US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Snekposter]

With all this drama I'm going to be disappointed if no members start fighting with canes on the congressional floor.

Fuck, we all need to run for Congress to institute the "Dueling Canes" protocol, in which ceremonial canes are provided for smacking other members around with.

Why ceremonial? Dan Crenshaw might actually find his testicles and quit being a cuck if he's allowed to indulge in his baser, primate-like instincts inherent to being a Navy SEAL and start beating things he dislikes. To say nothing of Lady Pelosi of the Pickled Liver trying to defend herself.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

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This is the real story about the Australian submarine deal.

The Aussies are totally going to blab about their new shit to the Chinese and compromise their entire fleet and a large part of the American and European fleets as well. Chinese infiltration into Australia is significant.

 

[Spiteful Crow]

That was the first thing I thought about. Australia is basically a Chinese colony.

 

[X Prime]

The fact that China claims it's mad about it is only more suspicious.

 

[Ita Mori]

Actually, not 'gonna', apparently they're there right now calling the restaurant racist and shit
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Jesus H. No wonder black men refuse to fuck negresses. She has all the manners of lung cancer and half the attractiveness.

 

[Corn Flakes]

That was the first thing I thought about. Australia is basically a Chinese colony.

Easy there. Relations between China and Australia have been going sour for a while now. It just what happens when you try to buy the land right out from under a bunch of convicts, said convicts get uppity.

 

[Kane Lives]

Easy there. Relations between China and Australia have been going sour for a while now. It just what happens when you try to buy the land right out from under a bunch of convicts, said convicts get uppity.

Official relations may be soured, but there's a large Chinese minority on Australian soil regardless. (Although the proportion of mainlanders vs the Chinese diaspora who are hostile to the CCP regime is unknown.)

 

[Gehenna]

Official relations may be soured, but there's a large Chinese minority on Australian soil regardless. (Although the proportion of mainlanders vs the Chinese diaspora who are hostile to the CCP regime is unknown.)

Under a million, with a total population of 25 million means that it's not terribly sizeable. Beneath 10%.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Under a million, with a total population of 25 million means that it's not terribly sizeable. Beneath 10%.

And around 20% of those are from Taiwan or Hong Kong.

Of course, if we're playing this game we can also point at all those Indians in Australia, who outnumber the mainland Chinese and as a rule of thumb don't like China.

 

[Gehenna]

Australia was leaning towards China because it was a closer superpower. The problem for China is that Australia didn't like how increasingly heavy-handed they were. Perhaps its a holdover of being a nation of convicts and jailers, but Australians don't like any authoritarianism besides their -own- authoritarianism.

 

[XYZpdq]

And around 20% of those are from Taiwan or Hong Kong.

Of course, if we're playing this game we can also point at all those Indians in Australia, who outnumber the mainland Chinese and as a rule of thumb don't like China.

in the chaos the Emus launch a new offensive campaign and seize control of the continent, are hailed as consensus builders between offering petrol cans to huff for the abbos and cheap beer for everybody else

 

[Snekposter]

in the chaos the Emus launch a new offensive campaign and seize control of the continent, are hailed as consensus builders between offering petrol cans to huff for the abbos and cheap beer for everybody else

Given what a clusterfuck their current parties all are I think a lot of Australians might prefer Emu rule, intoxicants or not.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Looking like most of the 96 members of the House "Progressive" Caucus are going to vote no on the bipartisan infrastructure bill if the 3.2 trillion dollar infrastructure bill doesn't go through the Senate on Monday.

 

[Collections Agent]

Actually, not 'gonna', apparently they're there right now calling the restaurant racist and shit
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Shout-out to the guy wearing his mask completely wrong and whose response to being called a privileged white man is doing the Rocky victory pose while staring down an angry mob of 20 people

 

[Dang Woodchucks!]

in the chaos the Emus launch a new offensive campaign and seize control of the continent, are hailed as consensus builders between offering petrol cans to huff for the abbos and cheap beer for everybody else

Emus are long term planners, they remember faces like crows and smell fear in the air like geese.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Looks like I was right lol, Riverside and Merced flipped today for the Yes. Basically that ugly ape nigger was wrong.

California is the future, the future of rural vs urban. The poor vs the affluent.

 

[Spiteful Crow]

Looks like I was right lol, Riverside and Merced flipped today for the Yes. Basically that ugly ape nigger was wrong.

California is the future, the future of rural vs urban. The poor vs the affluent.

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It's always been the poor vs the affluent

That's why Obeme worked so hard to convince his followers that everything is about race rather than economics.

 

[pwnest injun]

Easy there. Relations between China and Australia have been going sour for a while now. It just what happens when you try to buy the land right out from under a bunch of convicts, said convicts get uppity.

One of the reasons why the USA doesn't like democracy abroad is that 5 years from now a completely CCP subservient government could be elected into power for long enough to really fuck things up. Australia should consider becoming a dictatorship, if only for a few decades.

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

This has probably already been said but I feel like Australia is a test run for what world leaders want to see happen in the US.

 

[Myles the Potatophile]

This has probably already been said but I feel like Australia is a test run for what world leaders want to see happen in the US.

There have been people here who've been chomping at the bit to bust their lock-down nut. CNN, MSNBC et all run stories daily now where they talk about how the unvaxxed are killing people by not wearing a mask and taking the jab, so the narrative is certainly being framed to do something awful to them.