Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[my lovely trauma lumps]

Whorebitter sure incorporated to the farms nicely, limited her profile, almost immediately caught the no double posting "rule", calls kf folks agents (much like the email Russ got, just sayin').

Dammit, you got me! Here's a pic of me on my first day on hooker twitter, excited to spend 10 months role-playing as a professional dadshagger for T3H M05T 3P1C L337 7R0LL 3V4H!!!!1

Spoiler

Haha, I go through the profile privacy settings every time I sign up to a new website as a rule, idk if I'm just extra paranoid cause I'm a hooker but I assumed that most people do that.

I use Troll Agents BECAUSE of Russ using the word lmao, I just thought it was funny, you won't find anything where I've used that term before he posted his fake email.

"Don't double post" is basic etiquette in most forums and has been forever, are you a zoomer or something? Kf didn't make it up.

I get it, you don't want people thinking it's funny to go fuck with Russ to try and poke him into creating content, but I can promise you that I really did just want to quietly share info on a dangerous person with my community because it boils my piss when punters pull this shit and didn't expect that he'd ever even know that I'd PM'd my mutuals to warn them about him, let alone lose his mind over it this spectacularly. I can't remember if someone's already shared them but I've got tweets that go into further detail about how twitter recommends profiles to follow that have connections with you and how I came across him etc.

There's not really a way that I can prove I'm just a hooker to anyone without sharing my ads/work identity, which would stop me getting booked or get me beaten up by my clients who are then aware that I bitch about them not knowing how to wash their arseholes on twitter as soon as they leave. The whole point of all the anon hooker accounts is because we like having a space to vent about the crappy side of the job, if we posted the shit we say in on client-facing spaces then obviously it would be bad for business. Think of angry anon hooker alt twitter as the equivalent of a staff room where you get to bitch about annoying customers without the smiley customer service mask on.
I guess I could ask some of the other twitter hookers to vouch for me but the majority of them are anon too so them saying they've met me/worked with me prob doesn't count for much. Open to other suggestions that don't involve me risking a dox though?

Sorry if me trying to adopt the culture & fit in seems suspicious, I just know how cringe it is when new people join a site and don't bother to learn shit about how it works. I promise I will do worse at assimilating in future - my next post will be DAE THINK RUSSELL IS UGLY AND STUPID???

Just to be super clear, I've never contacted Russ nor do I have any intention to - I tagged his twitter because he'd blocked me already and its easier for people reading to click onto the profile to block it, but if there's a common consensus that continuing to add to the twitter thread and copying over stuff that's documented here is pozloading my neghole then ofc I'll accept that & bow out cause my main incentive is still trying to help my fellow hookers avoid dangerous clients, the lulz are just a nice bonus.

Hope everyone is well anyway, I'm knackered and today is my first day off in a long time so I'm taking a duvet day and I'll see if I get chance to go through my bookmarked posts at last but pls don't hold me to that I need some beauty sleep to get me up to a 5/10


Quick edit - yeah I often have lots of free time, that's the whole point of being a prozzie lol. I don't work 40hr weeks I'll usually have a couple of hours a day max seeing clients/filming then shitpost during travel time or when I'm laying awake at night wishing my dad had paid me more attention

 

[Uzumaki]

Dammit, you got me! Here's a pic of me on my first day on hooker twitter, excited to spend 10 months role-playing as a professional dadshagger for T3H M05T 3P1C L337 7R0LL 3V4H!!!!1
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Don't take it personally; we're really popular with a certain demographic and that leads to a lot of gay ops so basically everyone who comes here FROM the story is going to be accused of being secretly one of us at some point. Frankly if it hadn't happened you should be offended at being ignored.

Nobody objects to you shitting on ratface on twitter. That's the Lord's work.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

It's hilarious that Russ's birth name was Bret Ross, cos that is a bit of an alpha chad jock name, not the sort of guy to scribble a kill list of hot cheerleaders on a bathroom stall wall...

 

[Drowningman]

He needs to change it back to Bret Ross move to another country and stay under the radar..but no Russ will keep on creeping on women on the internet and filing insane lolsuits.

 

[Grift Garrison]

In a perfect world, Null goes after legal fees and Russell can't pay them. Null gets a judgement, Utah & Nevada are both states that allow wage garnishment. Russell is stuck paying the Null tax for the next 18 months.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Russ has a sister right? Maybe Null should ask her out. That would be a glorious tard rage after this week for him.

Don't think Null would be breaking the rules he put in place himself, at least not just for lulz. And I doubt that the lady wants to have anything to do with Russ.

 

[Drowningman]

His bio sister wants nothing to do with rat face. I'm sure she is fully aware of his past adventures because he has tried to contact her at some point.

 

[Cilleystring]

I hope her and her friends read this thread

 

[AnOminous]

Specifically, [sic] means that a quoted phrase or word is incorrect, and that this error has been left intact when quoted in a subsequent document.

That is the connotation of the signal, but all it really denotes is that the person quoting it wants to indicate that they, themselves, did not make this particular statement. It doesn't actually state that the person being quoted is someone the person quoting him disapproves of him.

I think this judge actually does disapprove of our activities, though, even if the slurper got the shaft.

 

[Just A Butt]

I think this judge actually does disapprove of our activities

who would ever think that a sitting judge would disapprove of a bunch of retards wasting hours of their lives watching other more entertaining retards? clown world, man

 

[BluntyBitch]

The most fame Russell could ever hope for, besides being infamous on the internet, is to be included in a law textbook of what Not to do, or a small chapter on litigious, celebrity stalkers.

My buddy was in Vegas for a week for a conference. Played a lot of craps. He enjoyed calling out 69s (hop 6s hop 9s for $5) and started calling it a "Russell Greer Suck Me My Penis!"

so if casino dealers didnt know who he was, they do now.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

That is the connotation of the signal, but all it really denotes is that the person quoting it wants to indicate that they, themselves, did not make this particular statement. It doesn't actually state that the person being quoted is someone the person quoting him disapproves of him.

If memory serves, it should mean something like "written like this" - used either to confirm that an improbable statement is in fact correct or to point out that a mistake in a quote was copied from the original text.
Or I was using it wrong

 

[AnOminous]

only bootlicking faggots follow that rule

There are jannies who will merge your doubleposts. This is the one task that jannies deserve a medal for. Thanks, merging jannies!

used either to confirm that an improbable statement is in fact correct or to point out that a mistake in a quote was copied from the original text.

It's usually an implied insult. I think the judge was somewhat buttmad about the contents of the nool quote.

 

[Funny Yellow Dog]

Greer should hire a jew lawyer next time, then he might win.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Greer should hire a jew lawyer next time, then he might win.

He should hire the mountain jew for extra lolz.

 

[Fuck Taxes]

Am I autistic for wishing all new users would be more like the prozzie?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

He should hire the mountain jew for extra lolz.

As amazing as this would be, she dropped from law school after one semester so I believe she can't represent anybody but herself.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Despite the trauma lumps ratface is back to reviewing things on Google/Google maps. 1 star with no review for the same Adult Superstore he reviewed and deleted previous and a review for Nevada Beverage which is a beverage distribution company a few blocks away. Review sounds like he interacted with the front desk in person. I can't fathom any legit business Russ would have with a Beverage Distribution company seeing he isn't a store or a trucker. Their routes do tend to be woman ran though. Was Russ thirsty enough to try and get an employees contact information at the front desk lol?

It distributes Budweiser too. Why would Ratmouth associate with a company that distributes alcohol? Isn't he supposed to be a good boy who doesn't drink?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Despite the trauma lumps ratface is back to reviewing things on Google/Google maps. 1 star with no review for the same Adult Superstore he reviewed and deleted previous and a review for Nevada Beverage which is a beverage distribution company a few blocks away. Review sounds like he interacted with the front desk in person. I can't fathom any legit business Russ would have with a Beverage Distribution company seeing he isn't a store or a trucker. Their routes do tend to be woman ran though. Was Russ thirsty enough to try and get an employees contact information at the front desk lol?

Maybe he tried to get them to sign up for his PAC and got pissed off when they told the little misshaped gnome to leave.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Maybe he tried to get them to sign up for his PAC and got pissed off when they told the little misshaped gnome to leave.

That's probably it. I think he's trying to get companies he perceives as "adult" to support him. Only adults can drink booze, adults hire hookers, so they must be on his side right? I think that's the same reason he went to the Adult Superstore. They sell sex toys, so they must support paying for sex right?