Ethan Ralph the Food Connoisseur (and fashion expert) - Discuss gunt's food choices and shitty merch -- Surprise! The fat pig consumes a lot of food.

The piggy fed a chewed up gross piece of bone from his pathetic steak to presumably the paedophile horse's other lover.
A: https://archive.md/Vs1Kd
Putrid, disgusting, horrid.

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How long have they been living there? Close to a year? They still have boxes full of garbage on the floor as if they'd just moved in. No real furniture either. This guy is almost 40 and is living as if he was 22 and had just moved out for the first time.
Although when you think about it, this is the first time he's ever lived with someone other than his mother. Pathetic.
 
More of the surprised cuck-boy expressions when taking photos.
The piggy fed a chewed up gross piece of bone from his pathetic steak to presumably the paedophile horse's other lover.
A: https://archive.md/Vs1Kd
Putrid, disgusting, horrid.

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He sounds more and more like the pathetic and lecherous white trash that he is.
 
Is Gunt wearing a girdle? In his last dinner out photo shoot, he showcased a squished up, almost barrel chest, imitation shape. Maybe he just filtered a thinner waist, giving illusion to larger breast tissue? Has he tended towards bitch tits, or flatness, before now? I’ve never noticed over the generally overpowering nature of his gunt flap. Does the gunt hide The Gunt’s tits?
In this pic:
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is Gunt wearing a titty binder? Another magnifying example:
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Or is this just a wifebeater undershirt? Thing is, it looks tighter than a beater, tight enough for bitch tits to be smashed. In the original:
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it’s noticeable that his chest & torso look pulled in, girdled. Is the Gunt, girdled?
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The piggy fed a chewed up gross piece of bone from his pathetic steak to presumably the paedophile horse's other lover.
A: https://archive.md/Vs1Kd
Putrid, disgusting, horrid.

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Giving cooked bones to a dog is a really good way to fill their guts and mouth up with bone splinters. I'll feel bad for tug when he's being thrown into an oven for a mercy kill because this white trash can't/won't pay for a vet bill.

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Look at this masterpiece and tell me it's not worth $16.95.
The person that called the cops who also thinks women shouldn't vote and masks don't work isn't the snake apparently. Maybe because the cop is female and gunty can't wait to jab his hooves at her, and miss.
This is really funny to me. Daddy Dick has been getting shit on for years over how hard he's clung on to his "Maddox Lost" security blanket, but he at least personally scored a few wins against the guy. This is just like that TDS-esque caricature shirt he was trying to sell a while back. Ralph and Gator truly are two peas in a pod in the way they try to parrot Dick's behavior, but completely miss all context of how poorly it has aged, or why it was successful in the first place.
 
The piggy fed a chewed up gross piece of bone from his pathetic steak to presumably the paedophile horse's other lover.
A: https://archive.md/Vs1Kd
Putrid, disgusting, horrid.

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You don't give dogs cooked bones Ethan cause they are brittle and will splinter potentially cutting the dog in the mouth and inside their digestive system. How has he had dogs all his life and dosen't even know the fucking basics of dog ownership? No wonder he believed Ronny wanted to save those puppies when he put them in an oven.
 
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You don't give dogs cooked bones Ethan cause they are brittle and will splinter potentially cutting the dog in the mouth and inside their digestive system. How has he had dogs all his life and dosen't even know the fucking basics of dog ownership? No wonder he believed Ronny wanted to save those puppies when he put them in an oven.
Wha do ya mean fawking aylawg i have had literally dozen of dawgz and ah always gave dem cooked bones dey always lived till the ripe old age of 2.
 
I think it’s obvious why we gave the dog a cooked bone.

1) Ethan Ralph enjoys killing small animals. From the puppies of his youth to Cleo the cat (which was Nora’s cat for the record), Ralph has a storied history of torturing our furry friends for his own sadistic enjoyment.

2) He got tired of sticking his thumb up May’s ass and instead of a delectable morsel of sweet brown excrement being retrieved, it was a glob of doggy cum. He ate it anyway but the Ralphamale ain’t sharing his bitch with anyone.
 
I can’t even imagine a Killstream fan wearing that, it’s just so fucking stupid.
I like to think Butters buys all of these shirts and wears them on casual Fridays at his restaurant manager job. Imagine Tim Gesouras chatting up the 95 year old Greek grandmas that come in for tea everyday (Timothy is such a nice boy) while wearing an obese Canadian wignat’s gaped anus on his chest.
 
Wha do ya mean fawking aylawg i have had literally dozen of dawgz and ah always gave dem cooked bones dey always lived till the ripe old age of 2.
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He dosen't even watch the dog while it gets its bone. :stress: Its proably more dangerous for a big dog has they have greater force in their jaws and thus can crack/splinter bones easier.

I had a mid size hound that had a lot of trouble cracking bones such as ( raw soup bones? or whatever they are called in english) While my friends german shepard could do it with ease.
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He dosen't even watch the dog while it gets its bone. :stress: Its proably more dangerous for a big dog has they have greater force in their jaws and thus can crack/splinter bones easier.

I had a mid size hound that had a lot of trouble cracking bones such as ( raw soup bones? or whatever they are called in english) While my friends german shepard could do it with ease.
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This wigger trash can't even take care of an animal, let alone the second coming of the antichrist.
 
Ethan Ralph claps back 👏👏👏
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He dosen't even watch the dog while it gets its bone. :stress: Its proably more dangerous for a big dog has they have greater force in their jaws and thus can crack/splinter bones easier.

I had a mid size hound that had a lot of trouble cracking bones such as ( raw soup bones? or whatever they are called in english) While my friends german shepard could do it with ease.
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Yeah you fawking aylawg but big beef bones come from a cow not from a soup. Cow bones are stronger aylawg but soup yah can eat witha fawking spoon. Fawking retarded aylawgs HIT THE SOUNDBOARD GAYTAH.
 
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