Ethan Ralph the Food Connoisseur (and fashion expert) - Discuss gunt's food choices and shitty merch -- Surprise! The fat pig consumes a lot of food.

GaryGrey said:
Ralph appears to be limited in what he can wear of his wardrobe. In Killstreams he normally is wearing a black shirt of some kind. Looking over a dozen stream from the lat 5 months there were only a few cases with a non black shirt on. A pink or blue colored shirt and a red or beige t-shirt. His constant wearing of black t-shirts makes it easy to spot. A more regular view may be able to give better insight. If I had to guess Ralph has gotten fat enough that most of his clothing doesn't look good anymore. Now he is down to elastic waste band sport shorts (like he wore at the anime convention) and a few older shirts plus whatever he is buying of his own merch. Not much of a faninista when his closet looks like that of a cartoon character.
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Would be funny to see how often he recycles the same shirt.
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Ralph very rarely wears none elastic clothing, obviously the odd suit or jean shorts - but you never see him in a pair of jeans or chinos out and about.

During his Jacob Wohl interview, which he sold as this big things despite Wohl being almost as big a lolcow as he is, he was wearing the sort of clothing you'd throw on if you were painting your house, or washing your car.
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Imagine going to interview this guy, who despite being a complete sped is a snappy dresser, and wearing cheap as fuck puma track suit bottoms, your own merch and old converse. Ralph looks like a sack of shit.
 
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Mundane Ralph said:
I believe they left Evan in North Carolina. I recall seeing a facebook post from salty Sandra where she mentioned a trip to NC to see him.
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I’m sure Ralph won’t be bothering to make any visits to see his brother. He can keep ranting against socialism on his podcast while the government takes care of his brother and paid for his mom’s hospital stay (and kept Ralph and Sandy sheltered, clothed and fed after Ronnie bailed).
 
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I'd abeeb bear said:
We literally know his round about finances now. I don't think the fed payroll is out of the question if he's buying 900 dollar purses.
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I think it might be another dumb wigger flex we know he bled money buying stupid shit like multiple flights for what'd be a few hours drive constantly for no reason to dc, sometimes just to prove he isn't poor, a rich fed paid man would had a better show off ring lol
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
Ralph very rarely wears none elastic clothing, obviously the odd suit or jean shorts - but you never see him in a pair of jeans or chinos out and about.

During his Jacob Wohl interview, which he sold as this big things despite Wohl being almost as big a lolcow as he is, he was wearing the sort of clothing you'd throw on if you were painting your house, or washing your car.
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Imagine going to interview this guy, who despite being a complete sped is a snappy dresser, and wearing cheap as fuck puma track suit bottoms, your own merch and old converse. Ralph looks like a sack of shit.
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He fit in a suit? (2020)
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I couldn't remember Wharl's name at the time but again goes to do an in person interview and dresses terribly and in all black. He has a suit which though fuzzy on if the suit was before or after the Wharl in person.
LordofCringe7206 said:
He keeps on gaining so much weight at a rapid rate. He probably has to go through a lot of clothes because they just no longer fit him after a little while. I wouldn't be shocked if he just buys whatever cheap clothes he can find at Walmart because he can't invest in better clothes when he'll outgrow them eventually.
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Above is just one companies size scale. Every 2-3 inches around the chest/gunt a shirt size goes up. The numbers vary a lot but an inch can be 8-20 lbs. That suit picture might be the fattest he has ever looked and compared to the Vegas picture he does look like a thinner fat homeless alcoholic. Best part is he will be told or read this thread and I expect to start seeing some more color in his wardrobe other than high school emo black.
Ralph you are so fat it has become apparent you have maybe 14 different things left that fit. Of the public appearances finding Chris, anime con interviews, Virginia mask speech, and Wharl interview, you put the most effort into dressing up like Chris. You have the appearance and fashion sense for radio.
 
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He'll fit in a suit, he'll fit in toga but he'll never find fitting underwear. He is transitioning, slowly. He won't go straight MtF. He'll go metrosexual, and from there gradually toward his final form, whatever that might be. He started with womanly jewelry, and this "purse" lol that matches nothing he possesses. It'll force him to buy some thing to fit it with if he intends to carry it outside his car. Say what you will about Ralph, but inside he feels the pressure. He want's to jump out of his skin. And one way of alleviating that feeling temporarily is to change clothing style.Since he is a pig with poor no taste we should see some hilariously dumb and embarrassing outfits if he leaves his house at all, and stays out of jail.
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
Ralph very rarely wears none elastic clothing, obviously the odd suit or jean shorts - but you never see him in a pair of jeans or chinos out and about.

During his Jacob Wohl interview, which he sold as this big things despite Wohl being almost as big a lolcow as he is, he was wearing the sort of clothing you'd throw on if you were painting your house, or washing your car.
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Imagine going to interview this guy, who despite being a complete sped is a snappy dresser, and wearing cheap as fuck puma track suit bottoms, your own merch and old converse. Ralph looks like a sack of shit.
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Man, was he fresh out of jail then? He’s fat, but looks positively svelte compared to his current grotesquely corpulent self.

I guess black and loose is the best way to hide the lard curtain hanging to his knees. What the doctor who prescribes his support hose refers to as his pannus.

Do you think Ralph makes sex tapes so he can see his dick? He probably hasn’t laid eyes on it in fifteen years or more without the aid of mirrors or cameras.
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
Ralph very rarely wears none elastic clothing, obviously the odd suit or jean shorts - but you never see him in a pair of jeans or chinos out and about.

During his Jacob Wohl interview, which he sold as this big things despite Wohl being almost as big a lolcow as he is, he was wearing the sort of clothing you'd throw on if you were painting your house, or washing your car.
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Imagine going to interview this guy, who despite being a complete sped is a snappy dresser, and wearing cheap as fuck puma track suit bottoms, your own merch and old converse. Ralph looks like a sack of shit.
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This is a Wild Wigger clad in his tribal clothing.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Do you think Ralph makes sex tapes so he can see his dick? He probably hasn’t laid eyes on it in fifteen years or more without the aid of mirrors or cameras.
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I'd say yes he does make sex tapes. But the off topic point I want to make is just how devastating it must be for Ralph to cope with how incompetent and useless he is as a sex partner. He can't do nothing unless he is lying flat on his back doing nothing. It's the only way to have any kind of sex for him. So doing nothing is MOST he has to offer. He can't stand up, kneel, get on top or behind his bitches. If he's not on his back, May can't even suck his tiny dick without somebody holding the gunt above her head. Maybe he can like place the gunt on the table, and have her go under the table and bang her head repeatedly. That sounds sexy as fucking hell.
I think this is eating him inside, and makes sex so utterly boring for both of them that they had to do something to make it fun. And so cameras are definitely being used among other things out of necessity.
 
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Truly Rural said:
But the off topic point I want to make is just how devastating it must be for Ralph to cope with how incompetent and useless he is as a sex partner.
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The thing about Ralph is that he almost certainly thinks he's extremely competent as a sex partner, the same way he thinks he isn't a disgusting pig troll, thinks his body-horror baby arms are jacked, believes he has a popular show, thinks he's a talented host and writer, thought nora was "quite fetching, if I must say" and on and on.

The world that Ethan Ralph sees is not the world the rest of us see.
 
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