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If we're putting what is essentially an army together to steal a diamond and I hopefully assume use it to purge the world of witches I propose this be our theme song:
Deus Vult, my brothers!
Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties
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Deus Vult, my brothers!
fuzzyrodent85
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Angie has another video on her channel, can someone archive it and post it on here? I tried to but it won't do it for some reason.
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Thinking about it would offering your masturbation to Aphrodite do anything but piss her off? She rules over things like Love, Beauty, and Procreation/Fertility (sometimes also being linked with marriage) so why would she be happy over you doing something that really has nothing to do with those. Make more sense if you were to give an offering to her before/after having sex in the hopes of actually having a baby come out of it or maybe even towards the hopes of a happy marriage.
Just taken from Britannica's article on her since it's one of the first couple results when you look her up:
Something about that last line is funny to me, but I can't quite place it.
Also, that ask sounds like it comes from an actual crazy person, talking about their past lives where they were a couple with a literal god.
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Where would fairies even get their underwear from? I can't imagine them walking into a Victoria's Secret.
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But when I do it I'm "sick" and "need help"
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You should probably freeze your card. Maybe someone got a hold of it.
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Well, that's one way to prevent gentrification.
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>Discord
That's when you should have known.
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Hi Mayhem, I'm destruction.
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Hey, whatever motivates you for work I guess. At my job they hung up my painting of one of the managers and I gave my coworker a painting of her gecko Marvin. I also pretend I'm playing Papa's Sandwhicheria.
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I feel like Angie is having a midlife crisis.
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Username fits.
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How do you psychically attack someone?
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Please never say "DadMom" ever again.
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Imagine being the child of an r/witchcraft poster.
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Daddy issues ahoy!
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This person's anus is probably worse than Nikocado Avocado's.
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Time to rob the Smithsonian for the Hope diamond.
View attachment 2548679 Amberlynn? I know Destiny broke your heart but it's time to let her go.
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It's not lotion.
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What does demowoman mean?
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I wonder what that username would sound like phonetically.
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I feel bad for Aphrodite now. She has to hear all these people masturbating 24/7
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What is with the text being like six different colors?
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How do you accidentally masturbate?
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Angie has a YouTube channel now, archive below.
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Everything comes with a price.
Her account is called Angie's Tales From Wales
Persephone is basically Hade's captive rape-bride and one of Zeus' favorite pass-times was raping random mortal women and giving them bastard children. These people call themselves feminists?
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Fucking love Sabaton.
Probably because of the length. It's too long for my grabber, too. I'll embed it though so she can get some views.
They don't want this Persephone and Hades:
Or even THIS Persephone, which is also not historically "accurate" but at least tries to get the fashions and culture correct:
They want THIS Persephone and Hades:
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Anyone who thinks that they were such hot shit in a past life that a god was interested in them, please kindly remove your head from your own ass. Also, man whatever you're doing in this life, what a step down.
In St. Augustine's Confessions (written around 400 ad, so about 400 years before Greco-Roman polytheism died out), a lot of what he talks about is all of the mistakes he made as a young man, and while he's getting drunk and sleeping around, he's having a spiritual crisis, and trying to figure out what he believed in. Looking to various faiths of the time, from Manicheanism to Greek/Roman paganism. Eventually though, he decided that both weren't true because once he had thought on them, they both served as an excuse for one's moral failings. The Manicheans basically thought that they had evil matter that forced them to do wrong on occassion, and when he brings up classic mythology he felt that belief in the Hellenistic pantheon was foolish because the gods just seemed to be there so that men could have an easy excuse for their shitty behavior. Jupiter/Zeus the god of justice was not only a serial cheater but a rapist. Someone said it a few pages back, but a lot of these people just seem to have taken pagan deities and turned them into a watered down version of God with more specific interests, failing to realize that these diverse deities from multiple cultures aren't the same as the God of their parents.
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Hades I can somewhat see given I remember OSP in their videos talking about Hades paint him in a pretty good light and that channels videos on Greek mythology are pretty popular. Channel probably created a lot of shippers that thought they were cute and it transferred over to a liking of Hades, who honestly seems pretty chill compared to the other Greek gods so I can get the liking. There's also probably some mixing with people's enjoyment of Hades from Hercules since he was one of the better parts of the film.
Zeus....I don't get since even those illiterate to any stories involving him at least know from cultural osmosis that a good chunk of stories involving Zeus started like so:
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The gap is by design because its a form of escapism. Most of these people larp as pagans because its an identity they use to find purpose in decaying consumerist societies. When you're an internet witch you have communities online you can identify with, products you can buy to fill the hole in your heart (like crystals and whatnot) and rituals to fulfil you without the strict rules of a religion. Fundamentally its no different from nerds overly obsessed with star wars who wish they were jedis to escape their pathetic lives. The gap exists to put off the existential vertigo their soulless existence would cause.
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The thought that even a goddess of sex and beauty would be worshipped by a "boring" religion with "boring" clergy.
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Nietsche kind of skims along this same idea in "Geneology of Morals" when he deconstructs a lot of the self-described "post-Christian" secular moralizers of the 19th century -- despite all their talk of having freed themselves from their childhood and mainstream cultural religion, they're actually just blindly regurgitating it with the name "Jesus/Yahweh" filed off, and the name of some political guru or ideal concept scribbled over it.
On a sillier note, meet Yggithedivinewitch, a witch who casts spells with her fingernail polish. I'm amazed I haven't seen her sigil for "gender neutral magic" splattered on every enby genderspecial neopagan.
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Feeling empowered by using magic to make you act like a dog. Its too good to make up.
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Found playlist.
Don't worry meatbags. If you fight alongside the holy robot army we will ensure that you are killed last.
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This was the only thread were i could put this insanity.
So this woman's channel is all about her recovering from drug addiction, being anorexic and all sorts of fucked up stuff from when she was a goth raver with girl on the internet syndrome. I randomly followed her because i thought she was milky and now she is off the handle talking about all vampires she astral travel with and basically having several psychotic breakdowns leading to almost killing her mother and herself which she blames on spirit keeping gone wrong because apparently she bought the wrong vampire spirit pokemon off her magic seller and it was a dark spirit and not a fun good one.
Good reminder that this stuff seems funny and naive until is mixed with actual mental illness then it becomes like spraying gasoline over a lighted match.
So this woman's channel is all about her recovering from drug addiction, being anorexic and all sorts of fucked up stuff from when she was a goth raver with girl on the internet syndrome. I randomly followed her because i thought she was milky and now she is off the handle talking about all vampires she astral travel with and basically having several psychotic breakdowns leading to almost killing her mother and herself which she blames on spirit keeping gone wrong because apparently she bought the wrong vampire spirit pokemon off her magic seller and it was a dark spirit and not a fun good one.
Good reminder that this stuff seems funny and naive until is mixed with actual mental illness then it becomes like spraying gasoline over a lighted match.
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I know "y'all need Jesus" is a meme but sometimes you see those who really do...
[W]e’ve lost something. To be honest, we had it taken from us, historically. When the altars were stripped in Britain, that was top-down. The English Reformation was not a move of the common people. It came top-down; it was taken away. And what you see after that, in the whole—and continuing in the whole Anglophone world, what you see is an awareness at some level of what’s been lost; that we’ve been reduced to language, that some element of the noetic side, of the spiritual, has been stripped away, and it comes out in all these weird ways. You have somebody like Sir Isaac Newton getting obsessed with alchemy and finding bizarre symbolism and structures in the book of Revelation.
You have weird folk remedies and cures and what are essentially remnants of paganism and superstition cropping up in Puritan communities in the US who fled to have their totally pure English Calvinist religion, have all of these things going on, and relatively accepted, because they’re just part of life. We are aware, even when we want to deny it, no matter how fiercely we want to deny it; we’re aware that the spiritual is there. We experience it all the time. So it’s going to come out in those unhealthy ways if we don’t come up with a healthy approach.
So Fr. Andrew just talked about the idea that these things have spiritual resonance, all the things we do in our life; I’m going to come at it from the other angle. We tend to try to pursue the spiritual as spiritual; that’s what Sir Isaac Newton’s alchemy is. We want visions, we want experiences, we go out and, because we’ve still got this bifurcation, we realize, “I have all this… I’m a materialist. I have this mindset. I need to get this spiritual back,” and so we start pursuing purely spiritual experience in this sort of purely spiritual way. And there are folks out there who just bounce around from mysticism to mysticism and from meditative practice to meditative practice, trying to chase after that experience. But since the reality is that the spiritual underlies the material, the only way to get to the spiritual is through the material. These always go together.
This is why St. Paul says, “I can have all visions, I can speak in the tongues of men and angels, I can have all gifts and prophesy. I can do all these things, and if I don’t have love, I’m nothing; I’m worthless. I’m garbage; it’s pointless.” Love is the way we approach these things. So if you want to get the spiritual back in your life, and you want to really get it, the real thing, not the counterfeit—you want to get the real deal—then the next time you see—and you won’t have to wait long—the next time you see someone who needs someone to smile at them, smile at them. The next time you see someone who needs someone to talk to them, or, more importantly, listen to them, listen to them. The next time you see someone who needs help, help them. And you’ll be amazed at how, as you start doing those things, the spiritual starts to come alive for you. You start to understand the world more.
You’re not going to go and find the spiritual on its own and add it to the material you already have, but through love you’re going to draw close to God, and your nous will begin to be cleansed. You’ll get your mind right, and you’ll start to see what it is that’s been going on around you this whole time, and you’ll start to understand. And that’s also why St. Paul tells us in Hebrews that faith, which should be translated “faithfulness,” is the substance of things hoped for. When we’re faithful, all of a sudden all of those hopes and dreams, all of these things that we’re just sort of believing by faith or intuition, suddenly have substance, suddenly become real to us.
So that’s my closing thought. There’s a very practical way to try to get back to where ancient people were, and it’s not through estotericism or even mysticism; it’s through loving your neighbor, in very real and very practical ways that every single one of us can start doing right now if we really want to.
You have weird folk remedies and cures and what are essentially remnants of paganism and superstition cropping up in Puritan communities in the US who fled to have their totally pure English Calvinist religion, have all of these things going on, and relatively accepted, because they’re just part of life. We are aware, even when we want to deny it, no matter how fiercely we want to deny it; we’re aware that the spiritual is there. We experience it all the time. So it’s going to come out in those unhealthy ways if we don’t come up with a healthy approach.
So Fr. Andrew just talked about the idea that these things have spiritual resonance, all the things we do in our life; I’m going to come at it from the other angle. We tend to try to pursue the spiritual as spiritual; that’s what Sir Isaac Newton’s alchemy is. We want visions, we want experiences, we go out and, because we’ve still got this bifurcation, we realize, “I have all this… I’m a materialist. I have this mindset. I need to get this spiritual back,” and so we start pursuing purely spiritual experience in this sort of purely spiritual way. And there are folks out there who just bounce around from mysticism to mysticism and from meditative practice to meditative practice, trying to chase after that experience. But since the reality is that the spiritual underlies the material, the only way to get to the spiritual is through the material. These always go together.
This is why St. Paul says, “I can have all visions, I can speak in the tongues of men and angels, I can have all gifts and prophesy. I can do all these things, and if I don’t have love, I’m nothing; I’m worthless. I’m garbage; it’s pointless.” Love is the way we approach these things. So if you want to get the spiritual back in your life, and you want to really get it, the real thing, not the counterfeit—you want to get the real deal—then the next time you see—and you won’t have to wait long—the next time you see someone who needs someone to smile at them, smile at them. The next time you see someone who needs someone to talk to them, or, more importantly, listen to them, listen to them. The next time you see someone who needs help, help them. And you’ll be amazed at how, as you start doing those things, the spiritual starts to come alive for you. You start to understand the world more.
You’re not going to go and find the spiritual on its own and add it to the material you already have, but through love you’re going to draw close to God, and your nous will begin to be cleansed. You’ll get your mind right, and you’ll start to see what it is that’s been going on around you this whole time, and you’ll start to understand. And that’s also why St. Paul tells us in Hebrews that faith, which should be translated “faithfulness,” is the substance of things hoped for. When we’re faithful, all of a sudden all of those hopes and dreams, all of these things that we’re just sort of believing by faith or intuition, suddenly have substance, suddenly become real to us.
So that’s my closing thought. There’s a very practical way to try to get back to where ancient people were, and it’s not through estotericism or even mysticism; it’s through loving your neighbor, in very real and very practical ways that every single one of us can start doing right now if we really want to.
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Bible thumpers would probably react the same way as the pagan schizos and totally validate her in believing she is haunted by evil vampires from the Twilight dimension and try even more banishing rituals of their own, except for jesus of course. Don't think that would solve much, people like these need serious tard wrangling.
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Re: @Flexo can't quote you for some reason
The Protestant Reformation and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have lead to a widespread erosion of morals, a decrease in social cohesion, and many, many instances of neopagan spiritualist white girls posting cringe.
The Protestant Reformation and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have lead to a widespread erosion of morals, a decrease in social cohesion, and many, many instances of neopagan spiritualist white girls posting cringe.
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My cat being late to the party is 100% accurate.
They also direly want the woke-ass-fuck version of greek mythology that was in the game Hades, which in actuality could be called My Gay OC Adventure, Greek Edition. Game itself is really good, mind, but the view of the greek gods is sanitized and modernized to Tartarus and back. Yet it still managed to portray the pantheon as having serious issues with internal politics, strife, and just being less-than-kind at the drop of a hat.
Being someone's Persephone means being locked up in a place that is anathema to you nearly all of a year with a husband who was chosen against your will but isn't, at the least, a giant douchebag like the other gods. Hades is usually portrayed as fair and reasonable but this 'soft mysterious edgy boi' stuff is wishful thinking that has evolved from Twilight fantasies.
Druveer
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As a kid some of the first books I picked out for myself at the library was greek myths.... hearing later that people were out there romantisizing the relationship between Hades and Persephone was weird as fuck.
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Women like that kind of stuff. There are enough bad romance novels with a similar premise to fill the Library of Alexandria, get burned down, and build a new one without re-treading content.
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It is with a heavy heart that I contribute to this thread. Finns actually managed to keep the pagan traditions long enough that they were recorded from genuine pagans, not like Poetic Edda which was narrated by Christians and recorded by Christians. The "ancient poems of the Finnish people" contains 100,000 genuine pagan spells and incantations. Some Finnic people like Maris have kept unbroken pagan tradition alive to this day, and 15% of them consider themselves pagan. I'm not a pagan but I am a nationalist, and it is precisely this richness of heritage which makes the faggotry of neo-pagans so painful cringe. Jush flushing down thousands of years of heritage down the toilet when you have the rare privilege of having actual genuine pagan tradition. There're two major groups, ethno-pagan Taivaannaula, and far-left Karhun Kansa which is luckily small but extremely dense cringe sect that got banished from Taivaannaula for wanting to wed faggots and being new age. And it is KK cringe I am posting:
Last ones are typical KK accts: "Antifa Seer, radical pagan activist" and the rest is English buzzwords.
Also as a downer ending, few of KK lesbian trannies abused and killed a child recently. Again, these freaks are marginal even among the pagans (there's 60 of them according to the article), outnumbered hundredfold by literal nazi-pagans, of which there is a healthy community in Finland.
Last ones are typical KK accts: "Antifa Seer, radical pagan activist" and the rest is English buzzwords.
Also as a downer ending, few of KK lesbian trannies abused and killed a child recently. Again, these freaks are marginal even among the pagans (there's 60 of them according to the article), outnumbered hundredfold by literal nazi-pagans, of which there is a healthy community in Finland.
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