The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Pocket Dragoon]

Going from quitting her job & this:

To this:

... has been quite a ride; the only thing lacking in this story arc is STDs & suicide (that we know of & for now). And whoever else she tries getting a job with is going to have a very interesting read, should they put "Alyssa Kindness Frauens" into the Google.

I hope Sky was the one to man up & put her in her place, but I figure it's more likely Penny jumped at any excuse to keep her from boarding.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

Going from quitting her job & this:
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To this:
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... has been quite a ride; the only thing lacking in this story arc is STDs & suicide (that we know of & for now). And whoever else she tries getting a job with is going to have a very interesting read, should they put "Alyssa Kindness Frauens" into the Google.

I hope Sky was the one to man up & put her in her place, but more likely Penny jumped at any excuse to keep her from boarding.

On my end, we're the third hit.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

On my end, we're the third hit.

The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch sure has some interesting bedfellows.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Oh ffs. I wonder if someone is going to kick her ass before it's all over.
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Is misspelling seizures deliberate?

 

[AssignedEva]

2. You can't get tomatoes to ripen in zone 9? I'm in 7a with 120 days and our tomatoes do pretty damn well. Hell that's about the only thing that does well here.

Spoiler: plant sperging

So I'm technically in USDA Zone 9

I'm not sure how like for like it is, as TERF island is a maritime climate

which means weather is very changeable (hence the meme about always talking about the weather). Tomatoes can be fussy and refuse to ripen if you under or over water them, but especially if they don't get enough consistent warmth and sun. This summer was abysmal - July started out at around 63F, rocketed up to 90F for about a week, and then crashed back down to 63F (with nightly lows of about 55F). It was 80F last week, which was warmer than most of August.
Tomatoes that experience a sudden temperature drop will tend to think it's now Autumn and stop growing or ripening, even if it gets warm again. I've managed to grow some great cherry tomatoes but beefstake or salad tomatoes have been a shitshow for me - there's probably better varieties to use but tbh I generally just grow leaves, roots and peas/beans in containers or raised beds (which is indistinguishable from what Jarrod would be doing - some agriculture project he's got going).

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Who called it being Sky? They deserve a prize.

Perhaps Sky was cool with Bonnie getting some strange but not polyamory, or thought he'd be cool with polyamory but got jealous because "Bonnie never larps about being a death witch who can soul meld with me anymore. ".

Although this is being filtered through Kindness so for all we know Bonnie is just claiming it's all because of Sky. Hell maybe Sky just said "Kindness can you please take your rotting dead owl off the credenza because maggots are getting into my drawer" and Kindness went into a spiral ("My drawer? I don't have a drawer. Oh my god Sky is asserting ownership of his drawer as a proxy of ownership for Bonnie because I'm psychologically damaging him").

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

1. I figured it was Sky and Bonnie's relationship that was going to make her leave. I really don't think Sky is into the fuckery around the tranch whatsoever and is quiet to keep Bonnie happy as they have fairly separate living quarters from the others so he gets time away from it. Kindness invaded that.

2. I'm awaiting vague accusations of more serious aggression from Sky to start up once she's home and decides they happened.

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

Is misspelling seizures deliberate?

I'm guessing she's too stupid to realize how it is spelled. I've got a sneaking suspicion that she's not quite truthful when declaring herself a "genius or whatever":

https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1440574913107038209 (https://archive.ph/7T2KV)

This tripe reads like a teenage boy's diary after getting his first piece of ass. Gee Wally, maybe I should pick up another paper route and we can get some milkshakes, my girl and me!

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Jesus, I leave this thread alone for less than 4 hours and shit hits the fan in the middle of a Tuesday night.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Not much. Maybe a hawk or a bear. Also other owls.

Tbf I think those nice kids aren't retarded, just trying to survive. Apex predators gotta eat & hunting is hard

Kindness has been vagueposting about suicide for the last hour or so. It's not that interesting but she's been deleting tweets lately so I'm gonna post a few for safekeeping.

I'm glad she says she can't kill herself but man posting depressed selfies is peak middle/high school emo phase. She really has not moved on maturity wise. At least she did confess to not wanting to take more responsibility with her job leave, that's surprising but decent self reflection she probably won't do much with but man, it's so rare to see anyone say they fucked up in this thread.

Diary?? Does she mean her Twitter feed? Reading that batch of screenshots had me wondering if she (and other Twitter addicts) had ever considered keeping a PRIVATE diary to track their meltdowns throughout the day, and here she is talking about one.
The diary would only be helpful in sparing them the embarrassment of having published their 40th mental breakdown that day, but people like Kindness no longer feel shame (as seen in the bathtub videos). No, they want the world to see how much pain and agony they’re in, because they thrive off the endless asspats whining on Twitter yields.

Considering half of her video diaries are her being naked, yes. She can't stand being the only one in her head or thoughts. Even the DID roleplay feels like a mechanism for talking to others without having enough friends.

Looks likeindness has been asked to kindly GTFO

So in addition to the Bonnie/Sky awkwardness, this is what she did.
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Really, Bonnie is still a bitch but glad Sky is visibly sick of this shit. I cheer for him since he's currently the least retarded on social media and seems like he actually does minimal work. He's not 10/10 but in the sea of troons the cis man is king. He might have a dark secret but I think all he has is growing resentment of Bonnie for now (for NOW - tranch always lowers deeper and deeper into degeneracy).

Perhaps Sky was cool with Bonnie getting some strange but not polyamory, or thought he'd be cool with polyamory but got jealous because "Bonnie never larps about being a death witch who can soul meld with me anymore. "

I'm actually guessing it is because she is a TRUE and HONEST woman. A lot of lesbian and gay people seem to have less trouble if you sleep with the same gender rather than the opposite. It feels like a betrayal to them and a violation of gayness by sleeping with someone who fucked the opposite gender. Plus, if Bonnie was really into pussy and not Sky's dick, it signals a lot to Sky about his worth and relationship with Bonbon.

Sky is attracted to a man in spite of the declaration otherwise. Paul still has his genitals and HUGE FUCKING UNIT OF A BODY. I wouldn't be surprised if Sky was gay or mostly gay bisexual. I feel bad for him but that's what happens when you let your relationship be poly.


Weird though: do you guys think Kindness would ever go therapy? I'd like to see her do it because it would be a funny saga, but be sad that the therapist would have to put up with her.
I have a feeling she might actually develop schizophrenia or a adjacent disorder. I'm no expert though, I'm going with my gunt and not my brain.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

My crystal ball says that Sky had a "come to Jesus" talk with Bonnie about Kindness. Like asking Bonnie exactly how much room he has in his schedule for a chick who he's spent something like 5 of the last 10 days with and who appears to expect constant attention. Like I said last week, Kindness is the kind of chick to freak out when Bonnie goes outside to do a ranch chore because it's not centering her.

Just to pick at one little nugget in this bear turd, who comes over to someone's place for the second time and immediately starts cleaning?

I know Kindness said she was 100% all in on Bonnie, but saying it and cleaning the other person's house are two different things.

ESPECIALLY if she was going full Gollum the whole time.

"Sky is nice to Kindness!"

"Sky wants Bonnie for himself! We hates him!"

Like when a chick cleans your shit like that, it's something she does for you and she's thinking about you while she's doing it. It's not a neutral activity. It's semi-hostile under the guise of being caring, and it implies that she thinks you live in a sty. Like if I were Sky I would tell her to put my shit down right where it was and go for a longass walk outside so I could argue with Bonnie in peace.

Also, it would be some top kek if she had a "seizure" and "accidentally" went Van of Peace on a bunch of random tranchers.

Not so top kek if it was a bunch of innocent civilians.

Epilepsy and a DL are not compatible.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Just to pick at one little nugget in this bear turd, who comes over to someone's place for the second time and immediately starts cleaning?

That's a true sign of crazy because most of us have to be paid to do that shit. That and we respect our new people and only do it when asked.

Ngl I think borderline should be enough to disqualify her from driving without a handler. Impulse to Jihad someone too strong might take a hold of her one day, or her headmates will spontaneously hate cis people and consume her or some other dumb shit.

 

[AssignedEva]

Weird though: do you guys think Kindness would ever go therapy? I'd like to see her do it because it would be a funny saga, but be sad that the therapist would have to put up with her.
I have a feeling she might actually develop schizophrenia or a adjacent disorder. I'm no expert though, I'm going with my gunt and not my brain.

The reason I don't think she'd go to therapy is because I don't think she's actually psychotic. She's borderline and manic. She doesn't have headmates or delusions (at least not in the form that she thinks she can control souls or whatever), she's just pretending. An actual person that deep into psychosis would be way less coherent and stable than Kindness is (yes, she's comparatively coherent and stable).
As such, going to therapy would require her to admit that, and she's not going to want to do that.

I know Kindness said she was 100% all in on Bonnie, but saying it and cleaning the other person's house are two different things.

ESPECIALLY if she was going full Gollum the whole time.

"Sky is nice to Kindness!"

"Sky wants Bonnie for himself! We hates him!"

I'm wheezing from this mental image.

 

[AMHOLIO]

She doesn't have headmates or delusions (at least not in the form that she thinks she can control souls or whatever), she's just pretending. An actual person that deep into psychosis would be way less coherent and stable than Kindness is (yes, she's comparatively coherent and stable).
As such, going to therapy would require her to admit that, and she's not going to want to do that.

Yeah, I doubt she would but it would be genuinely funny to hear how fucking abusive her therapist is and how they advocate for genocide or conversion therapy for denying such. A saga like that would be amazing.

But totally. Unless someone else pushes her into it, she ain't giving up being a munchie or having her ego hurt.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

The reason I don't think she'd go to therapy is because I don't think she's actually psychotic. She's borderline and manic. She doesn't have headmates or delusions (at least not in the form that she thinks she can control souls or whatever), she's just pretending. An actual person that deep into psychosis would be way less coherent and stable than Kindness is (yes, she's comparatively coherent and stable).
As such, going to therapy would require her to admit that, and she's not going to want to do that.

Pretty much - Kindness is insane, just not in the way she likes to pretend. Having a personality disorder isn't exactly validating.

Either way... how long until the rape accusations?

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Oh man, love how a bunch of her little slime tantrum tweets dip right into heavy use of 'ain't' and other little cowboy larp affectations. That must be her big tough cowboy ~protector~ headmate, wonder if she said something retarded and bitchy to someone and got told to gtfo.

Also loving all these panic-tweets about how oh shit, maybe she shouldn't have jumped headfirst into being unemployed on a manic phase whim. Looks like everyone was right, she was 100% banking on being immediately given a place on the ranch and now she's realizing that they aren't looking for a Manic Pixie Dream Them she's realizing what a mistake she made.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Um. Are you just allowed to drive after having a seizure? Don't you have to be seizure-free for a certain period before you're legally allowed behind a wheel? The tweet reads like she has had at least one seizure, and now she is going to drive home to treat it?

I hope she's just being dramatic, because she is going to kill somebody.

 

[artilleryfroth]

I’m anticipating her finding an image of a positive pregnancy test and vagueposting it on her feed, just to fuck with Skye. The rape allegations can wait.

ETA I also bet she doesn’t actually have seizures. She just fakes a tardout every time someone calls her out on her shitty behaviour. “Oh no, look what you did to me! Stop being so mean, it’s literal violence!”

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

Jesus Christ I did not see her getting kicked off the Tranch coming this fast. At this rate, her Twitter is going to be filled with RAEP AND ABOOSE!!!! accusations against Bonnie and the others in a couple of days or so.

This latest Tranch story arc has blazed by at record speed.

 

[behindyourightnow]

I looked it up and some states including Colorado don't have a seizure-free period to be able to drive, but Washington does. Regardless of whether it's legal, and assuming she is telling the truth about both the seizures and driving home (big assumption, I know), the tranchers are being unbelievably irresponsible allowing someone in that state to get behind the wheel of a car.

I’m anticipating her finding an image of a positive pregnancy test and vagueposting it on her feed, just to fuck with Skye. The rape allegations can wait.

ETA I also bet she doesn’t actually have seizures. She just fakes a tardout every time someone calls her out on her shitty behaviour. “Oh no, look what you did to me! Stop being so mean, it’s literal violence!”

I really do hope she is lying. Given all the highways with fast speed limits she's going to be taking home, best case scenario is she just wrecks the car and kills herself, worst is that she blacks out from a seizure and takes out a whole family or two.

 

[CMYKPrinter]

Um. Are you just allowed to drive after having a seizure? Don't you have to be seizure-free for a certain period before you're legally allowed behind a wheel? The tweet reads like she has had at least one seizure, and now she is going to drive home to treat it?

I hope she's just being dramatic, because she is going to kill somebody.

Y’all are putting a lot of faith in this munchie if you actually believe she’s having seizures. She’s literally cry typing and live tweeting the whole breakdown. I need one of the psychfags to weigh in on this, but this breakdown is way too convenient — I’m guessing one of her ‘headmates’ has uwu epilepsy or something.

Tinfoil but it seems pretty likely to me that this is just her last ditch effort to do some damage control too make herself seem helpless to whoever got tired of her at the Tranch and buy some sympathy points from them since they’re clearly out of patience for her other bullshit. It looks like she’s trying to buy some time to do damage control since they would be total monsters for making someone leave when they’re in such a state of distress. If this doesn’t work to get her some sympathy points from the Tranchers, than I give it 24 hours before she drops a Twitter manifesto about how ableist and abusive the tranch is.

After all they took advantage of a poor disabled (conditionally wheelchair bound) trans man, and committed the crime of not offering immediate residence to her after she cleaned their house up a bit and offered totally healing witchy sexual favors.

Poor fucking Sky. Kindness sitting in a corner muttering to her headmates and making people uncomfortable is such a wild mental image, but imagine being in bed with your spouse and this little sped comes in the middle of the night to wake them up for ‘seizure cuddles’ while it flails on the floor like a chihuahua.