DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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I came across this on DSP's website so I did a search, links and archive are below. Feel free to look up if there are any videos and if it's legit. I have not looked into this further that what I've posted:

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Characters used (unless I made a mistake):
あらゆる格闘ゲーム
人々熱狂のeスポーツ
格闘ゲーム世界一
東大卒プロゲー[ときど]

That's Tokido I think, and the mark on the top right is from Nippon TV.
Links:
https://twitter.com/dos236236/status/1440630549073170434
https://archive.md/WzwO9

http://blog.livedoor.jp/furious2011/archives/2660240.html
https://archive.md/B9vtg
 
It’s really the opposite of a scam for once. Tips are taxable, where “donation” implies charity, which are typically tax-exempt (and which the person giving money can also deduct from their own taxes). So he’s emphasizing that he is NOT evading taxes on tips.

Never mind that “donation” is still commonly used, including DSP’s own pop ups for SuperChats, which he was too lazy to change from the default “X donated $Y through SuperChat.”
Once we saw in the bankruptcy that he claims more than $5000 in business expenses a month, I doubt DSP is honest in any area involving "expenses" and "taxes".
 
That hard core gayming season will save Phil's streams, it really will! The games are just shit so far clearly, not made for modern audiences with hollowed out skulls.
I think the leaks happening before the "hgs" are the real reason for his seeming extra failure over it. There's nothing special with the games to cause the situation he is in now. His inability to beg as hard as he could is the more likely cause.
 
Late, but...my take on it is that it's he keeps in his back pocket for slow streams to go for:
"Wow, look, I got 25, now it's only 10 for the gunner glasses, we're getting ever closer to a hat guys, not to mention the ultimate reward; I'll put on a vest - all this achievable only through tips, sound good?"
That's the worst part about him in my eyes.

Like it's not enough to give him money, you have to give him money the way he wants you to. If you're giving him superchats, then you're not doing enough. Fucking nudnicks. You gotta pay the pig toll to get in, and the only way to pay is with tips! You guys paying with superchats are the reason he's failing SNORT

This idiot's parents are brother and sister?

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Viewer's "Choice" is nothing but a sham. Phil awards you with the illusion of choice. He lays out shit he wants to do, you choose one of them and then pay to see it... only for that choice to be overwritten by Phil, so you essentially pay for something you don't want.

13 years of wasting our planet's valuable air is not a good enough reason to put out shit content. And if you think otherwise, then you might as well be a product of incest.
 
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I've seen accounts with 500 followers that consistently get more likes and RTs than DSP. Maybe by the end of this year he'll get as much "interaction" on twitter as a 500 follower account, such a massive improvement from going full lockdown. Nice going Dave.
I’ve seen smaller Twitter followers get double that.
I'd just like to stress how much Phil's attitude towards his gameplay, and even his gameplay itself, absolutely doesn't take away from his channel and make people dislike him. The classic complaints like "I pressed [Button] for sure you guys!", "Come on this is bullshit!", "Wow I got robbed!", people don't really mind this in their game streamers. Hell, who doesn't love salt? The problem with Phil is that his salt ISN'T all in good fun.
People take issue with him because you know he's always getting on his little soapbox and holding his opinion as "objective" and "professional". Of course, shitting on the game devs all the time doesn't help his case either.
Hell, I was playing Mario Party with my brother the other day and he got salty a few times the same way Phil would. "The hitbox on the goal is wonky!", "Fuck this, I'm just gonna mash the button and hope I win," and you know what? We were laughing our heads off. Phil absolutely could have carved a niche for himself that could have retained a strong standing today by being "That guy who kind of sucks at hard games". He regressed because he wanted his content to be all about his gain and his enjoyment and no one else's.
When you want to put out a product or a piece of work, you have to take into consideration the thoughts and feelings of your audience, how it will affect the people close to you. I don't know if Phil ever had a thought in his head that resembles "I bet my viewers are gonna love this!"
He has that thought the problem is it’s never a good thought. For example when he played Kingdom Heart and his 17 year old was shifting in the. Story
Of course he wants to press charges. He's been boasting about legally destroying his detractors and trolls for over a decade at this point.

He won't do shit though because a) he's a massive pussy, b) he can't pause his addiction to save money to pay his mortgage, he won't do it now to pay for a legal battle, and c) it would potentially completely open himself up to being caught for lying in his bankruptcy.
d) he’ll most likely only end up in small claims court. e) he can’t sue for slander, because slander is using false information to ruin a person’s reputation or legal standing [all the guy did was illegally acquire his bank information in order to gain access to statements]

the only party that has a case is Bank of America because he broke their terms of agreement and privacy for customers in order to obtain information. Although I’m not sure how he got the bank or account number, he did utilize public documents to get the last four of his social. So I’m not sure if any party has legal action that can be taken.
 
I do feel like explaining this away to Courts and Banks would be akin to explaining it away to his boomer parents who have no idea how these things work. Do you really even expect that these people would understand the basic premise of streaming and having your career "crowd-funded"?

"Where does it say WWE Champions on my statements? It doesn't so that proves I don't even play that game! If I played that game then it would say WWE Champions on my statements!"
They would be akin to ask for PayPal statements if I’m not mistaken.
 
Was listening to some Meat Loaf and had a stroke of inspiration.

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Like a bat outta Hell, the tips'll be gone when the mornin' comes!

I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR TIPS

I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR TIPS

I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR TIPS

Fan: "Will you use green screen, Phil"

BUT I WON'T DO THAT
 
I’ve seen smaller Twitter followers get double that.

He has that thought the problem is it’s never a good thought. For example when he played Kingdom Heart and his 17 year old was shifting in the. Story

d) he’ll most likely only end up in small claims court. e) he can’t sue for slander, because slander is using false information to ruin a person’s reputation or legal standing [all the guy did was illegally acquire his bank information in order to gain access to statements]

the only party that has a case is Bank of America because he broke their terms of agreement and privacy for customers in order to obtain information. Although I’m not sure how he got the bank or account number, he did utilize public documents to get the last four of his social. So I’m not sure if any party has legal action that can be taken.


THANK YOU!

Getting kinda tiresome about hearing all sorts of weird legal speculation.

Will Phil sue?!?

Will the Bankruptcy police arrest Phil?!?

Will the Feds van us all for a bank hack?!?

Here is legally what will happen:

FUCK ALL!

Yes, technically a crime was committed: The digital equivalent of jaywalking. BoA can report it but nobody will give a shit.

Yes, Phil lied to the court despite swearing a solemn oath (shocker!). People do what Phil does every day. The entire bankruptcy system pretty much exists so idiots and lowlifes can scam their way out of poor decisions. (And a few honest people who need a fresh start!)
 
Was listening to some Meat Loaf and had a stroke of inspiration.

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Like a bat outta Hell, the tips'll be gone when the mornin' comes!
The WWE tattoo is a nice detail.

THANK YOU!

Getting kinda tiresome about hearing all sorts of weird legal speculation.

Will Phil sue?!?

Will the Bankruptcy police arrest Phil?!?

Will the Feds van us all for a bank hack?!?

Here is legally what will happen:

FUCK ALL!

Yes, technically a crime was committed: The digital equivalent of jaywalking. BoA can report it but nobody will give a shit.

Yes, Phil lied to the court despite swearing a solemn oath (shocker!). People do what Phil does every day. The entire bankruptcy system pretty much exists so idiots and lowlifes can scam their way out of poor decisions. (And a few honest people who need a fresh start!)
Nothing lasts forever tho. If Phil is the kind of tard that holds grudges over fast food orders I'm pretty sure his mind will break when he gets expelled from the khando, possibly even trying to assault bystanders.
 
I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR TIPS

I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR TIPS

I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR TIPS

Fan: "Will you use green screen, Phil"

BUT I WON'T DO THAT

Yon't can't tell me he's not worth tippin' for. You can't tell me he's not worth goin' bankrupt for. You know it's true. Everything tip I do. I do it for....

I fucking hate 90's music. Anyone who said it was good never lived through. Ruined my weekend and it's not even the weekend!
 
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