
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Edit 2: It was a thanksgiving WWE Champions event:
 
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Space Cooter said:
We can't help it we've been conditioned by the jews to feel this way and focus all our energy on Phil . I apologize if It prevents us from helping you guys out in the upcoming race war.
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It's okay buddy. We're all going to break the conditioning eventually.
 
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Reading through these more he's not even in a horrible financial situation. Like he could live a very comfortable life with the most minor of changes in spending habits.

Find something else to be addicted to Phil Jesus. There are lots of super fun games to play when you're drunk that don't require micro transactions. If you're having trouble feeling the mobile pay to win grandiosity from beating the ai, have another drink or get kat to dish you some of her benzos.
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The sad part is that Phil could literally be a multi-millionaire if he didn't waste away all of his money on WWE Champions and invested into GameStop or AMC earlier this year. All it would have taken was a few decisions to uninstall the phone game and he would be in a much better situation financially. Funny how life works out that way.
 
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Mr. Brown said:
Something interesting happened on November 30th, Phil spent over $2300 on Apple Itunes ON A SINGLE DAY.

11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 109.99 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 54.98 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 49.47 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 48.36 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 43.98 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 43.95 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 38.47 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 21.98 Apple iTunes
11/30/2020 21.98 Apple iTunes

Did he run a fundraiser around that time?
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Edit: Misread date, looks like a normal day, still 2.3k blown on a jpgs ...
 
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Froggah said:
For the record, Phil is never going to address exactly what the current 'drama' is on his streams because he knows some of his more cognitive functional pay piggies will eventually venture over here and see that he's wasted tens of thousands of dollars on WWE Champions, DoorDash, and gin. He could obviously play the sympathy card for tips and say that his identity was stolen and he needs the help more than ever; however, he can't/won't do that due to the repercussions of a potential pay pig uprising. In reality though, he's still going to have the same few wheelchairs that just toss money at him regardless of what happens. Those wheelchairs are people like OneMinuteMan, SilentBob, Merdock, Jaxx_Raxxor, SuperBlindMan, CMFool, etc. Some people are just willfully ignorant/literally blind and won't care to do any research into the matter.
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Yeah @superblindman ain't taking it well it seems. Not a pun but didn't see that block coming, bit toxic of him imo.
 

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