Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[mandatorylurk]

Has Blob gone a single day without tweeting? Maybe at least 12 hours at the longest between tweets?

 

[Nobue]

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Some part of me wants to see Bob find a nice girl, hit it off, start dating and such and making progress... give him hope that he might not be forever alone...

Then she finds out he's pro-choice and swiftly dumps him.

Mostly because I'm curious if he'll double down on the choice side out of rage, or suddenly switch to pro-life to try and get that pussy.

I'm not contributing to the thread, but I'd gladly impregnate the goth on the right

 

[Flexo]

I'm not contributing to the thread, but I'd gladly impregnate the goth on the right

 

[TopTierHealer]

In the words of Nagatoro-chan: "How can one man be this much of a gross virgin"

I am a firm believer that people who post NTR should face the wall (alongside MAPS, Furries, ABDL's, cucks/bulls, journalists and bankers) but I would allow a Moviebob NTR scenario. The only question, who would be the heroine: a troon, an angel or hot dog girl?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

In the words of Nagatoro-chan: "How can one man be this much of a gross virgin"

I am a firm believer that people who post NTR should face the wall (alongside MAPS, Furries, ABDL's, cucks/bulls, journalists and bankers) but I would allow a Moviebob NTR scenario. The only question, who would be the heroine: a troon, an angel or hot dog girl?

Lindsay and the Bull is Trump so Bob could whine how Trump stole his "china" like how he blamed him for stealing his Halloween

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

If "person" is a term of art and not law (and it most certainly IS a term of Law, as the Supreme Court of Canada declared unilaterally and without science that a Fetus Is Not A Person Under The Law - meaning, in that very specific context - a Fetus Has No Rights), then what the fuck is blobbert babbling about? Doesn't that indicate a subjectiveness that destroys his ostensibly objective argument that he's trying to make? How does he know a Fetus ISN'T a person? What part of Science told him this? Or is he just relying on PP talking points which he thinks will get him laid, because "Clump of Cells" is a meaningless concept in regards to embryos pretty much after a week past fertilization? It's like Bob, my dude, whatever women you're simping for, they're not even going to have abortions with you.

If Bob actually understood the science he worships, then it would dawn on him that he too is nothing more than a clump of cells.
A massive clump of cells, but made of the same cells no less.

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Some part of me wants to see Bob find a nice girl, hit it off, start dating and such and making progress... give him hope that he might not be forever alone...

Then she finds out he's pro-choice and swiftly dumps him.

Mostly because I'm curious if he'll double down on the choice side out of rage, or suddenly switch to pro-life to try and get that pussy.

He'll double down with rage, while e-stalking her.

"Fuck Farm Land, National Parks, and Nature Preserves "- People Who Want Unlimited Immigration

Bob, while in some regards does things that would warrant a "Not All Lefties" (TM), such as being a sexpest, MCU/Disney worshiper, giant manchild, he is thoroughly known for "saying the quiet part out loud".

A lot of them low-key do either 1) force the rural people to migrate back to cities or 2) just turn every small town into a bustling metropolis.

Lindsay and the Bull is Trump so Bob could whine how Trump stole his "china" like how he blamed him for stealing his Halloween

The fuck does Bob do on Halloween anyways?
Its not like he's going to parties or doing halloween-themed bar crawls, its not like he has kids to take trick-or-treating.

I'd say he could dress up as Mario and shove his face full of sweets, but I have the hunch he does that even when it's not Halloween.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

If Bob actually understood the science he worships, then it would dawn on him that he too is nothing more than a clump of cells.
A massive clump of cells, but made of the same cells no less.

He'll double down with rage, while e-stalking her.


Bob, while in some regards does things that would warrant a "Not All Lefties" (TM), such as being a sexpest, MCU/Disney worshiper, giant manchild, he is thoroughly known for "saying the quiet part out loud".

A lot of them low-key do either 1) force the rural people to migrate back to cities or 2) just turn every small town into a bustling metropolis.

The fuck does Bob do on Halloween anyways?
Its not like he's going to parties or doing halloween-themed bar crawls, its not like he has kids to take trick-or-treating.

I'd say he could dress up as Mario and shove his face full of sweets, but I have the hunch he does that even when it's not Halloween.

Bob probably trick or treats with his brothers kids so he can get candy without looking like a fat manchild

 

[dzonatan]

Has Blob gone a single day without tweeting? Maybe at least 12 hours at the longest between tweets?

Joined March 2011.
That's about 3500 days.
Has made 262600 tweets since then.
262600 / 3500 = 75 tweets a day.

Assuming he churns out 1 tweet/minute that's still 1 hour and 15 minutes on just typing alone.
I will make an assumption that he spends a minute to read other people tweets so we have a total of 2 hour and 30 minutes.

No, the terminally online blob has never missed a day to tweet.
And if he did then that would amount to being half a working shift on the next day to make up for it.

 

[Koby_Fish]

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Some part of me wants to see Bob find a nice girl, hit it off, start dating and such and making progress... give him hope that he might not be forever alone...

Then she finds out he's pro-choice and swiftly dumps him.

Mostly because I'm curious if he'll double down on the choice side out of rage, or suddenly switch to pro-life to try and get that pussy.

I'm pretty sure when Bob meets a girl one of the first things he does is vett her for her views on abortion, because Heaven Forbid he date any Mayoghoul Believer because Only Believers Hate Women's Rights/Abortion, apparently. But even then, if he finds a super pro choice woman, that still doesn't mean she'd have any abortions with him. But hey, if anyone ever invented the pickup line "Hey baby wanna have abortions with me?" it would be moviebob.

Don't forget how people like Bob claim to follow a socialist ideology, yet look down upon the working class.

That's because he unilaterally redefined "working class". Coalmining, factory working, hell just manual labor in general, is no longer "working class" at least in Bob's eyes because he thinks the soopeeryah fyootchah means these jobs will cease to exist due to magical scientific automation. Jerbs that are "obsolete" because eventually that labor will be replaced by machinery and thus no longer exists, even while it still exists. Instead, Bob believes (lol) that the Thinkers are going to be the new Working Class, using their Minds to think and thus labor in this way. After all, it's the Thinkers that will Think The Things that the robots can assemble and bring forth the Soopeeryah Fyootchah! Since Bob considers himself a Thinker(TM), he thinks he is "Working Class" because his thinking is "work". Bob got ahead of himself though, which is why breadtube is not impressed with his bullshit.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Which is also why everything these days is a reboot. They're allergic to new ideas or independent thought, and need to have everything be their 80's/90's childhood nostalgiawank on a loop.

Sorry, this post is a bit late but I’ve always wondered, why are modern writers so against new ideas and independent thoughts?

 

[Meat Target]

Sorry, this post is a bit late but I’ve always wondered, why are modern writers so against new ideas and independent thoughts?

Laziness and commitment to ideological orthodoxy.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

That's because he unilaterally redefined "working class". Coalmining, factory working, hell just manual labor in general, is no longer "working class" at least in Bob's eyes because he thinks the soopeeryah fyootchah means these jobs will cease to exist due to magical scientific automation. Jerbs that are "obsolete" because eventually that labor will be replaced by machinery and thus no longer exists, even while it still exists. Instead, Bob believes (lol) that the Thinkers are going to be the new Working Class, using their Minds to think and thus labor in this way. After all, it's the Thinkers that will Think The Things that the robots can assemble and bring forth the Soopeeryah Fyootchah! Since Bob considers himself a Thinker(TM), he thinks he is "Working Class" because his thinking is "work". Bob got ahead of himself though, which is why breadtube is not impressed with his bullshit.

He may well be right about automation and post-scarcity rendering physical labor obsolete. However, Bob still wouldn't be a member of the "thinker" class simply because he doesn't think at all.

 

[cypocryphy]

Hey, Chris...according to your brother if you're white in the USA you live life on easy mode and you suck if you can't be successful. .....

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Laziness and commitment to ideological orthodoxy.

Okay, I understand the laziness but what is ideological orthodoxy?

 

[Meat Target]

what is ideological orthodoxy?

Whatever the Clown Cathedral says it is at any given moment.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Sorry, this post is a bit late but I’ve always wondered, why are modern writers so against new ideas and independent thoughts?

Because money

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Hey, Chris...according to your brother if you're white in the USA you live life on easy mode and you suck if you can't be successful. .....

Bob's a good example of being successful. He's part of the film industry AND the tech industry! A true working-class industrial hero!

Also women love him, he has the photos.

And he can bench 350.

And....

 

[make_it_so]

So, is Bob straight up advocating for "demographic replacement?" Why are you making an alt-right dogwhistle, Bob?

Oh shit guys!, Robert just found the answer for the immigration issue, just drop people in the middle west, problem solved.

What, you have to make sure there is a infro structure in place to receive such a high amount of people in such a short period of time? And structure doesn't mean just housing, but power grid, schooling, policing, sewers system expansion and a myriad of other incredibly difficult logistic managerial issues that would cost even more public money that the goverment doesn't have and is tethering on yet another economic recession over the inflation that is going out of control?

And we are not even acknowledge the fact of where and how these people will work and sustain themselves. I was under the impression Robert here wanted his farms to be 100% robot made, but I guess it is alright to put that aside if the brown people can pick the corn as well. I think that twitter faggot speak has a word for this: "yikes".

Nope, just drop them then in Nebraska and they will be happy.

It's like every other Bob solution - the logistics and actual feasibility doesn't matter. What matters is just getting "something" done, especially if that something owns the chuds.

Seriously, all joking aside, and the usual ridiculousness from Robert, it is kinda offensive that he thinks immigrants are some sort of live stock animals, that you would just put them in a place and there they will stay, and not move to places with more opportunities, but also with a larger population of low income, thus inflating more the gethos and generating more opportunities for the spread of drug, sex and human traffic.

But I guess we can hand wave that with: "what, are you racist of something?"

That's how most "progressives" view minorities and third worlders - as akin to some exotic fauna.

I thought the vaccine was supposed to prevent the spread of COVID. How is Chris supposed to pass the disease on to children and the "immunocompromised" if he's vaccinated? Methinks he almost enjoys jumping in fear and losing his shit everytime some journalist or doctor on the news makes a pronouncement of doom. I feel sorry for any kid forced to have this fluttering girl's blouse as his Dad and main protector.

Because the science (the actual science, not "The Science " is showing that you can still catch and transmit the virus even with the vaccine - heck in some studies, the viral load is significantly higher in vaccinated vs. unvaccinated individuals. Rather than taking this info in as sign that vaccine isn't all it was sold as, Branch Covidians like Chris are using the fact that the vaccine doesn't stop you from catching and transmitting the disease to bash and blame the continued pandemic as the fault of MAGA chuds who won't take a vaccine the doesn't stop you from catching and transmitting the disease.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Sorry, this post is a bit late but I’ve always wondered, why are modern writers so against new ideas and independent thoughts?

I always thought that when it comes to modern writers and "creative" people, why make something original when you can latch on to something that already exists. Not only you have a reestablished audience, you can "undo" some of the work's "problematic" elements and do the story "the right way".

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

I always thought that when it comes to modern writers and "creative" people, why make something original when you can latch on to something that already exists. Not only you have a reestablished audience, you can "undo" some of the work's "problematic" elements and do the story "the right way".

That’s a great point!

Bob and his ilk are always looking to take the easy road to fame. Why work hard creating their own series when they can copy someone else’s work and make an inferior version.