US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Calandrino]

This call to arms by ex-Reaganites is presumably meant to fire up Democrats, who have been told repeatedly over the past 30 years or more that America's changing demographics were certain to deliver them a permanent majority coalition someday very, very soon.

Easy there on the alt-right conspiracy theories, Salon

McConnell could smell the fear, to put it bluntly, and rubbed his hands

holy shit seriously tone it down a notch

 

[Garth]

Easy there on the alt-right conspiracy theories, Salon


holy shit seriously tone it down a notch

He even managed to insert Simpsons and LOTR references. No Harry Potter, though. Must be a Gen X'er.

 

[babadook]

I read the article in hope of finding at least some technical explanation for why Mitch keeps them by the balls, but boy was I mistaken

 

[CarlosDanger]

He even managed to insert Simpsons and LOTR references. No Harry Potter, though. Must be a Gen X'er.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

@Oxous

Republicans will pretend to run on fiscal responsibility but will actually run on a bunch of culture-war bullshit and promises to rig all future elections and unquestioned loyalty to a decrepit and defeated leader they all privately think is nuts. I'm sure looking forward to that, aren't you?

Holy shit the projection got too much to bear at this point. Yeah sure, don't let the Republicans do this while you prop up Biden's senile husk, cry about not being able to fortify elections in perpetuity, at best awkwardly ignore the screeching joggers and their enablers preaching about how they have to destroy whiteness while pretending we're all back to 'normalcy'.

 

[Garth]

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Holy shit ... Called it.

 

[verissimus]

Gatekeeping at it's finest : https://www.theblaze.com/news/ny-post-politico-hunter-biden-emails

 

[Oxous]

@Oxous

Holy shit the projection got too much to bear at this point. Yeah sure, don't let the Republicans do this while you prop up Biden's senile husk, cry about not being able to fortify elections in perpetuity, at best awkwardly ignore the screeching joggers and their enablers preaching about how they have to destroy whiteness while pretending we're all back to 'normalcy'.

This article surprised me, mainly because he's calling culture war issues "bullshit" instead of saying it is the most important cause of our lives and Democrats must do everything in order to be the most social justice-y.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

This article surprised me, mainly because he's calling culture war issues "bullshit" instead of saying it is the most important cause of our lives and Democrats must do everything in order to be the most social justice-y.

He talks about how the Republicans are 'overtly racist' now so I'm sure he thinks all the insane social justice shit that Democrats do on a daily basis is just the normal, decent, empathetic thing to do while Republicans trying to fight back in any way makes them the insane culture warriors. In his mind he probably thinks it's still 1992 and he's the sane one standing against all the loopy fundies that hate gays and see satanists behind every corner, except now it's even worse because they're racist now and they hate trannies too.

 

[celebrityskin]

They aren't. They never will. The Republicans would rather lose elections than have to explain why they're evil transphobic ultra mega Nazis.

That's something that Trump actually had an impact on, I feel. Before his campaign it was way worse, all you had to do was call a Republican politician a racist and wait for the resignation letter.

 

[soy_king]

Not you, the prime minister, nigga.

Wait, have you never heard of the Warsaw Ghetto? Or even anecdotally speaking, how countless Jews in the occupied USSR joined the partisans and fought for years in the forests and swamps? Purely anecdotally, my grandfather was one of those, and he was lucky to escape by hiding under the floorboards while the Einsatzkommando and polizei rounded up and liquidated his ghetto.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

I want them to allow the United States to default on its debt. Better now than later. Better earlier than now. But here we are.

 

[CrippleThreat]

all you had to do was call a Republican politician a racist and wait for the resignation letter.

Pathetic. Democrats were proud real racists!

 

[I-chi]

He talks about how the Republicans are 'overtly racist' now so I'm sure he thinks all the insane social justice shit that Democrats do on a daily basis is just the normal, decent, empathetic thing to do while Republicans trying to fight back in any way makes them the insane culture warriors. In his mind he probably thinks it's still 1992 and he's the sane one standing against all the loopy fundies that hate gays and see satanists behind every corner, except now it's even worse because they're racist now and they hate trannies too.

They've been riding that grift for almost thirty fucking years now. They need to be dragged kicking and screaming into realizing the window of easy victories is going to inevitably shrink. One way or another, this strawman has to come toppling down, and I want shit in their teeth for it.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Wait, have you never heard of the Warsaw Ghetto? Or even anecdotally speaking, how countless Jews in the occupied USSR joined the partisans and fought for years in the forests and swamps? Purely anecdotally, my grandfather was one of those, and he was lucky to escape by hiding under the floorboards while the Einsatzkommando and polizei rounded up and liquidated his ghetto.

Why hasn't Soros been liquidated yet by the Mossad because he is funding the next shoah as far as stuff goes.

Filling up Europe and America with strong anti jewish muslims that are like from the lower classes back home, are one of the biggest self owns ever. And unlike the Nazis, the muzzies got a strong religious fervor that is more in line with "fuck yeah" rather than "we must protect our purity of our race" reasoning.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

'Buyer's remorse': Democrats face electoral headwinds in swing states as Biden's job approval sinks

President Joe Biden is facing a downturn with voters that could hurt Democrats in electoral races and collapse the party's congressional majority in the midterm elections, according to pollsters and strategists.

www.washingtonexaminer.com

'Buyer's remorse': Democrats face electoral headwinds in swing states…

archived 22 Sep 2021 21:11:48 UTC

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White House chaos as video shows Joe Biden aides stop reporters asking questions

American journalists were unable to ask the president questions after U.K. Prime Minister Boris Johnson called on two British reporters.

www.newsweek.com

White House Chaos as Video Shows Joe Biden Aides Stop Reporters Askin…

archived 22 Sep 2021 21:11:52 UTC

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The press ever-so-politely turns on Biden, as troubles mount

Biden is finally getting criticism from the political press, at least as it pertains to the stories they actually cover.

thehill.com

The press ever-so-politely turns on Biden, as troubles mount | TheHill

archived 22 Sep 2021 18:12:46 UTC

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These two CNN articles made me laugh.

Analysis: New bombshells show Trump's coup threat was real and hasn't passed

A rush of new and shocking behind-the-scenes disclosures about how then-President Donald Trump sought to thwart the Constitution and the will of voters makes a clear case that America came closer to a coup earlier this year than previously known.

www.cnn.com

Analysis: New bombshells show Trump's coup threat was real and hasn't…

archived 22 Sep 2021 05:06:37 UTC

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Opinion | Trump left behind an autocrats' road map. We're going to destroy it.

The Protecting Our Democracy Act is being offered by Democrats, but we hope that some of our GOP colleagues recognize there is nothing partisan about protecting checks and balances.

www.nbcnews.com

Rep. Adam Schiff : Trump left behind a road map for aspiring autocrat…

archived 22 Sep 2021 20:18:36 UTC

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If I recall correctly, isn't the legislature of Oregon very red, with the executive blue?

Oregon legislature on the brink as Democrats push gerrymandered maps

A leading proposal to redraw Oregon’s congressional district lines boiled over into partisan acrimony as Democrats aim to force through a new map that would virtually lock in control of five of the state’s six seats in the U.S.

thehill.com

Oregon legislature on the brink as Democrats push gerrymandered maps …

archived 22 Sep 2021 21:13:57 UTC

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This -might- be related? Not completely sure, but involves the cabal so I thought I'd toss it in here.

WATCH: Bill Gates Awkwardly Addresses Jeffrey Epstein Ties

In a Tuesday with Judy Woodruff on PBS, Gates appeared to be caught off-guard by a series of questions relating to Epstein.

www.mediaite.com

WATCH: Bill Gates Awkwardly Addresses Jeffrey Epstein Ties

archived 22 Sep 2021 15:09:39 UTC

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Lithuanian agency warns against use of Chinese-made phones | AP News

VILNIUS, Lithuania (AP) — Lithuanian cybersecurity experts are urging the country's government agencies to abandon the use of Chinese smartphone brands after an investigation identified security vulnerabilities and censorship concerns with certain devices.

apnews.com

Lithuanian agency warns against use of Chinese-made phones

archived 22 Sep 2021 21:14:26 UTC

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Facebook overpaid FTC fine as 'quid pro quo' to protect Zuckerberg from liability, shareholders claim

Facebook Inc. overpaid billions of dollars to the Federal Trade Commission as part of an agreement to keep CEO Mark Zuckerberg from being held personally...

www.marketwatch.com

Facebook overpaid FTC fine as ‘quid pro quo’ to protect Zuckerberg fr…

archived 22 Sep 2021 21:13:37 UTC

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Interesting how some of these had already been archived. Also please note that these were all on msn's homepage, posted in the order I found them.

 

[Salubrious]

He talks about how the Republicans are 'overtly racist' now so I'm sure he thinks all the insane social justice shit that Democrats do on a daily basis is just the normal, decent, empathetic thing to do while Republicans trying to fight back in any way makes them the insane culture warriors. In his mind he probably thinks it's still 1992 and he's the sane one standing against all the loopy fundies that hate gays and see satanists behind every corner, except now it's even worse because they're racist now and they hate trannies too.

In related news "Uncle Tim" Scott is trending on Twitter again because apparently the Dems and Reps couldn't come to some sort of police reform compromise, so it obviously means Tim Scott condones police murdering black people.

 

[Spiteful Crow]

Liberals have a new conspiracy theory to rally around and believe uncritically!

 

[Iceland Heavy]

They've been riding that grift for almost thirty fucking years now. They need to be dragged kicking and screaming into realizing the window of easy victories is going to inevitably shrink. One way or another, this strawman has to come toppling down, and I want shit in their teeth for it.

It should be but they just keep applying pressure and opening up new fronts while tools like that Salon writer keep nodding and going along with it. Before the gay marriage issue had even cooled we were already on to trannies in bathrooms and classrooms and the moment the great black griftjustice reckoning slowed even slightly they instantly started trying to funnel Asians into the same eternal victimhood path. It should collapse at some point, but how much does it take?

 

[Salubrious]

Liberals have a new conspiracy theory to rally around and believe uncritically!

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I fully believe this to be a true and honest document and not a hoax in any way.

It's what Dave Chappelle said about the Jussie situation: no racists are going to ask Jussie "are you that faggot nigger from Empire?" because racists aren't going to watch Empire and have no fucking idea who Jussie was.