Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Sasha]

So what's her disability ? Does she have facial palsy too ? I guess she'd kill to be a prolific songwriter like awesome Russ, and that's why she's obsessed with him

 

[AnOminous]

Nothing calling him ugly or slackjawed or a sex pest or pathetic or any of our nicknames for him. There's nothing actually insulting in the email. I don't think Russ' ego would allow that.

As much as he waves around his "disability" like a flag, he'd never admit he's a slurping, drooling retard who is ugly as shit, looks like a homeless bum, and continually acts like a perverted sex pest who can't take no, or fuck off, or fuck off or I'll call the cops for an answer.

And any kiwi or non-kiwi who also hates his guts would make sure to put all that shit in there.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

A ponytail in an attacker’s grip means he now has ALL of your hair in his grip and thus a better hold on you, if your hair is long but loose, he flails out for a handful, catches only a small amount and you can still pull away, albeit with a bit of hair missing.

Next week on Shit All Women Are Taught At A Young Age That Men Never Even Have To Consider…

(Lucky for us, Russ’ stubby tard fingers would likely be unable to grab a large handful of hair as effectively in a spontaneous gesture.)

Women only have to consider things like this because they refuse to prioritize their safety over their appearance, instead counting on men to serve as their protectors. You chose this reality.

 

[AnOminous]

Women only have to consider things like this because they refuse to prioritize their safety over their appearance, instead counting on men to serve as their protectors. You chose this reality.

More like evolution did.

 

[The Great Citracett]

As much as he waves around his "disability" like a flag, he'd never admit he's a slurping, drooling retard who is ugly as shit, looks like a homeless bum, and continually acts like a perverted sex pest who can't take no, or fuck off, or fuck off or I'll call the cops for an answer.

And any kiwi or non-kiwi who also hates his guts would make sure to put all that shit in there.

I have to agree with Skordas when he called it a "Perceived Disability."

He's only as disabled as he wants to be, and that's mainly when he thinks it might get him special treatment, or celebrity pussy.

 

[my lovely trauma lumps]

Alright lads, you win, I've come to say hi because this has been the funniest week of my life and it seems rude of me to at least not pop in to thank everyone for the encouraging comments and messages. Do I need to tweet something or message someone to verify it's me?

Can't believe that I can never tell anyone IRL about my twitter account now. Being a miserable prostitute is one thing, but joining Kiwifarms? Unforgiveable. I wish I'd been noticed by a cool website like Reddit or 9gag instead.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Alright lads, you win, I've come to say hi because this has been the funniest week of my life and it seems rude of me to at least not pop in to thank everyone for the encouraging comments and messages. Do I need to tweet something or message someone to verify it's me?

Can't believe that I can never tell anyone IRL about my twitter account now. Being a miserable prostitute is one thing, but joining Kiwifarms? Unforgiveable. I wish I'd been noticed by a cool website like Reddit or 9gag instead.

You'll need to go to talk to staff start a thread and get them to verify you. Welcome to the farms, you can checkout anytime you like but you can never leave.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Alright lads, you win, I've come to say hi because this has been the funniest week of my life and it seems rude of me to at least not pop in to thank everyone for the encouraging comments and messages. Do I need to tweet something or message someone to verify it's me?

Can't believe that I can never tell anyone IRL about my twitter account now. Being a miserable prostitute is one thing, but joining Kiwifarms? Unforgiveable. I wish I'd been noticed by a cool website like Reddit or 9gag instead.

Thank you for giving us a week of laughter. I salute your unflagging dedication.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Women only have to consider things like this because they refuse to prioritize their safety over their appearance, instead counting on men to serve as their protectors. You chose this reality.

No woman puts their hair in a ponytail for appearances. Get over yourself.

 

[RussianParasite]

I wish I'd been noticed by a cool website like Reddit or 9gag instead.

Surely this calls for an instant ban, mods?

Welcome to the most autistic place on the internet, and thanks for the lulz this past week. I can’t wait to see what Russ does next.

 

[Just A Butt]

Being a miserable prostitute is one thing, but joining Kiwifarms?

Normally I’d do this on your profile but it’s all locked down and shit so whatever: you should probably calm down a little. Yea it’s been a fun week, but people who let this stuff go to their heads usually don’t last long.
Anyway, welcome I guess.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Surely this calls for an instant ban, mods?

Welcome to the most autistic place on the internet, and thanks for the lulz this past week. I can’t wait to see what Russ does next.

Ordinarily I'd agree. But after the last week of the funniest roasting of Russel I've ever seen I think the mods should let it slide this time.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

She looks like those Rule 63 pictures of Null. Rate me how you will.

That's the joke...

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

Women only have to consider things like this because they refuse to prioritize their safety over their appearance, instead counting on men to serve as their protectors. You chose this reality.

We stopped counting on men as our "protectors" because they're the ones we need to be protected from, Dipshit. We've been "considering" various safety measures from men since ye olden days where instead of "check under your car" it was "don't complain about him spending all your money on booze or he'll leave you and the kids with broken bones" or "don't speak above a certain volume about knowing how to ease muscle aches or they'll burn you for witchcraft."

 

[my lovely trauma lumps]

Don't know what you lot are on about. That's definitely a real picture of me. Please pay no attention to the Faceapp logo in the corner, it's a virus on my phone.

 

[Space Cooter]

Don't know what you lot are on about. That's definitely a real picture of me. Please pay no attention to the Faceapp logo in the corner, it's a virus on my phone.

Welcome. You have provided some excellent entertainment that I think is only just beginning.

Also ladies. You're being baited with the very low effort"women deserve it comments". Come on. If you want to discuss how men are the root of all evil (I don't necessarily disagree) can you please take it elsewhere? We are trying to laugh at a borderline retard who put a cell phone screen shot of Hitler in a law suit.

 

[Cilleystring]

I will not tolerate you people saying all men are evil when we have proof in this very thread of a man who has dedicated his life to making the world a safer place for sex workers, a fairer place for the disabled, and more inspirational place for everyone.

Shame on you all.

Spoiler: That man

Greg Skordas

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Alright lads, you win, I've come to say hi because this has been the funniest week of my life and it seems rude of me to at least not pop in to thank everyone for the encouraging comments and messages. Do I need to tweet something or message someone to verify it's me?

Can't believe that I can never tell anyone IRL about my twitter account now. Being a miserable prostitute is one thing, but joining Kiwifarms? Unforgiveable. I wish I'd been noticed by a cool website like Reddit or 9gag instead.

Welcome to the world’s premier alt-right forum. Please provide documentation that you've caused at least one suicide to have your account authenticated.

We are trying to laugh at a borderline retard who put a cell phone screen shot of Hitler in a law suit.

That image makes me giggle, more than the letter (fake or not) itself. Maybe it's just because I imagine the judge having to flip through this filing and then being unexpectedly confronted by a photo of Hitler.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Welcome to the world’s premier alt-right forum. Please provide documentation that you've caused at least one suicide to have your account authenticated.

That image makes me giggle, more than the letter (fake or not) itself. Maybe it's just because I imagine the judge having to flip through this filing and then being unexpectedly confronted by a photo of Hitler.

I used to think Russel wrote the e-mail and now I'm on the fence leaning towards it was a troll. Every time I imagine the judge reading through Russels latest filing and coming across a picture of Hitler in lederhosen I can help but laugh.

 

[my lovely trauma lumps]

Welcome to the world’s premier alt-right forum. Please provide documentation that you've caused at least one suicide to have your account authenticated.

I've probably killed a few marriages, does that count for anything?