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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,258
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Post date 2021-04-27 Join Date 2018-10-05
D&D BEYOND FORUMS


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Pocket Dragoon said:
I fully expect that someone on the Tranch reads this thread; maybe they saw a glimmer of what was headed their way, and decided to stymie things.
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KF is without a doubt the Tranch's greatest ally. If they had the balls (pun intended) to get past the occasional 'lol tranny' or general insults then the sheer breadth of knowledge posted in this thread is enough for them to potentially turn the entire operation around and unfuck the majority of their problems.

The Farms offers more to the tranch in terms of actionable advice from experienced people than any of the other random twitter trannies harping on about muh oppression and muh livelihood, while they down their expensive horse piss hormones and live in comfortable apartments mooching off normal people.

Wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if one of the tranchers was browsing the thread and saw how nuclear Kindness had become and actually paid attention to the posters here for once. However it doesn't take a genius to notice that Kindness is a time bomb with a manic fuse.

As much as the trancheros love to demonize KF, has this thread ever been wrong when it pointed out problems?
 
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titty skeleton said:
KF is without a doubt the Tranch's greatest ally. If they had the balls (pun intended) to get past the occasional 'lol tranny' or general insults then the sheer breadth of knowledge posted in this thread is enough for them to potentially turn the entire operation around and unfuck the majority of their problems.

The Farms offers more to the tranch in terms of actionable advice from experienced people than any of the other random twitter trannies harping on about muh oppression and muh livelihood, while they down their expensive horse piss hormones and live in comfortable apartments mooching off normal people.

Wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if one of the tranchers was browsing the thread and saw how nuclear Kindness had become and actually paid attention to the posters here for once. However it doesn't take a genius to notice that Kindness is a time bomb with a manic fuse.

As much as the trancheros love to demonize KF, has this thread ever been wrong when it pointed out problems?
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You're giving them way too much credit. The tranch hasn't had an all points meeting to say "we've examined Kindness's social media and identified quite a few red flags".

She was being manic and annoying, and the tranchers - having the social graces of a disabled swan - either tried to pretend they were fine with her but failed so badly that even Kindness saw through it, or they just harshly told her to knock it off. Maybe throw some passive aggressive huffing and puffing and eye rolls into the mix, although I imagine Penny would be fairly direct in this scenario.
 
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It literally sounds like someone said, "Well, I'm tired, gonna go to sleep," and she spent the next 14 hours turning over the words in her mind and knowing, knowing, it is all about her.

IF her nanny job is actually real, it kind of sounds like her only "interactions" were via passive-aggressive emails/texts/notes left around the house and quick conversations as she's passing the parents on the way out the door. They seemed to have created elaborate regulations on exactly WHEN she was allowed to talk to them. And the rest of the time was spent watching My Little Pony with 3-year-olds. None of that is prep for spending a full day with members of your peer group.
 
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Old Fart said:
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What?!? She just left a job where she's been so long she co-raised a couple of infants to childhood but she's not socialised? How not?

I'm not jumping to conclusions as to whether Penny or any other particular rancher berated her. She probably just noticed that nobody except Bonnie and perhaps Kevin took an interest in her.
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Honestly sounds like kindness is just having a shit fucking time at the ranch and is coping about it
 
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I think she's probably just challenged Penny's authority in some way. Not overtly, but probably asked why they didn't do something X way instead of they way they do it. I think she got smacked down because Penny has to mark his territory. Her cowboy DID larp thing reminded me a lot of a parody of Penny, so maybe Penny feels a little threatened that she might be able to lure people to her side with the power of an actual vagina.
 
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Checking her twitter now, she went for a morning hike with Bonnie and was having a good time. I think we're reading too much into this on the tranch side: Alyssa overreacts at the slightest things, and her moods change fast. She'll be agonizing at a mistake for a moment (like her videos) to an hour then get distracted and then super overwhelmed by joy or another emotion. While she is a psychological study dream we still can't tell what she has, but that fact has remained consistent along with her being incredibly unreliable as a source. I'll start to get worried when other tranchers get passive aggressive on twitter.com.
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Hey guys, should we be concerned?
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If Bonnie (likely) has an impregnation fetish, fucking yes we should. If not it's him being gross. As long as Alyssa is there, I'm concerned.
 
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AMHOLIO said:
If Bonnie (likely) has an impregnation fetish, fucking yes we should. If not it's him being gross. As long as Alyssa is there, I'm concerned.
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Getting a chick like this pregnant is the worst thing that could happen to everyone involved, and possibly, to all of America. They are irresponsible dipshits to ever EVER bang her bareback. She will be incredibly lucky if all she takes from the ranch is flamin' hot PID.
 
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You can tell he hasn't gotten laid in a long while if he can't stop telling everyone that he is finally getting some. Is this the first vagina he's ever fucked?

Reminds me of a really gross overweight couple I encountered at a Rite-Aid once. Walked down the aisle the condoms were in and they were practically yelling about which kind to get and giggling. They wanted everyone to know they were having sex. I guess all that sexual frustration makes it seem like people ought to be throwing you a ticker tape parade for this huge achievement that has eluded you until now. For most other young people their age, that was just a regular Friday night.

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Getting a chick like this pregnant is the worst thing that could happen to everyone involved, and possibly, to all of America. They are irresponsible dipshits to ever EVER bang her bareback. She will be incredibly lucky if all she takes from the ranch is flamin' hot PID.
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She claims to have lost a baby already. I 100% am certain we will have a pregnancy scare at some point. She'll "lose" the baby again if she isn't actually knocked up. If she gets pregnant, though, there's a pretty good chance she'd insist on keeping it and that is horrifying.
 
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Apparently the ritual Kindness Bony Pancake was contemplating involved the ritual sacrifice of an owl:

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She has since deleted this tweet. Perhaps these psychos finally got some pushback.

I can think of so sensible reason to kill an owl on a ranch. They keep the vermin down. This is straight up insanity.

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AprilRains said:
Apparently the ritual Kindness Bony Pancake was contemplating involved the ritual sacrifice of an owl:

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She has since deleted this tweet. Perhaps these psychos finally got some pushback.

I can think of so sensible reason to kill an owl on a ranch. They keep the vermin down. This is straight up insanity.
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are you sure it's just not schizophrenic word salad?
 
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