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This just in, only women can write about women. JK Rowling shouldn't have written about magic because she's a filthy fuckin' muggle.

Edit to avoid double post - new meme only for 'neuroatypical' people (because only mentally ill people have impulses and intrusive thoughts).
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Tokitae said:
(First post here, whaddup?)
I stumbled across this person's blog and they had a list of their headmates linked. This isn't even the whole page.

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Even their multiple personalities have multiple personalities... :\
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Why do people like this always flock to my favourite games :( Get your filthy hands off of my Bioware, you self-diagnosing asshat. And stay the fuck away from Crit1kal. You are not "basically" Crit1kal. Stop that.
 
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Tokitae said:
(First post here, whaddup?)
I stumbled across this person's blog and they had a list of their headmates linked. This isn't even the whole page.

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Even their multiple personalities have multiple personalities... :\
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I want cr1tikal to narrate my life too, but Jesus Christ...:c
 
Tokitae said:
(First post here, whaddup?)
I stumbled across this person's blog and they had a list of their headmates linked. This isn't even the whole page.

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Even their multiple personalities have multiple personalities... :\
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They have those names that 40-something suburban Wine Moms tend to give their children. Blaike. Matelynn. Rowan. You know?

Also, their headmates are dating different people at the same time? How does that work? Wtf is a qpp?
 
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lainiwakuraa said:
Also, their headmates are dating different people at the same time? How does that work? Wtf is a qpp?
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QPP means 'queerplatonic partner', which is a dumbshit term that originally came from the tumblr asexual community.
Basically means you have a super special close relationship but you don't fuck. 'Best friends' didn't sound radikweer enough, you see. :tumblr:
 
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kidsquid said:
Tumblr's a fucking gold mine today and it's not even 1pm.
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Yes because your skin colour will protect you from sunburns. Enjoy your cancer, bro.
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Incidentally, the erroneous belief that black people can't get sunburned leads to more cases of skin cancer being fatal, particularly melanoma, among black people, although they are less likely to get them in the first place. Also, since melanomas are often brown or black, they're more difficult to detect when they do occur, and often are not caught in time.

Melanomas, after all, occur in the melanocytes, which produce melanin. Guess who has a lot of that?

This isn't a huge tragedy if it happens to tumblr morons, but it's a fairly prevalent belief in the normal population as well.
 
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The same person I posted before also has a before you follow, because of course they do...
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Highlights:
  • Being "anti-otherkin" is top of a "things that suck" list that also includes actual racism, sexism, homophobia etc.
  • Apparently not liking mages in a fictional game is just as bad as being into incest and pedophilia (unless it's a coping mechanism!!1!)
It turns out I might have actually met this person at one point through a mutual friend in the RP community, but I barely recognised them due to all... this. I do feel a little bad making fun of them-
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- sorry, "wire"- but Goddamn. *sigh*
 
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