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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
As you said, as far as I understand it it’s a grey area to possess feathers as a registered falconer. I know some keep molted wing and tail feathers to be used to repair damaged feathers on their birds.
50 CFR § 21.29 (f)
(12) Feathers that a falconry bird or birds molts.
(i) For imping (replacing a damaged feather with a molted feather), you may possess tail feathers and primary and secondary wing feathers for each species of raptor you possess or previously held for as long as you have a valid falconry permit. You may receive feathers for imping from other permitted falconers, wildlife rehabilitators, or propagators in the United States, and you may give feathers to them. You may not buy, sell, or barter such feathers.​
(ii) You may donate feathers from a falconry bird, except golden eagle feathers, to any person or institution with a valid permit to have them, or to anyone exempt from the permit requirement under § 21.12.​
(iii) Except for primary or secondary flight feathers or retrices from a golden eagle, you are not required to gather feathers that are molted or otherwise lost by a falconry bird. You may leave the feathers where they fall, store them for imping, or destroy them. However, you must collect molted flight feathers and retrices from a golden eagle. If you choose not to keep them for imping, you must send them to the National Eagle Repository.​
(iv) We request that you send all feathers (including body feathers) that you collect from any falconry golden eagle and that you do not need for imping, to the National Eagle Repository at the following address: U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, National Eagle Repository, Rocky Mountain Arsenal, Building 128, Commerce City, Colorado 80022. The telephone number at the Repository is 303-287-2110.​
(v) If your permit expires or is revoked, you must donate the feathers of any species of falconry raptor except a golden eagle to any person or any institution exempt from the permit requirement under § 21.12 or authorized by permit to acquire and possess the feathers. If you do not donate the feathers, you must burn, bury, or otherwise destroy them.​
Note: Golden eagle feathers are the most sacred and sought from the NER - I've been on the waiting list for golden eagle feathers for 5 years. My bald eagle feathers came in 6 months.
 
50 CFR § 21.29 (f)
(12) Feathers that a falconry bird or birds molts.
(i) For imping (replacing a damaged feather with a molted feather), you may possess tail feathers and primary and secondary wing feathers for each species of raptor you possess or previously held for as long as you have a valid falconry permit. You may receive feathers for imping from other permitted falconers, wildlife rehabilitators, or propagators in the United States, and you may give feathers to them. You may not buy, sell, or barter such feathers.​
(ii) You may donate feathers from a falconry bird, except golden eagle feathers, to any person or institution with a valid permit to have them, or to anyone exempt from the permit requirement under § 21.12.​
(iii) Except for primary or secondary flight feathers or retrices from a golden eagle, you are not required to gather feathers that are molted or otherwise lost by a falconry bird. You may leave the feathers where they fall, store them for imping, or destroy them. However, you must collect molted flight feathers and retrices from a golden eagle. If you choose not to keep them for imping, you must send them to the National Eagle Repository.​
(iv) We request that you send all feathers (including body feathers) that you collect from any falconry golden eagle and that you do not need for imping, to the National Eagle Repository at the following address: U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, National Eagle Repository, Rocky Mountain Arsenal, Building 128, Commerce City, Colorado 80022. The telephone number at the Repository is 303-287-2110.​
(v) If your permit expires or is revoked, you must donate the feathers of any species of falconry raptor except a golden eagle to any person or any institution exempt from the permit requirement under § 21.12 or authorized by permit to acquire and possess the feathers. If you do not donate the feathers, you must burn, bury, or otherwise destroy them.​
Note: Golden eagle feathers are the most sacred and sought from the NER - I've been on the waiting list for golden eagle feathers for 5 years. My bald eagle feathers came in 6 months.
Yes. So basic take away: it’s very illegal to be doing what she’s doing and someone told her to get that off the internet (she also seems pretty comfortable with it. Who knows what else she’s “processed” she wasn’t supposed to for retarded woo “death” magic).

Used to work with a guy who married a Native American woman (totally forget the tribe, it was a long time ago) and he told me the crazy shit his wife’s family did to obtain bald eagle feathers for their son. They found a nest, lowered the kid down the cliff on a rope to grab the nestlings, and they kept the eagles in cages until they were adults and could slaughter them for their feathers. I doubt any of that was legal but who was gonna stop them lmao
 
Yes. So basic take away: it’s very illegal to be doing what she’s doing and someone told her to get that off the internet (she also seems pretty comfortable with it. Who knows what else she’s “processed” she wasn’t supposed to for retarded woo “death” magic).

Used to work with a guy who married a Native American woman (totally forget the tribe, it was a long time ago) and he told me the crazy shit his wife’s family did to obtain bald eagle feathers for their son. They found a nest, lowered the kid down the cliff on a rope to grab the nestlings, and they kept the eagles in cages until they were adults and could slaughter them for their feathers. I doubt any of that was legal but who was gonna stop them lmao
Also a warning for Kiwis; bear claws are illegal in most/all states to sell in any way; not even as gifted jewelry. Or possess, if not personally taken from an animal with a legal tag.

Places like Colorado, California, Michigan, Virginia, etc. are very anal about claws - feathers (even a few minerals), and DNR agents frequent bead-&-gem shows for those reasons. You wouldn't think it, but there's almost as many glowies at those venues as are at gun shows.
 
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You know, the last page or so of this thread has been very interesting, but I think we should consult a real expert in bird law.
 
Also, what fucking retard eats owl? It's a top predator, it has more diseases than an omnivore or herbivores and likely more toxins within it due to bioaccumulation. Depending on the size it can have little meat on it. What the fuck is wrong with her?
a real expert in bird law.
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I'd take it a step down. Unless the child becomes a politician the most it would wreck is the people around it's live.

It's gonna be another disasterous munchie on the wellfare system tho.

Oh I wouldn't be surprised at all if Alyssa claims tribal connections or dna. Come on, do it, tell the government you're 9/40ths Cherokee.

I am very sorry to inform you he did not and he has confirmed it. I can't tell you where the proof is but he did, I know it was on the troon cards a while back.


What's illegal about the ranch? Currently we only have softer proof of animal abuse & neglect. Sure, they could be charged for that, but the police are spread thin and it is hard to relocate an alpaca heard. Unless you're shooting them for fun,torturing them, or confirmed fucking them, the law isn't going to intervene as much.

Troons making retarded decisions isn't illegal either, and troons in general have not all been assigned sped handlers or beaten for existing. That, however, is the price we pay for tolerance by the government and others. Troon rights pushback is only starting to pick up because there's enough kids being groomed, families being lied to, bold men dressed as women violating women's spas, and women's sports, ie, them fucking with the rights of others.

I'm all for the tranch getting arrested though. Whether it's weed and guns, a friendly/unfriendly fire incident, or my personal favorite, landing in trouble by trying to be a charity and business and fucking with taxes, I'm all for it.
You're missing my point.

Nothing at the tranch is illegal and considering you've got a bunch of furry pedos publicly talking about their fetishes and growing weed, thats weird.

But somehow the big focus is on the crime of her picking up a dead bird.

I feel like the laws may not have their priorities in order
 
Nothing at the tranch is illegal and considering you've got a bunch of furry pedos publicly talking about their fetishes and growing weed, thats weird.
Incorrect; they use/possess/grow weed (and who knows what else) AND keep/use firearms, which is patently illegal.

Not even considering the mentally ill aren't allowed to have them either, and many/all of the tranchers are card-carrying in that respect.
But somehow the big focus is on the crime of her picking up a dead bird.

I feel like the laws may not have their priorities in order
It's a moot point anyway, since nobody archived the original tweet, or at least until she posts pictures/video of her wampum heap big woo-woo mojo bag collection of parts.
 
Apparently the ritual Kindness Bony Pancake was contemplating involved the ritual sacrifice of an owl:

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She has since deleted this tweet. Perhaps these psychos finally got some pushback.

I can think of so sensible reason to kill an owl on a ranch. They keep the vermin down. This is straight up insanity.

Incorrect; they use/possess/grow weed (and who knows what else) AND keep/use firearms, which is patently illegal.

Not even considering the mentally ill aren't allowed to have them either, and many/all of the tranchers are card-carrying in that respect.

It's a moot point anyway, since nobody archived the original tweet, or at least until she posts pictures/video of her wampum heap big woo-woo mojo bag collection of parts.

Update: she has not deleted the tweet about 'harvesting the owl', idk why you thought she did @AprilRains. Here's an archive, might be helpful to edit the link into your initial post if this is something worth being able to find for later.

To complement that, here's her saying that she's going to be using it as a component for her witchy woo bullshit, and her mentioning collecting it last night. I'd also like to point out that when she's already doing something illegal, deliberately wording it in a way that sounds like she killed it herself is great for sounding ~mystical~ and edgy but also probably an extra stupid way to go about things.
 
I'd take it a step down. Unless the child becomes a politician the most it would wreck is the people around it's live.

It's gonna be another disasterous munchie on the wellfare system tho.

Oh I wouldn't be surprised at all if Alyssa claims tribal connections or dna. Come on, do it, tell the government you're 9/40ths Cherokee.

I am very sorry to inform you he did not and he has confirmed it. I can't tell you where the proof is but he did, I know it was on the troon cards a while back.


What's illegal about the ranch? Currently we only have softer proof of animal abuse & neglect. Sure, they could be charged for that, but the police are spread thin and it is hard to relocate an alpaca heard. Unless you're shooting them for fun,torturing them, or confirmed fucking them, the law isn't going to intervene as much.

Troons making retarded decisions isn't illegal either, and troons in general have not all been assigned sped handlers or beaten for existing. That, however, is the price we pay for tolerance by the government and others. Troon rights pushback is only starting to pick up because there's enough kids being groomed, families being lied to, bold men dressed as women violating women's spas, and women's sports, ie, them fucking with the rights of others.

I'm all for the tranch getting arrested though. Whether it's weed and guns, a friendly/unfriendly fire incident, or my personal favorite, landing in trouble by trying to be a charity and business and fucking with taxes, I'm all for it.
>Weed and guns
Fuck I forgotten about that. Sure it varies state to state but you can't have guns even if you have a medical card and do weed. How haven't they got fucked over that?
Sorry if it's been brought up in the thread before, tbh I have a hard time keeping up since the thread split from Kevin
 
>Weed and guns
Fuck I forgotten about that. Sure it varies state to state but you can't have guns even if you have a medical card and do weed. How haven't they got fucked over that?
Sorry if it's been brought up in the thread before, tbh I have a hard time keeping up since the thread split from Kevin
It doesn't matter regardless of your state, marijuana is still outlawed federally.
 
Also, what fucking retard eats owl? It's a top predator, it has more diseases than an omnivore or herbivores and likely more toxins within it due to bioaccumulation. Depending on the size it can have little meat on it. What the fuck is wrong with her?

Not much. Maybe a hawk or a bear. Also other owls.
 
Kindness has been vagueposting about suicide for the last hour or so. It's not that interesting but she's been deleting tweets lately so I'm gonna post a few for safekeeping.


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This one is the most interesting. I wonder what Bonnie said to her that made her tweet this...
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This doesn't sound like Bonnie said something, it sounds like Sky might not be too happy about the pussy moving into his bed specifically. It doesn't even sound like an issue with the Tranch at large to me since the only place she'd really be a problem in is in the marriage she's invading.

My interpretation that was that Bonnie pulled a "It's not you, it's not me, it's THE SITUATION" to make her back off. Maybe Bonnie was like "We have to slow it down because we both have other people to care about" or something like that. Anyways, just a theory.
 
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