US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Hearing other reports that the shooter was triggered into the muderous rampage when a man asked him "So, are you Chinese or Japanese?"

The Ocean?

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Babies get Pedialyte, same concept as Gatorade.

Alcoholic millennials also get Pedialyte, or at least some alcoholic millennials attempting to be influencers have tried to sell that concept.

 

[Collections Agent]

HEAR YE, HEAR YE!!!
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DON LEMON ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT

I've watched enough Lords of the Locker Room to know how this turns out

 

[Stoneheart]

Gatorade provides electrolytes, specifically salt and sugar, that the body uses and excretes during exercise. Lose too many electrolytes and you have a problem. Water alone doesn't provide those electrolytes.

alcoholfree wheat beer is the best way to do it. Its also cheaper and more healthy---

 

[The Big O]

HEAR YE, HEAR YE!!!
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DON LEMON ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT

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(Insert reverse buck-breaking jokes here)

Honestly, it was a matter of time. Lemon's a horribly flawed human being and he probably hides a lot of dark corners in his personality outside of the cameras.

 

[Gehenna]

Maybe I'm just missing something here, but how do you figure that? I don't understand why so many people keep assuming that any new laws will for sure be followed or necessarily make any difference at all. If you look at all the five or six fraudulently counted swing states from 2020, the problem wasn't a lack of election safeguards - they had plenty of laws on the books already but people just chose to ignore them while corrupt judges/authorities looked the other way.

Not quite, what made the steal possible was a severe loosening of those laws, and the use of easy bypasses of them. What the new laws do is prevent that loosening occurring again and lockdown those easy bypasses.

Thieves are going to steal, what the laws do is tighten down the ways they can do it to decrease their overall effecitveness.

 

[NevskyProspekt]

Eh, Sammy Davis Jr. was a good dancer.

He was also an excellent drummer.

 

[Oxous]

HEAR YE, HEAR YE!!!
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DON LEMON ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT

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Sexually assaulted a man, it should be added. I think we all knew Lemon was a fag though

In the lawsuit, Hice said he encountered Lemon, 53, at the tavern when he went out for drinks with friends following his shift at The Old Stove Pub. Hice said he offered to buy the TV host a vodka drink called a "Lemon Drop" but Lemon declined.

Hice alleges that Lemon approached him later that night, where the assault took place.

"(Lemon) put his hand down the front of his own shorts, and vigorously rubbed his genitalia, removed his hand and shoved his index and middle fingers into (Hice's) mustache and under (Hice's) nose," reads the lawsuit, obtained by Mediaite.

Hice claims Lemon proceeded to ask questions about his sexual preferences, saying, "Do you like (vagina) or (penis)?" The lawsuit added, "While saying this, Mr. Lemon continued to shove his fingers into (Hice's) face with aggression and hostility."

 

[Gehenna]

(Insert reverse buck-breaking jokes here)

Honestly, it was a matter of time. Lemon's a horribly flawed human being and he probably hides a lot of dark corners in his personality outside of the cameras.

This actually originally broke in 2019. https://www.usatoday.com/story/ente...-assault-allegations-ex-bartender/2005464001/

But the media buried it at the time because everyone was working together.

Hey Lemon, how you liking that civil war?

 

[Non-breath oblige]

How are their 2A laws less retarded than Californian versions lol. But I keep forgetting they are a deep blue state.

Apparently they were supposed to be admitted as a red state and are a deep blue state.

Joggers are a minority, Hawaii's gang and gun levels are nowhere near the levels of bigger mainland cities like Chicago/Philly/LA, and mass shootings are exceptionally rare (last one was like 20 years ago). Most people like scrap to fight with fists than firearms anyway. (Thanks MMA?)

 

[The Big O]

This actually originally broke in 2019. https://www.usatoday.com/story/ente...-assault-allegations-ex-bartender/2005464001/

But the media buried it at the time because everyone was working together.

Hey Lemon, how you liking that civil war?

Repeatedly belittling the plebs on-air needs to come back and kick Don's sorry ass into the squalor he deserves. I hope it comes to pass.

 

[do not select motorbus]

Can someone give me a quick rundown on Joe Biden? I am not familiar with American politics.

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

Can someone give me a quick rundown on Joe Biden? I am not familiar with American politics.

Weekend at Bernie's, but it lasts four years.

 

[do not select motorbus]

Weekend at Bernie's, but it lasts four years.

I've never seen that movie.

 

[Spiteful Crow]

Can someone give me a quick rundown on Joe Biden? I am not familiar with American politics.

Joe Biden in a single picture:

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

I've never seen that movie.

Basically, two guys spend the runtime trying to convince everyone that a dead guy is alive.

 

[There'll be another time]

Can someone give me a quick rundown on Joe Biden? I am not familiar with American politics.

A group of experts are running an experiment to see what happens if put a demented old man in charge of the United States.

The results may shock you!

 

[Blackhole]

Can someone give me a quick rundown on Joe Biden? I am not familiar with American politics.

racist old senile man becomes the president of the united states,is being puppeteered by The Powers That Be and constantly fed dozens of meds,some completely experimental,to keep him from going braindead/dying.

 

[Salubrious]

What was that? Archive everything? Ok then.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Can someone give me a quick rundown on Joe Biden? I am not familiar with American politics.

Joe Biden is a man who has been in politics his entire adult life. He first ran for president in 1988 but dropped out pretty quickly once he started getting accused of plagiarism. He served on some important senate committees afterwards and tried to run again in 2008 but got pushed well out of the spotlight by Obama and settled for being the DNC's choice to shore up Obama based on being 'experienced' from his decades in the DC swamp. He was probably not seriously going to aim for the presidency after Obama on account of being too fucking old and enjoy his retirement while his golden boy Beau carried on his political legacy but Hillary's turn never came and Beau died of cancer leaving only Hunter the absolute fuckup. So the Democrats push him into running again in 2020 off of his 'experience' probably not expecting him to actually win at first but then the Chinese coof fucks it all up and gives them an opening to fortify their way in and here he is. The dog that finally caught the car except he's senile now and falling apart day by day.