Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,594
Liber Pater said:
Josh could always set up a permanent legal war chest, store the funds as crypto, and publicly post the wallet address(es) (for transparency).
Additional war chests could be set up for specific goals, like trying to recover costs from Russ. If the goal isn't reached, the balance would just be added to the permanent fund and would be used the next time a legal issue comes up.
With smart contracts, both "chests" could be set up to require consent from both Null and a trusted third party (e.g. one of his lawyers or Rekieta) before funds can be withdrawn.
Theoretically, it would also be possible to create a second "Russ fund" that wouldn't automatically send residual balances to the main legal fund if goals aren't reached. This way, people who hate Russ but aren't especially inclined to give money to the Farms might feel more comfortable contributing.
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Seems like a lot of work for what might end up being a small gain. I obviously don't know anything about the bookkeeping here but I wonder how many people actually contribute in crypto, even if it's preferred.

If the payment system wasn't so fucked and people could send money as easily as they do to 'non-objectionable' causes I think this well-defined and immediate goal would probably be doable. It's too bad we can't exactly kickstart a kiwifarms legal motion to punish Russ Greer and hope that an anonymous "TS" donates $2500.
 
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has anyone ever tried to explain to russell that even if he weren't legitimately disabled, the 10/10s he think he's equivalent to still wouldn't date him because he's a manlet?

being short isn't a disability unless you need something from a top shelf, ergo any argument of muh dishabiliteh would be void.

it'd be really funny to get him on the track that height should be a legal disability. taylor swift's surprisingly tall, right? has she ever had any man in her parade of boyfriends shorter than her?
 
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it's called nyotaika said:
has anyone ever tried to explain to russell that even if he weren't legitimately disabled, the 10/10s he think he's equivalent to still wouldn't date him because he's a manlet?
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You just made my initial response to Greer about a thousand times more relevant:

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ConSluttant said:
Oh I know. It's just I've never seen an analysis done like this in the same sorts of situations. They just always go for the easy jurisdiction and punt it, causing folks to have to go pay yet again when they get sued for the fourth time for the same meritless claims just worded different.
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Jurisdiction is absolutely basic. A court is basically breaking the law if it acts without jurisdiction. It can be smacked down with a writ of prohibition ordering it to stop doing that.
 
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XxxwernxxX said:
He takes his IG private sometimes, he just did it with Twatter the other day, I think there were some Kiwis on his friends list before that reported that seemingly deleted posts had gone to friends only, but that was a few years back.


If you just search for 'greer russell facebook' (no quotes), it's the first thing that shows up. You can't see any posts without logging in or signing up, but you can see the the account is there.
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I looked at his FB, he hasn't posted anything since June 22nd.
 
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it's called nyotaika said:
has anyone ever tried to explain to russell that even if he weren't legitimately disabled, the 10/10s he think he's equivalent to still wouldn't date him because he's a manlet?

being short isn't a disability unless you need something from a top shelf, ergo any argument of muh dishabiliteh would be void.

it'd be really funny to get him on the track that height should be a legal disability. taylor swift's surprisingly tall, right? has she ever had any man in her parade of boyfriends shorter than her?
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She's 5'11". When she sings with another female celebrity, she usually towers over them. Russ insists he's 5'8" but he posted a pic of him with Dennis Hof. According to my search, Dennis Hof was 5'7" and Russ is much shorter than him. I'd say he's 5'4" or 5'5". He is really sensitive about it. And yes, people have tried to tell him that he's short and there's nothing to be ashamed of, but he still insists he's 5'8". Also, he maintains without his disability, he'd be a 9. We know better.
 
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Null said:
Spend money to do what? He doesn't work. I can't garnish the government money he gets for having a fucked up face. Maybe if he goes into appeals. I'm leaning towards that with Melinda.
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He does work, though. He is almost always working at a Wal-Mart or pushing a broom somewhere. He does not collect disability because having a fucked up face is not a disability for Social Security purposes.

Not saying you should, of course, since he probably makes less than tard bucks value anyway.
 
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AnOminous said:
He does work, though. He is almost always working at a Wal-Mart or pushing a broom somewhere. He does not collect disability because having a fucked up face is not a disability for Social Security purposes.
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It looked like he was doing back office work given his computer setup when he posted a pic of his apartment. But it's entirely possible he's a broom jockey somewhere too. He blew A LOT of money on his Yovanna video and AGT audition vid. He needs to replenish his hooker expedition funds. He's worked two jobs before when he was saving up for a brothel trip. He doesn't seem to have any real material wants beyond what he needs to write his "music" and perform it(badly).
 
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Fapcop said:
What Russell clearly needs to do, is to close down his whore-PAC and open a PAL-PAC (Protect All Lolcows) to fight for the repeal of Section 230.
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I can actually see this happening.
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Imagine a PAC full of Lolcows, from Russell to DSP to Chantal (And Chris contributing positive vibrations from his cell, obviously!) all fighting as one to repeal the CDA.
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This part... not so much. That would take the attention away from Russhole and his plights. Although maybe he'd allow a few female cows into his PAC if they offer to suck him his penis.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
It looked like he was doing back office work given his computer setup when he posted a pic of his apartment. But it's entirely possible he's a broom jockey somewhere too. He blew A LOT of money on his Yovanna video and AGT audition vid. He needs to replenish his hooker expedition funds. He's worked two jobs before when he was saving up for a brothel trip. He doesn't seem to have any real material wants beyond what he needs to write his "music" and perform it(badly).
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The office setup may be related to his PAC. He has a computer on a desk. Probably bought from Goodwill, with suspicious stains.

His material wants are getting somebody to suck him his peepee. And to Revenge Fuck Null and or Skordas.
 
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Tonight Nick is going to go over the judges ruling on his show so expect whiskey,Greer jokes & the infamous Lips.
How long til he shuts the pac down with it so ridiculed and shit lips exposed?
I'm sure he is creeping on IG to find another girlfriend to show us "I'm a winner see my fruits!"
If he tried to hurt someone with a cup full of acid,he could be the next TWO-FACE but extremely 1000% dumber.
What pisses me off is this walking freak show can go sue happy and make people have to shell out big bucks while this "Handjob for a ride" gets away with almost spending nothing.
Maybe one day someone he tries that one will have someone beat his face n so hard that its an improvement.

Question for the Legal guys & girls..Can he lose his paralegal status with the shit he files in court? Is that possible?
 
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Drowningman said:
Question for the Legal guys & girls..Can he lose his paralegal status with the shit he files in court? Is that possible?
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they can't take his degree away
i don't think he will work as a paralegal again though, his reputation precedes him and no law firm wants to be associated with a dude who is infamous for filing bullshit lawsuits against celebrities.
 
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