Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Grift Garrison]

I think its time Agent BitterWhore is assigned to cause chaos with the Tranch; her work with Greer is done.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

Welcome. You have provided some excellent entertainment that I think is only just beginning.

Also ladies. You're being baited with the very low effort"women deserve it comments". Come on. If you want to discuss how men are the root of all evil (I don't necessarily disagree) can you please take it elsewhere? We are trying to laugh at a borderline retard who put a cell phone screen shot of Hitler in a law suit.

Mea culpa. And of course men are not the root of all evil: selfishness is.

I think if Russ isn't the one who wrote it, then it's still not an actual Farmer. I know that plenty of idiots on here violate the no contact rule, but usually when that happens on here, it doesn't happen in the midst of a lawsuit or major event. It usually happens when there is a lull in activity, which is definitely not what is happening now. I would not put it past a redditor to have done this. But I am still leaning heavily towards Russ since 1) I do think this sounds like him doing an impression of what he thinks Farmers talk like 2) The constant compliments, especially the stuff about how his legal arguments were worth considering, 3) Russ thinks everyone is as stupid as he is and will just spill the beans on their "acts" the way he does. He is the only person who would think this is plausible. And 4) He's pulled shit like this before with the Hoff letter. Only this time he has "learned" and hasn't given it to anyone to proofread and done it through something somewhat untraceable, which he probably thinks is a genius move that no one would see through, the way he does with many of his antics.

Anyways, I hope @my lovely trauma lumps stays or at least drops in occasionally not just for lulz but for insight. I know being a hooker in Britain vs being one in the US is going to differ, but from what I hear those ladies network and I hope you will be able to fill in some blanks here and there and provide possible further lulz as a result.. I remember we had a user here a while back who either worked in a brothel or frequented one who told us that getting flowers from a John is considered shit luck, so Russ's "romantic gesture" was even more idiotic and I laughed about that for a solid week.

 

[Uzumaki]

Also this may be the single stupidest argument Russhole has ever made.

"WhoreBitter is from the Kiwi Farms. It is known."

He's clearly appealing to the Dothraki school of jurisprudence.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I've probably killed a few marriages, does that count for anything?

Yes, that's acceptable. Bonus if a guy left his wife thinking you'd marry him and you laughed coldly while boarding a private plane to Dubai to meet your obscenely wealthy Arab sugar daddy. We'll venmo you a dollar in that instance.

 

[Blackwell Abyss]

her work with Greer is done

I don't know about that. Russtard getting utterly blown the fuck out by a prostitute is never not going to be funny

 

[DrJonesHat]

I used to think Russel wrote the e-mail and now I'm on the fence leaning towards it was a troll. Every time I imagine the judge reading through Russels latest filing and coming across a picture of Hitler in lederhosen I can help but laugh.

I hope the judge passes that one around the courthouse. "Hey Bob, have you ever gotten a picture of Hitler in lederhosen? Nah, I just got a picture of the plaintiff naked in a hot tub."

 

[VinegarPussy]

Alright lads, you win, I've come to say hi because this has been the funniest week of my life and it seems rude of me to at least not pop in to thank everyone for the encouraging comments and messages. Do I need to tweet something or message someone to verify it's me?

Can't believe that I can never tell anyone IRL about my twitter account now. Being a miserable prostitute is one thing, but joining Kiwifarms? Unforgiveable. I wish I'd been noticed by a cool website like Reddit or 9gag instead.

Welcome! We’re glad you’ve decided to join the party.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Normally I’d do this on your profile but it’s all locked down and shit so whatever: you should probably calm down a little. Yea it’s been a fun week, but people who let this stuff go to their heads usually don’t last long.
Anyway, welcome I guess.

I think by referring to herself as a "miserable prostitute" she's shown that she doesn't take herself too seriously.

 

[Vermilion]

I used to think Russel wrote the e-mail and now I'm on the fence leaning towards it was a troll. Every time I imagine the judge reading through Russels latest filing and coming across a picture of Hitler in lederhosen I can help but laugh.

I'm partial to a third option: that he paid an ESL on Fiverr to write it for him. It's just too on the nose for sounding like a troll but the only voice you can think of is Anonymous circa 2010.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I think by referring to herself as a "miserable prostitute" she's shown that she doesn't take herself too seriously.

Yeah, she can clearly laugh at herself. That's good. Whereas Russ doesn't think he has any flaws, so any hint that he's less than perfect is met with a furious response. And a lawsuit. And possibly an angry post. I do think that since she warned everyone about Russ's sordid past, she was genuinely alarmed at his attempts to infiltrate sex worker communities, but once she found out what an easily-excitable idiot he is, she joined the fun.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Alright lads, you win, I've come to say hi because this has been the funniest week of my life and it seems rude of me to at least not pop in to thank everyone for the encouraging comments and messages. Do I need to tweet something or message someone to verify it's me?

Can't believe that I can never tell anyone IRL about my twitter account now. Being a miserable prostitute is one thing, but joining Kiwifarms? Unforgiveable. I wish I'd been noticed by a cool website like Reddit or 9gag instead.

Welcome to the Orchards, drinks are in the cooler over yonder and grab a burger while you can. You have provided us with loads of laughter at Pipsqueak's expense.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Just spent 20 minutes explaining the PAC and ensuing Twitter hooker drama to TractorHusband. By the look on his face he is clearly questioning his life choices of marrying an insane rambling mad woman.

Lucky you, HollywoodWife has no patience listening to Russ lore. She just looks at me and is like "Okay, have you talked to your mom lately?"

Ding ding ding! This is the winning (losing) element that kills most guys' success with women, not the "flowers vs. negging" debate. What tanks a Nice Guy and a PUA both is not realizing women might be actual full-fleshed human beings with complex inner minds. They think just "Do X, receive Y"; whether X equals flowers and dinner or casual insults and subtle emotional undermining depends on where the guy falls on the bluepill/redpill spectrum. Even if you *could* develop the Free Pussy Equation, it would contain so many variables based on the woman's internal psychology and previous responses and current environment that you'd need HAL 9000 whispering in your ear like Cyrano de Bergerac just to use it.

Everything we know about the PUA/Nice Guy/Mano-sphere is Hollywood bullshit. If you ever watch a PUA YouTube video, they're always in a 3rd world country where prostitution is rampant. They'll charge losers who buy into their bullshit $10,000 to come with them to these 3rd world countries where the PUA/mentor would pay $100 for a prostitute to pretend to be a random woman on the street for their "student" to hit on and get laid.

"Negging" isn't a thing. There's teasing (i.e. flirting), but actually bringing a woman's self-esteem down isn't going to want her to fuck you, or a woman that would fuck you for doing that isn't a woman worth fucking.

Anyways....


Russ is a (failed) school shooter, and like other school shooters, they never get laid.

 

[Cilleystring]

@Hollywood Hitler Russ is gonna think you sent that email to him

 

[RodgerDodger]

Don't know what you lot are on about. That's definitely a real picture of me. Please pay no attention to the Faceapp logo in the corner, it's a virus on my phone.

Clearly a Ginger with no soul. Her story checks out

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

@Hollywood Hitler Russ is gonna think you sent that email to him

I DID IT, I ADMIT IT! MY FATHER AND MOTHER ARE ANGRY AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope he screenshots me in his next lawsuit. Russ probably thinks that the mail man is a gangstalker. That fucking kook.

 

[my lovely trauma lumps]

Anyways, I hope @my lovely trauma lumps stays or at least drops in occasionally not just for lulz but for insight. I know being a hooker in Britain vs being one in the US is going to differ, but from what I hear those ladies network and I hope you will be able to fill in some blanks here and there and provide possible further lulz as a result.. I remember we had a user here a while back who either worked in a brothel or frequented one who told us that getting flowers from a John is considered shit luck, so Russ's "romantic gesture" was even more idiotic and I laughed about that for a solid week.

I probably won't be as active as I am on twitter, I'll hang around and check in when I can though!

Precisely, I can only speak about indie SWers in the UK, so what I say might not be true for every hooker ever - the common tropes and annoyances vary depending on the type of work you do and where you're based, but I'm happy to share my thoughts on general sex work stuff if anyone finds it useful or interesting.

Gifts from clients are usually terrible. The best thing to give a hooker is just more cash, but that's not romantic or intimate enough for them so they bring useless shit instead.

Spoiler: Presents 4 prostitutes powerlevelling

Flowers are annoying because you have to find a place to put them immediately so they don't wilt, & unless it's an booking at your own home you've got to travel back with them afterwards, it's always the ones who want you to exercise discretion and get weird about screening who think that there's nothing suspicious about a 22 year old woman leaving the hotel room of a 57 year old bloke with flowers. They'll probably be thrown away immediately if you've got allergies or flowers that leave pollen stains everywhere or are toxic to pets/kids.
Also kinda annoying is stuff like chocolates, food gifts etc, like with flowers we'd rather just have the tenner they've wasted on it to buy something more useful instead.
Alcohol can be hit or miss, if they bring wine they often open it at the booking so you don't even get to save it for an enjoyable occasion lol. Sometimes they'll even bring booze with them but take the half finished bottle when they leave.

Punters love shit like giving us books that they think we'll enjoy reading, cause they think that the "wow I just love having sex with old men" persona is real and that we share our actual interests with them. Books are one of my most hated because they always expect you to actually read it so they can ask you about it at the next booking. Makes me feel like, cheers mate, as if it wasn't enough to pretend to like you as a person for an hour, now you've assigned me homework too??

Designer handbags and jewellery can be OK as they're quite easily resellable, but then again clients often expect to see you wearing them at every booking.
Also well meaning but unhelpful are things like giftcards for expensive lingerie stores where the value of the card isn't anywhere near the price of the stuff they sell, so it's basically just a money off voucher unless you sell it on or collect them up til you have enough to afford one of the pricier sets.

They'll sometimes buy things that are obviously only for their benefit to fulfil a kink - fetish gear and equipment, sex toys - so then you have to work out a way to discretely take a 4 foot long spreader bar out of a hotel room and on the bus, store and look after latex clothing, etc. If you don't advertise as a fetish provider then you're unlikely to get use out of the weirder stuff with another client. And the items are usually the cheapest, nastiest quality stuff, you don't want to be getting using dildos off Wish that'll give you cancer and shitty PU wristcuffs that will rip within a few uses.

Unless it's something we've specifically said we want/need, pretty much every gift will be sneered at by us ungrateful whores since cash is always preferable for us to just choose what to use it on, whether that's website costs, dog treats, a takeaway or a charity donation. Or legal fees...

Gotta head out for the day now but thanks all for the warm welcome! And yeah I'll happily roast myself with everyone else, I've got a pretty dry sense of humour but appreciate that it might not translate well when to me it's clear that I'm joking when I say I'm the sexiest, funniest person in the world. I'm well aware that I'm a degenerate mentally ill weirdo who cyberbullies disabled men on the Internet for entertainment and that I shag men for money because I'm too lazy for a real job, there's no chance I'm putting myself on a pedestal here - I joined cause it seems like taking the piss out of ourselves & each other without getting sensitive about it is all part of the fun, right? The post saying I'm trashy and worthless had me in stitches, I had to share it to my groupchats like "he's not wrong though, not a single word of this is a lie?" cause it was so astute.

Take care everyone, in the meantime it would be hugely appreciated if anyone could draw my attention to anything particularly interesting or funny that Russell has done that I haven't shared on twitter yet, otherwise I'll have a look through the thread index at some point later this week and work off that.

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

This was inevitable. I'm only surprised it took so long, honestly. Russ really thinks he gets a fresh start in life with every new social media account/harebrained scheme to become famous/get his dick wet.

I looked up that group. This is their website. They're actual advocates for sex workers, not advocates for Russ-getting-his-dick-sucked, so while they should be a group he at least pretends to want to align with, the reality is they're too smart and he's too stupid for them to ever work together. I wonder if he only popped up on their radar because he wrote them a letter demanding a grant or something. Asking a non-grant giving organization for money for a cause that's only tangentially related to their work and also in another country is very on-brand for Russ.

Regardless of how they discovered him, I'm pretty pleased that actual advocates have caught onto his game and are spreading the truth. Not only because a miserable Russ is an hilarious Russ, but because it feels like there might be some kinda justice in the world after all.

I hope these non-Kiwi trolls are completely merciless. And we know they're non-Kiwi trolls, despite what Russ says.

Edit to add: I'm also convinced he's seeing a therapist. The language he's using comes straight from a talk session. I've suspected it for a while, but his latest pearl of wisdom about not bottling up your feelings seals it for me. I'm still unsure who "people close to Greer" are, because texting late at night and calling his adversaries "cowards" doesn't sound like something a therapist would do. But some of his other self-help nonsense really does make it seem like he has a therapist and he's now bragging (in a very Russ way) about his amazing support network of people close to him he can text in the middle of the night when the trolls have given him a sad. As though someone told him he should be grateful to have that network, since not everyone does, and he took this to mean (once again) that he was just that incredibly special.

Non rhetorical question:

How dumb do you have to be not to understand that, being THAT FUCKING UGLY, you had DAMNED WELL better be wealthy before wasting your time and energy even THINKING about getting with a chick and I mean even a streetwalker?

 

[The Un-Clit]

Alright lads, you win, I've come to say hi because this has been the funniest week of my life and it seems rude of me to at least not pop in to thank everyone for the encouraging comments and messages. Do I need to tweet something or message someone to verify it's me?

Can't believe that I can never tell anyone IRL about my twitter account now. Being a miserable prostitute is one thing, but joining Kiwifarms? Unforgiveable. I wish I'd been noticed by a cool website like Reddit or 9gag instead.

Gotta join the crowd of drooling simps and say "welcome aboard, we fucking love your way with words and thank you for your complete savage beatdown of Russhole Greer's ego and political dreams."

You seem to have the right bitter sense of humor, I think you will find a lot to amuse you here along with Russell Greer. I strongly suggest the Jon/Jessica Yaniv forum for your next tasty treat.

Have fun!

 

[Empyrea]

I'm with you girl. Explaining to the Conslutusband the Russell storyline makes his eyeball twitch. Melinda gets a full eyeroll. God help our men because there is obviously no help for us.

Just adding on: boyfriend came to have lunch with me a bit ago and found me dying of laughter in my car reading his filing from yesterday. He waits as I calm down and says "is it the retard with the fucked face again?". It just set me off again. He doesn't get it.

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another twitter whore with a Russel story. Waiting for her to drop screenshots of the interaction, she said she has to dig for them.

Wait a mo, isn't Robyn the name of the chick he tried to "represent" in his brothel case? I'll search back in a moment. Nope, was wrong, that was Tricia Christie. Not sure why Robyn sounds familiar in conjunction with Russ.

Alright lads, you win, I've come to say hi because this has been the funniest week of my life and it seems rude of me to at least not pop in to thank everyone for the encouraging comments and messages. Do I need to tweet something or message someone to verify it's me?

Can't believe that I can never tell anyone IRL about my twitter account now. Being a miserable prostitute is one thing, but joining Kiwifarms? Unforgiveable. I wish I'd been noticed by a cool website like Reddit or 9gag instead.

Just wanted to thank you for you Null fanfiction. You've legitimately brightened my week multiple times already. <3

I recommend all his legal filings and his music videos if you've not looked them all over. They're gold.

 

[Butters scotch]

I'm on page 3094, there's 3110. I've been reading this thread for the last 8 hours on and off as work stuff comes up.

You step away for a couple of days and BOOM, insanity reaches level 10 and trauma lumps need tending.