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[Chapstick4Lyfe]

This passive-aggressive bitch.

I like to picture her dumping a basket of $100 in change onto the breakfast table right next to Sky's plate and then some splashes over to Penny's causing seething and malding. And in true BPD fashion she says, "I was only trying to help."

 

[Banana Hammock]

I hope she had time to clean the stove before they kicked her out. It really needs it.

 

[Hurgle Blurk]

One of the aspects of this that I find most amusing is how quickly a group of mentally ill men pretending to be women were forced to confront the reality, that an actual, mentally ill woman is a different creature altogether.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

This passive-aggressive bitch.

I like to picture her dumping a basket of $100 in change onto the breakfast table right next to Sky's plate and then some splashes over to Penny's causing seething and malding. And in true BPD fashion she says, "I was only trying to help."

All whores have a price, but this is definitely a first; one who'll actually pay/bribe fuckers to keep her around.

And aside from having to deal with the cringe of that ham-handed maneuver, I'd be pretty irate too; landing a handful of filthy money in my breakfast would be the equivalent of shitting in my Cheerios, even (or especially) if it's a Benjamin.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Going from quitting her job & this:
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I didn't expect someone to be so crazy as to be "gently persuaded" to leave the Tranch.

Also, unless that person's name is "Harry Dresden," I'm just going to laugh if I hear someone describe themselves as "professional wizard"

 

[Bubonic_Vague]

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In exchange for forcing Bonney to take the day off to "care" for her, Kindness gave the tranch $100 and a tire
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Her physical limitations make her break stuff, jfc, now I've heard it all. Let me guess: Sky's stuff, right? "Oops, my bad, I accidentally tore up your entire comic book collection and ripped the heads off all your figurines during the terrible seizure I had while you and Bonnie were asleep! Soooo sooorry, couldn't help it, you're not REALLY mad are you?"

Oh to be a fly on the wall as the boys slurped down breakfast and were suddenly interrupted by this passive-aggressive harpy lobbing her wad of cash (doubtless withdrawn from the Bank of Mom in some previous tear-stained drama) over the balcony and into their bacon pile. "Oops sooo soooorry to interrupt you all like this, I'm too weak to walk downstairs today, but LOOK AT HOW HELPFUL I'M BEING!" Did she try to aim at Sky's plate - or at the very effeminate snarky-looking blonde troon, resident "girly girl" on the Tranch who often cooks their meals?

I would hazard a guess that the mysterious "final secret" whispered into Bonnie's filthy ear while he was furiously frottaging was something like "you should probably hide your fancy new hunting knife [that's getting too much of your attention] because one of my alters self-harms and you playing with the knife and Tweeting about it is triggering."

Cuntness is every man on Earth's worst ex, distilled into this seething hairy pimply-assed ahegao-faced mess. And to top it all off she's not even remotely hot enough to occasionally feature in the spank bank, once a bloke finally gets rid of her.

 

[BiggerChungus]

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"very sapphic"
I thought you said you were a man.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

"very sapphic"
I thought you said you were a man.

You see, anyone can be anything according to Wedge:

Wedge is mad

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Checkmate, atheists!

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

In other, non Kindness-related news, the furry Tranch documentarian is getting a pair of bolt-ons installed, and decided he needed to announce this to the internet.

Mostly just complaining about "transmedicalists". Still no news updates on the Tranchumentary yet though.

 

[goodgrief]

I truly don't get how she managed to contain this amount of absolute insanity enough that people let her into their house and employed her to babysit their child and for such a long time.

Someone this nuts at the tranch davidians compound should be fun but she's just fucking exhausting. You just look at that horse face and you're TIRED.

Normal person : I just had breakfast.
KiNdNeSs: I have finished consuming nutrients which I require for sustenance of this tired body. I just hope my partner doesn't worry too much. I am fine. I just have 47 siezures a day and I am convinced I cannot do anything right. Because of this I will put some distance between my partner and I so that I may better assess the situation that is currently arising. I cannot guarantee that my headmates are in the correct headspace right now and therefore I must think of my situation back home because I am afraid to survive on my own and I should correct such thoughts as not to cause further problems for my person at this time. Also, I was abused and threatened so I must adventure elsewhere.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Another seizure coming, better get on the tractor.

As for some sperging here from someone who has seizures, some people can tell they're about to have a seizure. You can get what's called an aura, which essentially means you feel shitty for the hour or minutes before you start twitching.

If you're lucky enough to have auras, you use it as an opportunity to lay the fuck down so you don't injure yourself more than necessary. You don't go jump on a tractor.

I'm betting they were like "so we have some shit to do, have a safe drive home" when suddenly sIezure #2 was imminent but since she could tell she was annoying people, she thought she'd look like a martyr if she dragged herself out of the house and bravely tried to help

Edit: side note. Auras only happen before tonic clonic seizures (the big twitchy ones) so that must be the type she's faking. However auras themselves are also seizures that progress into doing the funky chicken, which anyone who's seen a doctor for seizures would know.

Tldr is that if she's not faking (which she is), she's intentionally doing dumb shit to make her situation worse for pity points

 

[Miss Misery]

which means weather is very changeable (hence the meme about always talking about the weather). Tomatoes can be fussy and refuse to ripen if you under or over water them, but especially if they don't get enough consistent warmth and sun. This summer was abysmal - July started out at around 63F, rocketed up to 90F for about a week, and then crashed back down to 63F (with nightly lows of about 55F). It was 80F last week, which was warmer than most of August.
Tomatoes that experience a sudden temperature drop will tend to think it's now Autumn and stop growing or ripening, even if it gets warm again. I've managed to grow some great cherry tomatoes but beefstake or salad tomatoes have been a shitshow for me - there's probably better varieties to use but tbh I generally just grow leaves, roots and peas/beans in containers or raised beds (which is indistinguishable from what Jarrod would be doing - some agriculture project he's got going).

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nevermind. Tomatoes are notoriously hard to grow in England without a hoop house and even still they tend to succumb to various diseases and whatnot. I may be in a much colder zone, but it's consistent sunshine and daily temps during the growing season.

I would send you some tomatoes if I could.

(At least you can grow rhubarb? It's an absolute no go here.)

 

[MetalParakeet]

Her Twitter still has her posting about her impending seizure.. it's been over an hour.

Fun fact, seizure auras typically happen immediately before and can last up to 60 minutes though it's much more common to only occur seconds or minutes before the attack.

So hours long auras aren't a thing, and she's a lying lierface who just doesn't want to leave the tranch

 

[AprilRains]

The most charitable read I can manage is that her seizures are psychogenic.

 

[Oxyjen]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nevermind. Tomatoes are notoriously hard to grow in England without a hoop house and even still they tend to succumb to various diseases and whatnot. I may be in a much colder zone, but it's consistent sunshine and daily temps during the growing season.

I would send you some tomatoes if I could.

(At least you can grow rhubarb? It's an absolute no go here.)

Just joined the farm to say I’m a North-Brit-fag who managed to get tomatoes to ripen outside this year, due to climate change. Rhubarb bolted though and no blackcurrants at all.

And I’m really appreciating this thread and its posters which has me absolutely glued to every new travesty going down on the tranch. Thank you.

I’ll shut up now but just to finish off the introduction, I’m a Gen-Xer who found out about KF via Twitter after the Chris-Chan / Tucker Carlson episode. And Graham Linehan made some positive comment too, he loves you people.

 

[MetalParakeet]

The most charitable read I can manage is that her seizures are psychogenic.

Do you think she believes she has them, or do you think it's a total lie?

With her extreme bpd, I could see it both ways. She's clearly unwell and could be manifesting these without realizing the cause is psychological and not biological.

Or she could just think seizures are cool and figure they're an easy way to manipulate.

What I don't get is why no one has called an ambulance if she's faking tonic clonic seizures. I mean, lots of epileptic people who have them really regularly and are medicated for it don't go to the hospital every time they have one but that doesn't seem to be the case for her.

She seems to have them fairly unfrequently (ie: conveniently) so really, she should be visiting the hospital when a burst of them come on. I wonder what lie she told a whole house of people to just let her flip out on the floor and do literally nothing but throw her on a tractor


Edit: now her Twitter shows her out on the town on a coffee date. Because someone who is definitely having a seizure any moment wants to be as far away from home as possible.

 

[AprilRains]

Do you think she believes she has them, or do you think it's a total lie?

I don't know. That's why I say that's my most charitable read. If they're psychogenic, she believes in them. If they're not, it's just another goddamn scam.

 

[Aunt Carol]

What I don't get is why no one has called an ambulance if she's faking tonic clonic seizures. I mean, lots of epileptic people who have them really regularly and are medicated for it don't go to the hospital every time they have one but that doesn't seem to be the case for her.

Earlier (in some dug-up background posts of hers) she was complaining of how hard it was to drive while the seizures were going on, or right after. She implied the seizures made her limbs spastic or caused numbness/dizziness.

That could be a description of focal seizure, but I think the seizures work like her DID: when she remembers and it seems dramatically appropriate.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

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Foolish girl! Telling another witch your Last Secret allows her to steal your magick! All your familiar daemons will obey her commands now!

 

[MetalParakeet]

Earlier (in some dug-up background posts of hers) she was complaining of how hard it was to drive while the seizures were going on, or right after. She implied the seizures made her limbs spastic or caused numbness/dizziness.

That could be a description of focal seizure, but I think the seizures work like her DID: when she remembers and it seems dramatically appropriate.

She can't even do basic research to fake a seizure right. Come on, Alyssa. Put some effort into it.

By the way, I'm surprised she hasn't found this thread. I know some of the ranchers read here. Think they're keeping it secret?

Earlier (in some dug-up background posts of hers) she was complaining of how hard it was to drive while the seizures were going on, or right after. She implied the seizures made her limbs spastic or caused numbness/dizziness.

That could be a description of focal seizure, but I think the seizures work like her DID: when she remembers and it seems dramatically appropriate.

Earlier (in some dug-up background posts of hers) she was complaining of how hard it was to drive while the seizures were going on, or right after. She implied the seizures made her limbs spastic or caused numbness/dizziness.

That could be a description of focal seizure, but I think the seizures work like her DID: when she remembers and it seems dramatically appropriate.

She can't even do basic research to fake a seizure right. Come on, Alyssa. Put some effort into it.

By the way, I'm surprised she hasn't found this thread. I know some of the ranchers read here. Think they're keeping it secret?