Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[heathercho]

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This bitch might be legitimately retarded. Telling your followers that Ethan Ralph of the Kill Report is sexy, "wisened-up" or in any way right to start a family with comes across as one giant cope. For the record, the short fat middle-aged man she's talking about was suicide-baiting a pregnant teenager less than 12 months prior - What a catch!

Knows what he wants?
What he "wants" is the freshest shit, sniffed straight from the butthole of a pregnant teen and the bottle of Marker's Mark left on the floor next to the bed.
His experience is limited to being a once divorced, convicted felon and deadbeat dad. He has already started a family and he abandoned them.

36 may be the sexiest age for a man, but we're talking about Ralph. He's not a man.

What I love about May is that whoever she's with, she'll just play out the character she's created for herself.
Digi start - anime. Acted like a cliche anime type girl in Hololive audition. Progressed to hentai. Progressed to lolicon. As Digi became more of a bitch, she changed to become more of a man. Greasy, dirty hair, boyish clothes.
As he became a pseudo-troon, she too, became a pseudo-troon. When that relationship was spent up and there was no where else for her to go character wise, she sought "greener pastures".

Enter Ralph and her trad shit. Gets pregnant in less than a year (supposedly).

I wonder what character she'll take on next when she's done with Ralph and has a kid or two in tow.

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder what character she'll take on next when she's done with Ralph and has a kid or two in tow.

Welfare mom.

 

[Henry Wentworth Akeley]

Enter Ralph and her trad shit. Gets pregnant in less than a year (supposedly).

I will never ever in my stupid low IQ smooth brain life fucking understand the whole trad bit she/they are doing. How does anybody engage with this seriously? I know "haha Ralph fans dumb" but can they be stupid enough to fall for this lazy and terrible execution of their supposedly deeply help ideals? Is the whole thing a shame top to bottom? I still can't figure this out, and it's like beating my head into a wall. I cannot square the circle.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Ralph will never change a diaper in his fat, sorry life.

Because he will never be a father.

 

[High Tea]

I will never ever in my stupid low IQ smooth brain life fucking understand the whole trad bit she/they are doing. How does anybody engage with this seriously? I know "haha Ralph fans dumb" but can they be stupid enough to fall for this lazy and terrible execution of their supposedly deeply help ideals? Is the whole thing a shame top to bottom? I still can't figure this out, and it's like beating my head into a wall. I cannot square the circle.

They advocate for the trad lifestyle but they don't really want it. They are trying to be counterculture. As stupid as it sounds, when everything is acceptable, advocating for the traditional makes them edgy. A lot of people are atheist? They'll do the opposite and say they are tradcath. They claim they want a sweet, white, virgin trad girl who is meek and cooks and cleans for them because society tells woman to be a career minded whore. What they want is whatever degenerate cock carousel rider that will make them tendies and is willing to be thumbed. They get off on being vocally oppositional to modern culture but don't actually believe in it.

 

[Pomniman]

I will never ever in my stupid low IQ smooth brain life fucking understand the whole trad bit she/they are doing. How does anybody engage with this seriously? I know "haha Ralph fans dumb" but can they be stupid enough to fall for this lazy and terrible execution of their supposedly deeply help ideals? Is the whole thing a shame top to bottom? I still can't figure this out, and it's like beating my head into a wall. I cannot square the circle.

These are the same braindead mongs who were easily convinced that a data breach which gave away their info was no big deal with one tweet that said almost nothing. If anything the full extent of their retardation isn't brought up enough.

 

[Truly Rural]

36 is peak. It's all downhill from now.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

36 in gunt years is like 65 in normal human years

 

[heathercho]

I will never ever in my stupid low IQ smooth brain life fucking understand the whole trad bit she/they are doing. How does anybody engage with this seriously? I know "haha Ralph fans dumb" but can they be stupid enough to fall for this lazy and terrible execution of their supposedly deeply help ideals? Is the whole thing a shame top to bottom? I still can't figure this out, and it's like beating my head into a wall. I cannot square the circle.

Being "trad" would be closer to what @MWV has.
He's a guy who had a family young, been gainfully employed, raised his family, bettered himself, sought out a better life for his family through hard work and took a chance to start a family business that would benefit his family.

He may act like a sperg sometimes, but he's pretty "trad" by all standards.
Ralph had Faith, pregnant, young. If he wanted trad he would have done everything opposite to what he did.

I don't think Ralph gives a shit about the trad stuff. He's in it for the weird sex. This trad shit is May's fetish invention for this character. Once she has to shoot a fat Ralphababy out of her vagina, it will probably change.
You know Ralph is going to be throwing tantrums demanding sex the second she gives birth.
Hollering over the baby for attention. If he got mad that he had ice thrown on him, he's really going to crack it when a noise making fleshbag is taking his booze money for food and the hormones and lack of sleep kills May's sex drive. She'll experience genuine trad then.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Between the two of them, there is a genuine possibility that they'll accidentally kill the baby due to impatience, incompetence, or negligence. Just look at how he treated his own mother.

 

[AltisticRight]

Between the two of them, there is a genuine possibility that they'll accidentally kill the baby due to impatience, incompetence, or negligence. Just look at how he treated his own mother.

We'll probably see a peculiar arrangement involving a crackshack, a kitchen with a big microwave oven, and a kitchen chair.

 

[Jack Awful]

I don't think Ralph gives a shit about the trad stuff. He's in it for the weird sex.

Don't forget his autist coomer audience that wants to feel less pathetic by labeling themselves as "trad", thus mentally avoiding the fact they're virgins with no chance of getting pussy. "Fuck these SJW cucks! Ome day I'll get a trad mommy GF who will take care of me like Ralph's does! Now I have just enough time before my part time shift at Walmart for a quickie with my Asuka body pillow!"

Also, it's like team sports. They're desperate to feel like they're part of a community, so they latch onto Ralph and excuse all his misdeeds, as leaving would risk losing the sense of community being a fan of the gunt provides.

 

[InwardsStink]

We'll probably see a peculiar arrangement involving a crackshack, a kitchen with a big microwave oven, and a kitchen chair.

After all, where else would you put a cold baby but in the oven?

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

After all, where else would you put a cold baby but in the oven?

Well if the baby gets out of the high chair, it clearly just killed itself.

 

[heathercho]

Don't forget his autist coomer audience that wants to feel less pathetic by labeling themselves as "trad", thus mentally avoiding the fact they're virgins with no chance of getting pussy. "Fuck these SJW cucks! I'll get my trad mommy GF will take care of me like Ralph's does! Now I have just enough time before my part time shift at Walmart for a quickie with my Asuka body pillow!"

Also, it's like team sports. They're desperate to feel like they're part of a community, so they latch onto Ralph and excuse all his misdeeds, as they'd risk losing the sense of community being a fan of the gunt provides.

The guy that Ralph is going to have on again soon, Kai Schwemmer is exactly that type, except he hates women and uses religion as a deflection as to why he can't get any pussy, so you're exactly right.

From adequate examples, "trad" seems to be an excuse for men to treat women like shit and for women to be classified as not like other girls and simultaneously, desired for being sexually available.

Ralph can't handle a woman with her own mind and strong opinions without pissbaby whining and insults, so it's going to be fucking hilarious for him to deal with a crackpot loon like May who doesn't have a father like Vickers to partially restrain her or an ocean between to protect him.
May's old enough that she's on a level playing field with Ralph, legally and will absolutely wreck him.

Ah, a good harvest by next season, we can anticipate.

 

[AnOminous]

May's old enough that she's on a level playing field with Ralph, legally and will absolutely wreck him.

I hope they actually get married so she and some shyster lawyer can really fuck his shit up.

 

[veri]

Kai Schwemmer

Spoiler: ot

is it this guy? he has a tiktok presence and it’s something

 

[Famke Slamssen]

Ah, a good harvest by next season, we can anticipate.

Holy fuck you're right. He's getting a head start on tilling the soil for next fall's crop. He's really on the ball in this regard. If only he put this much care into his sputtering internet career.

 

[heathercho]

Spoiler: ot

is it this guy? he has a tiktok presence and it’s something

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Yep that's him. His twitter and High School info is in the below post. He's a cow of his own.

Kai Schwemmer is a fucking lolcow all on his own. His Twitter : https://twitter.com/kaischwemmer

He appears to be a High School Student at Highland High School in Salt Lake City, Utah who is deep into Mormonism, no sex before marriage and sees himself as a Patrick Bateman-clone.
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He has some ice cold hot takes on women, daughters and females in general. Basically he's an incel who copes and seethes.
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Looks like a high school shooter.
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Kwality Kontent there Ralph!

 

[Slobs]

The guy that Ralph is going to have on again soon, Kai Schwemmer is exactly that type, except he hates women and uses religion as a deflection as to why he can't get any pussy, so you're exactly right.

From adequate examples, "trad" seems to be an excuse for men to treat women like shit and for women to be classified as not like other girls and simultaneously, desired for being sexually available.

Ralph can't handle a woman with her own mind and strong opinions without pissbaby whining and insults, so it's going to be fucking hilarious for him to deal with a crackpot loon like May who doesn't have a father like Vickers to partially restrain her or an ocean between to protect him.
May's old enough that she's on a level playing field with Ralph, legally and will absolutely wreck him.

Ah, a good harvest by next season, we can anticipate.

Can't say that I agree with your butthurt feminist ranting but

Spoiler: Kai's most recent media post on twitter: tradgirl wojak getting gored

Says it all really about the people Ralph associates with lmao.