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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Also, what fucking retard eats owl? It's a top predator, it has more diseases than an omnivore or herbivores and likely more toxins within it due to bioaccumulation. Depending on the size it can have little meat on it. What the fuck is wrong with her?

Maybe she's doing some special ritual to bring or keep away Wedge. Isn't his "birdsona" an owl?

My initial reaction was also, "who the fuck eats owl?", but then I remembered, we are talking about evidently deranged people who eat amholes, too.
Then I realized, eating owl and carrion may be the most naturally mammalian thing these freaks have done in a while, since even peeing isn't really natural when filtered through diapers.
 
On the plus side a tranch suicide would make things very interesting until the thread gets featured and flooded with retards for fifty pages.
I see this as thinly veiled blackmail for if/when they kick her off the tranch. It'll be followed with a paltry suicide attempt that will leave her looking like she fell into a rosebush. That'll be her powerplay to use guilt as a tool to stay, or add them to her endless mythology of abusers she's encountered and survived in her short lifetime. Either way, the tranch will blame the farms if she attemps it lol.
 
Nothing at the tranch is illegal and considering you've got a bunch of furry pedos publicly talking about their fetishes and growing weed, thats weird.
It's illegal to be in the possession of guns while being an abuser of Schedule I substances. Period.
Not even considering the mentally ill aren't allowed to have them either, and many/all of the tranchers are card-carrying in that respect.
You generally have to have been involuntarily committed or otherwise adjudicated mentally defective, such as by having had a plea of not guilty by reason of insanity accepted.

But the guns and drugs thing is absolutely unambiguous, plus if they actually purchased from an FFL holder, they have to have lied on the Form 4473, itself a separate felony.
 
It's illegal to be in the possession of guns while being an abuser of Schedule I substances. Period.

You generally have to have been involuntarily committed or otherwise adjudicated mentally defective, such as by having had a plea of not guilty by reason of insanity accepted.

But the guns and drugs thing is absolutely unambiguous, plus if they actually purchased from an FFL holder, they have to have lied on the Form 4473, itself a separate felony.
Colorado also has universal background checks, so if they bought any of those private sale it could also blow back on the seller.
 
Diary?? Does she mean her Twitter feed? Reading that batch of screenshots had me wondering if she (and other Twitter addicts) had ever considered keeping a PRIVATE diary to track their meltdowns throughout the day, and here she is talking about one.
The diary would only be helpful in sparing them the embarrassment of having published their 40th mental breakdown that day, but people like Kindness no longer feel shame (as seen in the bathtub videos). No, they want the world to see how much pain and agony they’re in, because they thrive off the endless asspats whining on Twitter yields.
 
Looks like Kindness has been asked to kindly GTFO
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Big shout out to Bonnie for getting some ass, making the chick clean your room and then curving her :story:
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Kindness has been vagueposting about suicide for the last hour or so. It's not that interesting but she's been deleting tweets lately so I'm gonna post a few for safekeeping.


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This one is the most interesting. I wonder what Bonnie said to her that made her tweet this...
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Trancher: Hey, so, could you, like, maybe scale back how much you talk over people--

Kindness:

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Getting a chick like this pregnant is the worst thing that could happen to everyone involved, and possibly, to all of America. They are irresponsible dipshits to ever EVER bang her bareback. She will be incredibly lucky if all she takes from the ranch is flamin' hot PID.

Why are you worried? They're both girls.

edit: about the possibility of child, not the insanity thing i mean
 
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This does sound a bit like "my headmates are going to get violent if I don't leave."

I can't believe this. It can't be over!

Not even having the decency to break up with Paul over this. How are you going to be committed to not getting between a married couple and pull that?
 
Literally sitting there in front of other people and muttering back and forth to yourself like some kind of insane scientist from a B movie, outstanding move.
Aren't they ALL "systems" though? To me it reads as one of Cuntness's alters said something like "This Sky dude needs to fuck off out of my way, asking Bonnie to get up and do some damn work instead of lying around diddling me is ABoOoS! boo uwu hoo."
 
Aren't they ALL "systems" though? To me it reads as one of Cuntness's alters said something like "This Sky dude needs to fuck off out of my way, asking Bonnie to get up and do some damn work instead of lying around diddling me is ABoOoS! boo uwu hoo."
I think the Tranchers have a gentleman's agreement that their system plural crap is just a larp for them, that can also be used to manipulate.

To be fair to the other Tranchers (I can't believe I'm saying this), reading Kindness' posts is already exhausting, and I can't imagine having to spend more than five minutes with her in her manic ranting and babbling state. Bonnie may have wanted to get his dick wet, but that doesn't mean the others agreed to having a girl this crazy around them.
 
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