US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[verissimus]

Truly, is there anything more pathetic in this world than a journalist?

Working for the current regime, which, journalists are effectively doing.

Calling it now: use of horses for Border Patrol Agents will be forbidden going forward.

Please lend me your crystal ball, because you sir are a prophet.

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https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1441104679320973317

Why...just why of all things is it that one of the few things that manages to unite both sides? Absolutely disgusting.

Because they own us.

No, because Congress doesn't have any balls.

...I really don't want to know what depths these people are willing to sink to.

Only took a few hours for things to keep sinking lower....

 

[spiritofamermaid]

Shooter shot himself

 

[the fall of man]

The heartbeat abortion bill and the Talichads prove the opposite. Classical Liberalism is very susceptible to wokeness due to the free speech paradox. It's unable to understand the difference between loyal opposition and subversive elements and thus, will always get subverted. Another core weakness that fucked the Atheists is that any First Cause is a prerequisite to natural rights. When natural rights are man-made, they can and are taken away due to the recognition that anything created by humans is flawed. After all, natural rights are not laws of nature which cannot be ignored.

Thus, religion and traditionalism have to go together and work the best against wokeness.

While I prefer the traditionalist, religious approach, and espouse it myself, let's not forget the value of just taking a massive verbal shit on every stupid idea that you chance to hear, for your own personal enjoyment.

Also, read the gospels to learn the secrets of trolling the Jews effectively

 

[JohnDoe]

Imagining San Francisco Walgreens employees with guns helplessly watching black bloc ransack their cosmetics

If they were allowed to shoot, though....
"Tryin' ta scares me?!? Black don't crack!"
"Put it down! Don't mock my Glock!"

"Oye vey, this worker is a super white supremacist Nazi! Everyone condemn this worker, Juan Carlos De Los Lupe Gonzalez!"

 

[The Last Stand]

Shooter shot himself

He should've just done that instead of taking it out on others.

 

[Billy Beer]

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But I was told it was the fault of Brexit!

How can carbon dioxide be depleted? Sounds like a pretty straightforward chemical process. Would think there are plenty of producers of the gas in the UK.

Personally, have noticed some thin shelves at the commissary, but plenty of canned soda.

One company makes 60+% of all of our C02. It shut down last week because gas prices spiked by 250% and it wasn't profitable for them to do it. So instead of putting up prices or talking to business/the government, they just shut down. They're back up and running now that the govt have sorted things out.

They shouldn't have just pulled the plug. I expect that company to have a management/ownership change when this settles down.

 

[Buff Wellington]

Douglas Adams has been dead for 20 years

I cant tell you how excited I was to read something he wrote in like 99 predicting Trump as the Prez and the Post Truth Era only to realize he got the name wrong

 

[the fall of man]

But I was told it was the fault of Brexit!

One company makes 60+% of all of our C02. It shut down last week because gas prices spiked by 250% and it wasn't profitable for them to do it. So instead of putting up prices or talking to business/the government, they just shut down. They're back up and running now that the govt have sorted things out.

They shouldn't have just pulled the plug. I expect that company to have a management/ownership change when this settles down.

Okay I have a solution to both this problem and climate change, hear me out

 

[Billy Beer]

RE shooting:

What's that states mask requirements? Could this be a case of "put a mask on!" "lol no, eat lead" ?

 

[spiritofamermaid]

RE shooting:

What's that states mask requirements? Could this be a case of "put a mask on!" "lol no, eat lead" ?

For employees, masks. When I visited Collierville last week, I went into that Kroger without a mask. The signs say "wear a mask unless vaccinated" but no one checks.

So that I highly doubt. I'm asking around, but I know that Kroger runs people ragged and they had been struggling to keep employees.

Edit: Yep this shooting is gonna be blasted everywhere. https://nyti.ms/3i38qW7

Edit2: Saw this exchange, this was when we thought it was a school shooting

Edit3: Trending on Twitter

 

[the fall of man]

For employees, masks. When I visited Collierville last week, I went into that Kroger without a mask. The signs say "wear a mask unless vaccinated" but no one checks.

So that I highly doubt. I'm asking around, but I know that Kroger runs people ragged and they had been struggling to keep employees.

Basically all normie jobs right now. Tbh even in relatively well-protected Medium Tech it's rough because people are moving around or dropping out at an accelerated rate.

Thanks Biden, thanks vaccine mandate authoritarianism

 

[LaxerBRO]

Shooter shot himself
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He was supposed to do that before a mass shooting.

 

[JosephStalin]

The Surf Mommy speaks truth to "power".

'Bitch!' Tulsi Gabbard throws leftist establishment into fit of rage with brutally honest take on border crisis

Tulsi Gabbard triggered Joe Biden's groupies by offering an honest assessment of the border crisis created by his "open-borders policy."

www.bizpacreview.com

'Bitch!' Tulsi Gabbard throws leftist establishment into fit of rage …

archived 23 Sep 2021 20:08:01 UTC

archive.ph

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Tbh even in relatively well-protected Medium Tech it's rough because people are moving around or dropping out at an accelerated rate.

Can confirm, lots of people at my Medium Tech company have been jumping ship for higher pay at one of the FAANGs, taking an extended sabbatical, or taking early retirement, much more than before. And nearly all of the candidates in the pipeline are pajeets who don't know the difference between an array and a hash map, though we do occasionally get a solid one from an unlucky dead company.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

They are relating it to other shootings, like the one in Boulder or Atlanta in articles. I can't even be mad, I'm laughing too hard.

Edit: Friend told me that she's worried about the workers there, since she told me that the age of them trends very young. High school to young adults for most of the customer-facing workers.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

You're assuming they won't try to lower the voting age even further, they no doubt will since they want to lower the age at which you can stick your geriatric dick in people. Voting age should be 25 at the youngest, you should have to experience the labor market before getting to make political decisions.

You can join the military at 18 & die but you can't vote.

 

[PFM]

I have to say this month has been fucking weird with work. We're hitting our nut but there's days where nothing happens at all and I wonder if the internet or our e-mails servers are down. I expected it a bit because quarterly taxes and end of financial years but this has been fucking weird along with the already existing supply chain issues. You can go to a store and see which brands delivered stuff that week and which ones will be next week, empty coke shelves but full pepsi, gatorade always gone like was brought up many pages back etc.

WTF is up with the gatorade? I saw a black woman at the grocery store the other day, she had a cart with only gatorade, like 50 bottles of it.

 

[Billy Beer]

How long before Tulsi switches sides? Trump did.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

The Surf Mommy speaks truth to "power".

Seems like she's been a bit busy, but she's been making videos about other stuff including how she was out on the force overseas.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

WTF is up with the gatorade? I saw a black woman at the grocery store the other day, she had a cart with only gatorade, like 50 bottles of it.

Was it Grape flavored?