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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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What crime was your relative charged with and when will he be released?
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Nothing. He paid the million-something and they were happy. Well, as happy as the IRS gets. You can't get your money from people in jail. He's kind of a dick, but he's not Al Capone. They weren't looking for a reason to lock him up.
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I'm not sure that's necessarily true. I would guess once you start using words like "practice" or "research", it raises red flags and its pretty obvious what you're trying to do.
No business would ever pay any taxes ever if it was this easy to just call everything business expenses.
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Been noted before. Pretty sure "behind the scenes" is code for "friends and family". That way he bypasses the majority of fees and keeps more of the money. Which is definitely illegal as it's a business. Not sure how the legality relates to the person sending the money if they know they're helping Philip fuck over the system. Only way to check would be accessing his PayPal account. The right one.
Otherwise there's no reason to not use StreamLabs/Elements. It's anonymous to the point where you can enter any name you want.
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Maybe he can get Nick Rekieta to be his lawyer pro bono. Nick would be downing shots of whiskey while Phil would be downing shots of gin.
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Nick would probably jump at the chance to sniff Phil’s ass for the trouble.
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We don't have the reciepts for what was bought, it might be that he drinks less than expected and his beautiful and ever-loving sperg wife is living the high life and craves expensive wines to stay around...
I'm quite a heavy drinker, also a Swede so shit's stupidly expensive even if I only drink the cheap shit, I'd say - if there's a biker party or two happening as well; I'd guess I could spend 300-350$ in a month. (not every month, the more hardcore ones, on average I'd guess about 150$)
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Tell me which full time lawyer has time to spam videos and streams as much as nick rekeita? Until proven otherwise he’s a faker with a “law firm” using that clout to hype his YouTube channel
So by now Phil has devoured his IHOP door dash breakfast and drank at least a quarter bottle of gin.
Now his 320 lb wife who is still rapidly gaining weight is driving Phil and herself with extreme prejudice towards the Fred Meyer a half mile away. Phil is in the passenger seat, getting a quick burst of dopamine after doing some WWE pulls, but Phil is nervous, Khet said she was hungry, like really hungry, and Phil only brought in $100 in tips yesterday. He is going to have to not pull much today because BIG Khet needs the frozen lasagna.
Phil will start to feel better in a little bit when they go to the Sheri’s and Phil can devour another All American Brunch while he pulls more WWE Champions as he tries to ignore the sounds of grease and slop being guzzled by his 325+ lb wife, who is still hungry. Phil is looking forward to his slice of S’mores pie while Khet is excited for the rest of the pie Phil buys with the children’s money.
The day is only half over, and Phil will sigh and think to himself, if only those mouth drooling detractor trolls knew how difficult his life is. These trolls, who are just like the people who stormed the capital on January 6th, show him zero respect and cost him putting on a silly hat twice yesterday. His life has been tough, it has.
Now his 320 lb wife who is still rapidly gaining weight is driving Phil and herself with extreme prejudice towards the Fred Meyer a half mile away. Phil is in the passenger seat, getting a quick burst of dopamine after doing some WWE pulls, but Phil is nervous, Khet said she was hungry, like really hungry, and Phil only brought in $100 in tips yesterday. He is going to have to not pull much today because BIG Khet needs the frozen lasagna.
Phil will start to feel better in a little bit when they go to the Sheri’s and Phil can devour another All American Brunch while he pulls more WWE Champions as he tries to ignore the sounds of grease and slop being guzzled by his 325+ lb wife, who is still hungry. Phil is looking forward to his slice of S’mores pie while Khet is excited for the rest of the pie Phil buys with the children’s money.
The day is only half over, and Phil will sigh and think to himself, if only those mouth drooling detractor trolls knew how difficult his life is. These trolls, who are just like the people who stormed the capital on January 6th, show him zero respect and cost him putting on a silly hat twice yesterday. His life has been tough, it has.
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I'm not extremely familiar with Nick, but I'm pretty sure it's been confirmed that he's an accredited lawyer that's passed the bar exam.
Does he run an "extremely successful" law firm? Not likely, as he obviously has a lot of downtime to stream as often as he does, as you mentioned. Since being a lawyer isn't a typical job, it's had to say what constitutes being a "full time" lawyer.
I'm not sure how well he was doing financially before he started gaining popularity on Youtube, but the demographic of people he panders to sure seem to throw a lot of money at him, so even if his clients are few and far in between, he seems to be doing pretty well for himself.
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This idiot's parents are brother and sister?
King of Hateful Slurs
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inb4 "I HAD to use Doordash to protect muh family from Frank Hassle."
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Pretty sure he was relatively new in the field, and was just streaming once or twice a week for the fun of it, then he realized people would give him 20 dollars to answer their questions immediately and slowly phased out practicing law to drink whisky on stream and alt right click bait on youtube. Dudes got to be careful though, as time goes on no one's gonna care about the alcoholic who was a lawyer for a couple of years a decade ago.
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This looks like an accredited lawer who runs a law firm website doesn't it
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Someone had to have hacked that account as not one word of that post is true.
Stephen Hawking
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Plot twist, Frank Hassle has signed up for DoorDash and is waiting for Phils address to order.
He's just waiting for an order from fast food and horse feed from Petco.
Be careful Phil, the trolls infiltrated your delivery apps.
Was someone from here trolling Phil or maybe OIC stalking his house.
You can check tweets from 6th and 7th august to Phil.
You can check tweets from 6th and 7th august to Phil.
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Except he uses Doordash for drive-thru places and has no worries eating out at sit-down places.
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