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[Miss Misery]

We have a lot of patients who claim to have seizures, but they're mostly either not witnessed or they're the tv version of what people think a tonic-clonic seizure is. They never have a postictal phase either. And they either refuse to have an EEG or it comes up normal.

So they usually get diagnosed with PNES, but we generally put them on Depakote, Lamictal, Trileptal, Tegretol, or Keppra, just to be safe (also the first couple are often used as psych meds - bonus!).

 

[Particle Bored]

Um. Are you just allowed to drive after having a seizure? Don't you have to be seizure-free for a certain period before you're legally allowed behind a wheel? The tweet reads like she has had at least one seizure, and now she is going to drive home to treat it?

I hope she's just being dramatic, because she is going to kill somebody.

I looked it up and some states including Colorado don't have a seizure-free period to be able to drive, but Washington does.

Damn Colorado is fuckin' lax.

State Driving Laws Database

www.epilepsy.com

I'd like to think that they read here and something we said resonated with one of them, so they told Bonnie to kick her out before she goes columbine on the whole ranch.

I wonder if any of them are reading here and if/when they tell her to stfu because her 24-hour tweetstream is bad for "opsec."

What I don't get is why no one has called an ambulance if she's faking tonic clonic seizures.

They dont want a bunch of white cishet chud EMTs invading their compound.

So they usually get diagnosed with PNES,

Just as a man like Kindness should be.

So validating!

 

[Banana Hammock]

Giving her the benefit of the doubt, but maybe she's just retarded and misdiagnosed her panic attacks as seizures?

 

[MetalParakeet]

We have a lot of patients who claim to have seizures, but they're mostly either not witnessed or they're the tv version of what people think a tonic-clonic seizure is. They never have a postictal phase either. And they either refuse to have an EEG or it comes up normal.

So they usually get diagnosed with PNES, but we generally put them on Depakote, Lamictal, Trileptal, Tegretol, or Keppra, just to be safe (also the first couple are often used as psych meds - bonus!).

It's too bad because the post phase is easiest to fake. I guess none of them look up seizures enough to figure out how to do it.

As far as I know, EEGs don't tell much about seizure activity over a certain period of time, which is why some people need to have them induced to diagnose epilepsy. But our fragile little princess isn't even pretending to need medical help.

If I could bet money, I'd say she has some lie about how doctors know but can't do anything but recommend rest, so its pointless to go anyway

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

Faking seizures is really common with munchies. They see epilepsy as this holy grail disease and will mysteriously vague post about their seizures. Some attribute it to POTS (lol). Most get slapped with an FND diagnosis if at all because doctors find no evidence of these seizures other than self reporting

In regards to her predicting her seizures, I wonder if she's just trying to claim she has a prodromal phase. They can last days and theyre less obvious than auras. It's more like, you have a seizure and then you realise "oh that's why things have been a bit funny".

Not an expert by any means. I think shes just thrashing around because it's a pretty good way of getting attention.

Days late on the armchair diagnosing but my money has been on histrionic personality disorder:

"Histrionic personality disorder (HPD) is defined by the American Psychiatric Association as a personality disorder characterized by a pattern of excessive attention-seeking behaviors, usually beginning in early childhood, including inappropriate seduction and an excessive desire for approval. People diagnosed with the disorder are said to be lively, dramatic, vivacious, enthusiastic, extrovert and flirtatious.

HPD lies in the dramatic cluster of personality disorders.[1] People with HPD have a high desire for attention, make loud and inappropriate appearances, exaggerate their behaviors and emotions, and crave stimulation.[1] They may exhibit sexually provocative behavior, express strong emotions with an impressionistic style, and can be easily influenced by others. Associated features include egocentrism, self-indulgence, continuous longing for appreciation, and persistent manipulative behavior to achieve their own wants."

Taken from Wikipedia lol

 

[KiwiFuzz]

12 bolt-on coyote teats.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

In other, non Kindness-related news, the furry Tranch documentarian is getting a pair of bolt-ons installed, and decided he needed to announce this to the internet.

Mostly just complaining about "transmedicalists". Still no news updates on the Tranchumentary yet though.

Reminds me of the man who deliberately frostbit his hands to have dog paws sewn on.

 

[behindyourightnow]

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Bitch what, guess she's a ~spy~ now too? What a fucking drama queen. Sorry for all the AlyssaPosting but after so much of the Tranchers just sitting around with their thumbs up their amholes it's nice to have some good old-fashioned high-octane crazy.

Troons are consistently great at displaying only the worst qualities of the sex they were born as, but to be honest I have not seen the “ruin your life for the sake of BPD pussy” quality show up before. One for the bingo card I suppose.

 

[Ghostse]

You know what is definitly great for someone with seizures? Fucking with your endocrine system by injecting hormones.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

@MetalParakeet She read the thread

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[Pocket Dragoon]

Ha, I knew she was a tweaker too. That explains a lot.

 

[hasbinot]

I got way behind on this thread but I caught up real quick when Alyssa entered. This Kindness arc is a cheap, spectacular, average reading level, page turning drama on par with a Dan Brown novel.

 

[MetalParakeet]

@MetalParakeet She read the thread
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Pity she didn't read enough to realize auras last an hour max. Another poster pointed out that there's a different type of warning that can last a day or so, so she's still getting her info wrong.

We are doing your research for you, Alyssa. You have a few people who experience real seizures laying it out for you as if you were five and you STILL fuck the details up.

I hope someone shoves something in your mouth during your next "fit."

 

[Tactical Wizard]

Do you think she believes she has them, or do you think it's a total lie?

With her extreme bpd, I could see it both ways. She's clearly unwell and could be manifesting these without realizing the cause is psychological and not biological.

Or she could just think seizures are cool and figure they're an easy way to manipulate.

What I don't get is why no one has called an ambulance if she's faking tonic clonic seizures. I mean, lots of epileptic people who have them really regularly and are medicated for it don't go to the hospital every time they have one but that doesn't seem to be the case for her.

She seems to have them fairly unfrequently (ie: conveniently) so really, she should be visiting the hospital when a burst of them come on. I wonder what lie she told a whole house of people to just let her flip out on the floor and do literally nothing but throw her on a tractor


Edit: now her Twitter shows her out on the town on a coffee date. Because someone who is definitely having a seizure any moment wants to be as far away from home as possible.

But then kevvy might be seen by…. UNQUEERS!

 

[MetalParakeet]

Side note: her most recent nude is...odd. I'm not posting it for the same reasons I didn't post her pee video so fuck yall, but yikes.

Is it T that causes your body to just sag? She's not a big girl yet she resembles someone who's lost a ton of weight in a short period of time

 

[BiggerChungus]

In other, non Kindness-related news, the furry Tranch documentarian is getting a pair of bolt-ons installed, and decided he needed to announce this to the internet.

Mostly just complaining about "transmedicalists". Still no news updates on the Tranchumentary yet though.

The like ratio's disappointing but I bet the comments are a true treasure trove.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Side note: her most recent nude is...odd. I'm not posting it for the same reasons I didn't post her pee video so fuck yall, but yikes.

Is it T that causes your body to just sag? She's not a big girl yet she resembles someone who's lost a ton of weight in a short period of time

Could be binder usage. How old is she, anyway?

Also lol at whoever it was that suspected her sister didn't have EDS, this girl is covered in signs. Look at the stretch marks and arachnodactyly (NSFW link to a nude) and the shot where he's folding her hand in half



Edit: Alyssa if you are reading this thread, please consider taking some extra vitamin C and keep up with blood tests to see if a doctor thinks you need an iron infusion. Also I'm curious about what dental work you had done, were there braces and wisdom teeth removal?

 

[Chicken Gendies]

It's funny to me how Bonnie doesnt seem to acknowledge or address kindess' BPD posting (as really any well reasoned adult should), but will reply to her other uplifting posts on twitter.

Kindness: I think I'm going to have another seizure.
Bonnie: ...

Kindness: I'm gonna make the make the most of this relationship while I still can.
Bonnie: We're so cute UwU.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Bonnie having his whole phone out while on their date, lol, you've literally been dating for like two weeks. Looks like he figured out real quick he doesn't care for the full-time crazy.Also has anyone noticed the timeline of the last day or two?

Bonnie/Tranchers: okay, you're a crazy bitch, bye bye time you should go
Alyssa: OH NO SIEZURES I CANT GO HERE'S $100 IM NOT LEAVING

Bonnie: oh you should stay in bed
Alyssa: WHAT IF I STAY IN YOURS

Bonnie: oh okay I'm uh, gonna do some farming shit, very strenuous, clearly you should stay inside
Alyssa: WHAT IF I SHOVED MY WHOLE SELF IN YOUR TRACTOR

Bonnie: oh yikes okay, uh, I'm gonna... run to town for some errands, you should stay here
Alyssa: WHAT IF I CAME WITH YOU

She's refusing to let him out of her fucking sight. If Bonnie had thought she might be starting to come off as annoying and clingy before, she sure is doubling down on that like a ton of (crazy) bricks.

Also a word of warning to anyone who might make the mistake of checking her twitter: not only did she post a nude, it's her in what looks to be the coffeeshop bathroom showing off a disgusting stained sarlac pit of an asshole. So tread carefully because I am NEVER gonna get that out of my brain.

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

So now she is also blinded by her "siezures", I don't think I've seen her mention that before:

https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1440867449247649792 (https://archive.ph/lZhSk)
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https://twitter.com/KindKinkster/status/1440867896184299525 (https://archive.ph/VAf3x)

I figure she's about 24 hours past her welcome running out. I wonder how much longer she can milk the whole "siezure" thing before someone tells her in no uncertain terms to leave posthaste.