Inactive SYRSA - Tit Milking Fetishist/Game Developer

[Linako 2.0]

Thank you for clearing it up. I was dumb for thinking that I had anything to do with this thread. I'll leave now, after I've learned this valuable piece of information.

Any updates with the game on making it less laggy on toasters?
I haven't updated my game in a looong time since I suck at using vehicles so I haven't bothered with it in a while

 

[Elijah]

Wolf titty skellingtons is mandatory, son.

@Meowthkip here ya go

Spoiler: Warning: Wolf skelly titties

 

[Shrike]

I deeply apologize, my kids should've gone to bed 10 minutes ago. They just had to dig out the old VCR's with Goof Troop recorded on them.

Honestly, Rebecca sounds about 12 and has no business near your alien shemale porn. At the very least, mentally 12.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Okay just looking at one of his characters right now.

http://terrahypt.wikia.com/wiki/Alia

Spoiler: Image

Introducing Alia, a not!human Edmyron which is apparently completely identical to another fucking species. She's over 2000 years old but looks 16 (but is very mature for her age, tyvm) born on Earth before Christ (yes: that Jesus). Her tits -- I'm sorry; forgive me -- her alien tits known as "Abylas" ignore the rules of physics and are near perfect orbs which do not sag even though it is explained that they are fleshy meatsacks which are used to feed others of their species.

She is so wise because she has lived over 2000 years, but she was poorly treated on Earth because she was different. Which doesn't make sense to me: if someone is treated without worth, they become worthless.

Alia was brought to Terrahypt by some police officer who probably wanted to fuck her. The wiki states that ever since she went to Terrahypt she has been trying to become good since she has always been treated and was 'defamed' by their fear, which is kind of... inexplicable.. Somehow she knows ALL about human standards, even though she was treated cruelly by others, why she decided to join a human isn't explained.

One of the images suggest she is also mentally unstable, suffering hysteria rarely.

Alia is described as a 'lonewolf' which is a Mary Sue term for "introverted" (It is also a used for mass shooters which is used to anti-herorize them) and a heroine who enjoys their freedom. Even though she likes being alone she can't help but help people. Oh and she's also homeless so someone please take pity on her .

Alia's sprygin became mutated by a source of Anarchium. It got mad and decided to devour all of the Yluxians to get rid of all the aberrations that threatened the natural habitat of Terrahypt. It was almost succesful until it got lost and carried away from Terrahypt.

When her sprygin devoured all of the yluxians, it resulted in that it transferred all of their spiritual imprints into her body. So when she's in lethal trouble, they react to defend her.

I don't know what the fuck this means.

Summary:

/ out of 5

 

[Rin]

He really needs to cut down on the amount of made-up terms he uses to describe his aliens. It makes it way too inaccessible for people who have only a mild interest in the setting. I have no incentive to figure out what the fuck a sprygin or a yluxian is, and thus entire sentences are rendered completely uninformative. Overall, the whole thing seems to suffer from being too much of a pet project, which makes perfect sense in his own head but is more or less incomprehensible to the viewing public. SYRSA's self-confessed autism is just going to make the whole thing worse, because it will impede his ability to understand others' perspectives. The fact of the matter is that, when something incomprehensible is placed before people, they're going to latch onto the things they do understand - which for SYRSA, is the overabundant boobies. If you actually mean for this game to be taken seriously, then make your lore actually easy to follow. If it's too complicated, people are going to ignore it, and all you're left with is a shitty flight engine and a lot of boobs.

Also, the whole "raid" just made me cringe uncontrollably. If you've got people embarrassing you like that, then you ban them.

 

[Null]

Oh and she's also homeless so someone please take pity on her .

How the fuck are you homeless after 2000 years? Just put some fucking quarters in a bank and you'll be a millionaire in 1000 years.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Spoiler: Warning: Wolf skelly titties

... I don't know quite what's more disturbing between this pic or the people fapping to it.

 

[WeebyAutist]

I have no incentive to figure out what the fuck a sprygin or a yluxian is

I propose we make our own definitions.
Sprygin: Purely concentrated sperginess elevated to the next level. It reaches critical mass, and can consume things whole. Rumors have it that some raids are powered by sprygin alone. All live to survive them, as they are not very effective.
Yluxian: I will assume that this is a sort of singing alien pumpkin.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Spoiler: Half-Dude in the back

Spoiler: SO FUNNAY

Generic Flash Style humour. 2003 is calling.

The Tulabas.

When a faction's motives are "If things don't look good, they will kill" you know you're in for a good time.
The Tulabas are easily recognizable by their uniforms. Tulabas uniforms are explained to be tight but most of the clothing they wear are pretty much excuses to show that dank tiddays and broad hats. They're the cookie-cutter group in space operas - wanting an Amish paradise. Oh and they're a cult - I suppose.

They're run by this alien bitch with big titties, so I don't really know. The article on their species suggests they are 'guardians' by being perpetually pregnant (asexual reproduction, even though the article still sexualises them) and can be the size of planets.

 

[DoshesToDoshes]

I took a glance at this, and I was repulsed.
Then I saw this.

Spoiler: SO FUNNAY

Generic Flash Style humour. 2003 is calling.

And now I miss Eddsworld again.

 

[Sigyn]

(damagecontrol)
Three people became involved with this thread and two of them (Skel and China Guy) are piss-poor trolls who plague the stream and forum occasionally. The 'Raid' was not planned in any way, and the actions of the ones participating in it do not represent the SYRSA community as a whole. All 10 of us.
(/damagecontrol)

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

The autism in this pet project is seriously off the charts. We might need to invent a whole new term or sliding to scale to explain all this.

Gigasperg? Maybe have the base unit a Sonichu or something similar?

 

[Frank Rizzo]

So, did SYRSA do any more damage control after his sped underlings embarrassed him completely last night?

 

[Sigyn]

So, did SYRSA do any more damage control after his sped underlings embarrassed him completely last night?

Nah man, he bawwww'd off into the sunset and that was it. He'll be back.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Nah man, he bawwww'd off into the sunset and that was it. He'll be back.

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around all of the autism from last night.

I don't know what's more pathetic: The four speds that came here, or the fact that SYRSA apparently organized a whole stream based around "OK MAH UNDERLINGS, GO AND RAID THE FORUM OF THE MEANIES WHO MADE FUN OF ME!"

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around all of the autism from last night.

I don't know what's more pathetic: The four speds that came here, or the fact that SYRSA apparently organized a whole stream based around "OK MAH UNDERLINGS, GO AND RAID THE FORUM OF THE MEANIES WHO MADE FUN OF ME!"

Even Shaner's one-man sock puppet shows were better than this. At least we got the Puffertons from there. All these goofballs gave us was autism and skeletitties.

 

[Goofy Logic]

I don't know what's more pathetic: The four speds that came here, or the fact that SYRSA apparently organized a whole stream based around "OK MAH UNDERLINGS, GO AND RAID THE FORUM OF THE MEANIES WHO MADE FUN OF ME!"

I believe he does daily streams where he talks to the watchers and works on stuff. The stream, at least initally, was not set up to raid the farms.

 

[Gensdupays]

What are the odds that he still blames Vinny and Vinesauce for all of this despite his vanity project being incomprehensible fetish material to anyone but him?

 

[Lowenkrieger1]

What are the odds that he still blames Vinny and Vinesauce for all of this despite his vanity project being incomprehensible fetish material to anyone but him?

100%

 

[Sigyn]

What are the odds that he still blames Vinny and Vinesauce for all of this despite his vanity project being incomprehensible fetish material to anyone but him?

I put screen caps in the OP where he was like "I guess I should be sorry for giving Vinny my '''garbage''' of a '''game'''.." wherein he got really salty at Vinny despite Vin being like, a veritable SAINT when it came to not insulting it on stream.