Body Found in Wyoming Park ‘Consistent With the Description' of Gabby Petito - FBI confirmed - Brian Laundrie still missing, FBI searched his home

One of the prevailing theories on /x/ that I've seen is that neither of these people exist, and that this is a gov psyop to distract drama-hungry normies from actual news. A part of me believes that this is plausible, which is a sign I might actual be going nuts. No, I won't take my meds.
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While I disagree completely, I have to hand it for you for having the first original take of the thread. Brian Laundrie -> Brain Washed got me good.
 
So Like How much of a snowballs chance in hell is it that he didn't just Merk this chick in cold blood
I kind of doubt it was an "in cold blood" situation, or else he is a genuine retard for leaving the body 900 ft away from their van. He could have just pulled the ol' "died falling off a cliff while trying to take a selfie" trick or atleast gotten her further into the wilderness. Her body was so close to the campsite though, I think "crime of passion" is more likely.
 
It's probably already been said, but it's genuinely horrifying that some tiktok thot's disappearance cause's such a media uproar, when hundreds of thousands of children go missing every year.
Well the people responsible for those childrens' disappearances can't really have the media reporting on it now can they?
 
I have no fucking idea what's gone on but she's not killed herself, dug a hole and buried herself in one special movement.

The boyfriend seems guilty as shit but in the same situation people would be saying lawyer up and say nothing.
 
I kind of doubt it was an "in cold blood" situation, or else he is a genuine retard for leaving the body 900 ft away from their van. He could have just pulled the ol' "died falling off a cliff while trying to take a selfie" trick or atleast gotten her further into the wilderness. Her body was so close to the campsite though, I think "crime of passion" is more likely.
The guy should come clean. This Laundrie is dirty.
 
Men are the fucking niggers of gender

>HE WAS A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN
>DEM CRIME STAY-SAS-TICS JUST PICKIN' ON US INNOCENT MEN
>POLICE OUT THERE FRAMIN THEM INNOCENT BOYZ FUCK DA POLIZ
#NotAllMen aside, don't women do this, too? About a week ago, I read about TERFs talking about how female-on-male sexual assault isn't a thing. Here, there's not even any particular motivation binding all the "skeptics".

And it's really weird to call men the "niggers" of gender when they fashioned nearly everything civilization not only enjoys but abhors, and also enjoy less slack for just about everything vis-a-vis women. For "niggers", they're more productive than what you would ascribe to the term.

...well, there's that, and the fact that there's literally a song called "Women Is The Nigger of the World".
 
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Q bredicted this WWG1LGBTQ+

Jokes aside, if he did murder her then he’s going about this in the worst possible way imo. As others have pointed out, he could have easily manufactured a scenario where she would appear to have fallen off a cliff or something, then immediately report it to the police as an accident. He would still be under suspicion but it would be more salvageable than this. Unless he manages to escape to Juarez or some shit, it’s going to be way worse for him running off like this. I don’t know
 
I found this and, it only has one video? This is kinda weird for a "youtuber". This is also archived in the WBM.
Calling him a "youtuber" is extremely generous. They were nobody, she was just trying to get a youtube channel started while on this trip.

I don't think he even had anything to do with the channel other than being the guy who drove the van who she posed with sometimes. They had like one video and a couple tiktoks and their instagrams. The internet fame was a pipedream, not reality.
 
I have no fucking idea what's gone on but she's not killed herself, dug a hole and buried herself in one special movement.

The boyfriend seems guilty as shit but in the same situation people would be saying lawyer up and say nothing.
Brian and his second personality having a row. Gabby interjects and ends up regretting it. 2021. Colorized.
 
One of the prevailing theories on /x/ that I've seen is that neither of these people exist, and that this is a gov psyop to distract drama-hungry normies from actual news. A part of me believes that this is plausible, which is a sign I might actually be going nuts. No, I won't take my meds.
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Why would they want to distract normies from “actual” news? We’ve had well over a year and a half of pandemics, politics, and riots peaceful protests getting shoved in all of our faces at every turn. It was impossible to tune that shit out even if you wanted to. You’d think if they needed a “distraction”, they’d come up with something a little more drastic than some small-time zoomer vlogger getting murdered.
 
One of the prevailing theories on /x/ that I've seen is that neither of these people exist, and that this is a gov psyop to distract drama-hungry normies from actual news. A part of me believes that this is plausible, which is a sign I might actually be going nuts. No, I won't take my meds.
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The most retarded part about theories like this is, if they were true, why the fuck would the perpetrators leave cute little clues like giving the supposed characters meaningful code names? Real life isn’t the fucking Da Vinci Code.
 
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