US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

No one is hysterical. Stop. You came in hot because I used all caps, and it was weird.

nuh uh

 

[Terrifik]

https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1440385489853239309

But that was a conpiracy theory???

Wuhan scientists planned to release coronavirus particles into cave bats, leaked papers reveal

Documents reveal researchers applied for $14m to fund controversial project in 2018

www.telegraph.co.uk

 

[TiddyApples]

I totally understand it but can some explain to the brianlets how an American would be effected by the chink housing market collapsing.

This is so cute, coming from a Shithole country, with an economy that's always ready to buttrape itself at the behest of our more powerful neighbours and allies, we are always so aware of these things. Being from a real country sounds nice sometimes.

 

[Titos]

To be fair it was kinda strange that he was never detained, brought in for questioning, or really pushed forth as a prime suspect with all the red lights surrounding the mess. Also, what type of fiancé stays quiet and lawyers up if their significant other is dead or missing. Like if you loved that person a lot you would be aching to find out what happened to them and loud, unless you did something you weren't supposed to. Just mad sus that I felt was either ignored or just incompetence in law enforcement took over.

(I don't think he killed her on purpose if he did, just think it was a terrible situation and an accident occurred in the heat of the moment)

Maybe he's a big fan of David Fincher and recently re-watched Gone Girl?

 

[MrJokerRager]

Greene got in by running on an "I'm Like Trump!" campaign, she managed to convince her constituents of it due to having the same bluster and attitude.

The problem is that Trump can be allowed it because behind that bluster is a keen business mind, and the talent and skills to handle a problem. Greene is an idiot.

Problem is Nancy Pelosi turned her into a martyr by banning her from congressional assignments.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I wonder how much of that submarine deal is the Dems desperately trying to find some way to scrape money to pay their debts.

 

[Gehenna]

I wonder how much of that submarine deal is the Dems desperately trying to find some way to scrape money to pay their debts.

Probably very little, such deals take years to manifest in actual money received. Even if Biden gets two terms, he wouldn't see a single cent by the end of the second.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Here's a little food for thought for ya......

I remember this video, it was shit.

 

[The Last Stand]

Fuck, both these posts individually are pretty interesting, but combined they're outright terrifying.

> Texas pisses off the left with an abortion ban
> Suddenly, Haitians!
> Who can't be trusted to not have a sexual emergency
> Which will create demand for more abortions
> Insert smug pro abortionist I Told You So here

I know I shit talk male feminist allies for being sex pests who would rape if they thought they could get away with it, but this takes weaponized rape to a lower low than that.

Right wing lunacy meets left wing incompetency.

Have fun with that, Texas.

 

[CarlosDanger]

RCP doing some fuckery with their numbers again.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

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The great thing about the glowie photo is not just how easily it blew a hole in the FBI rally, it's how it's a rorschach test on people identifying what makes a glowie. At a group lunch today some people said it was the gay little jorts, other were the clean shaved short haircuts, others it was the same sunglasses. One girl said it was the watches. No one in the group really said something about them being fit because it was a lunch of 20's and early 30's fit people but the guy on the right was made fun of for looking like he shaved his legs.

The interesting thing to see is that it looks like it was an old guy on the little scooter behind the glowies holding the flags, they were probably doing the fucking meme of poking him with a stick to do something until the photo was taken

It's the shoes/socks combo. Especially the guy in the middle of the frame.

 

[make_it_so]

Well, social media users can fuck right off. Haitians aren't Americans. I seriously doubt they want these "refugees" shitting up their neighborhoods; they always want to force them on everyone else.

There's a reason the Domincan's are very zealous about protecting their border with Haiti.

 

[GuntPunt]

Joey's not doing too good.

Btw, these numbers are old. Civiqs, while treading water for Biden like all pollsters, updates their tracker daily. I checked their website, and he was underwater in Oregon and Connecticut.

The real results are probably lower.

 

[Gehenna]

Joey's not doing too good.
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Btw, these numbers are old. Civiqs, while treading water for Biden like all pollsters, updates their tracker daily. I checked their website, and he was underwater in Oregon and Connecticut.

The real results are probably lower.

They consistently have a five-point bias towards democrats. Subtract five points from all approvals, and it'll be largely accurate.
Edit: So going off it, only California, Hawaii, Maryland, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and Vermont remain above water.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Joey's not doing too good.
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Btw, these numbers are old. Civiqs, while treading water for Biden like all pollsters, updates their tracker daily. I checked their website, and he was underwater in Oregon and Connecticut.

The real results are probably lower.

Man those fucking states that Biden flipped.

 

[gaystoner]

Tucker is starting a war with Gov. Abbot over the lack of National Guard usage on the Bored. He's going to start hosting his primary opponents.

 

[GuntPunt]

They consistently have a five-point bias towards democrats. Subtract five points from all approvals, and it'll be largely accurate.

So he is only above water in 6 states: CA, HI, MA , ML, RI and VT. He is even in fucking NY.

80 MILLION VOTES.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

So is the Zionist faction mad now?

Extremely. The Democrats just essentially told Israelis that they want them to be defenseless when the next war with Hamas comes and rockets are raining down on their heads. Israelis already didn't like the Democrats but the Democrats have never indirectly called for Israeli property and lives to be put at risk for essentially no reason. The Iron Dome is an entirely defensive system and for Israel, Iron Dome is the reason why they can still feel safe even when they are actively being shot at by Hamas. Ironically, by calling for the defunding of Iron Dome because of the "high" (actually extremely low) civilian casualities and attacks on the "media" (AP has been whistleblown to regularly work with Hamas to whitewash the news + Palestine is ground zero for the globalhomo news we see today), AOC/Squad is directly calling for more Palestinian deaths. When Iron Dome is shooting down rockets, people are okay with targeted airstrikes. When rockets are raining down with nothing to protect, Israelis will demand a ground invasion.

Essentially Democrats told Israelis they want them all to lose their sense of safety and that they will punish Israel even for precise airstrikes against Palestinians. They cannot come back from that.

 

[Gehenna]

So he is only above water in 6 states: CA, HI, MA , ML, RI and VT. He is even in fucking NY.

80 MILLION VOTES.

Under in New York, 42-43.

 

[The Last Stand]

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There's a reason the Domincan's are very zealous about protecting their border with Haiti.

I betcha the Dominicans put up the Haitians to go to Texas.