Ethan Ralph the Food Connoisseur (and fashion expert) - Discuss gunt's food choices and shitty merch -- Surprise! The fat pig consumes a lot of food.

AltisticRight said:
The worse thing is this isn't even a fucking leather bag, it's a low quality trashy nylon bag with leather rims and the Armani logo on it. How low did Armani fall? I visited a massive outlet store many years ago and purchased a full leather bag and belt for like $150 to flip onto the Western market, that's how cheap this shit was and still, barely anyone visited that store.

For $900, I expect almost full leather and hand stitching. He could have bought essentially the same thing with the logo for less than 1/10th of the price new from outlet stores. Even the style is similar enough, bland looking and shit nylon, made in some Wenzhou sweatshop or probably Vietnam/Thailand/Turkey/India nowadays because fuck chinky $3 an hour wages when you can pay 3 cents.
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Damn, even Jew brands like CK sell for more I think. Does that $900 bag retain 50% of its value? Definitely not.
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So Armani has zero resale value, he could have purchased something far better from Gucci/LV by doubling the price and selling it for 10% lower when he gets bored of it, or 200% higher if it was a seasonal limited edition.
An ugly gay $300 Supreme LV hat was going for $1500 half a year after the collaboration, even used ones were selling for at least $800.

Just like that shitty ring he bought for the horse, it seems glamorous until one actually takes a closer look. Shiny logo on a nylon bag with a probably synthetic leather or fucking pleather rim, $-fucking-900.

Wigger fashion taste ghetto rich 5'1'' pig.


Yeah, I was going to make another for his merch, better just put it here now.
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So low that poor white trash like Ralph “splurge” on it in Vegas.

This is why Vegas love the rubes. They can sell $20 Nylon bags to rubes for $800 by renting some store space in Ceasers. I don’t believe he paid $900, the grift is always print $900 on the tag then there is special sale and it’s only $699 but if you have the special coupon from your hotel room it’s another 15% off! Lol. Ralph could have saved a lot of money by just taking an Uber to the Armani Outlet store in North Vegas.

This is Ralph’s girly “retail therapy” for all the recent humiliations he’s suffered. I’d love to see the hot store clerk that talked him into that stupid purchase.

He paid that premium price for a 1990’s luxury brand because it gave him a ego boost just like a girl buying a new purse. He was thinking “if only old Ronnie could see his boy now! Woo-we.” Spending $800 on an Armanee purse at Ceasers! Yes sir, all the VIPs in Vegas will now know a fat, support hose wearing, neckbeard in a XXXL graphic-T and shorts is actually a very successful VIP when they notice the Armanee nylon book bag. Yes sir, Ralphamale has arrived.

I hope he hangs his purse proudly at home right next to Pantsu’s Subway maternity uniform.
 
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Ethan's compulsion to let the whole world know what he's eating suggests things...

1) Being raised by an inbred, kiss-curled, dog-Auschwitzing sodomite and a seafaring pirate caused a great deal of food insecurity--can't bring home the bacon when the last cigarette run hasn't ended after a decade or two. This would also explain Gunt's voracious eating habits.

2) Ethan truly has no real friends. Real friends would say, "Hey, maybe people would make fun of your fatness a little less if you didn't document every pile of shit you shovel into your tampon-scented cockholster."
 
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He fit in a suit? (2020)
 
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Ralph appears to be limited in what he can wear of his wardrobe. In Killstreams he normally is wearing a black shirt of some kind. Looking over a dozen stream from the lat 5 months there were only a few cases with a non black shirt on. A pink or blue colored shirt and a red or beige t-shirt. His constant wearing of black t-shirts makes it easy to spot. A more regular view may be able to give better insight. If I had to guess Ralph has gotten fat enough that most of his clothing doesn't look good anymore. Now he is down to elastic waste band sport shorts (like he wore at the anime convention) and a few older shirts plus whatever he is buying of his own merch. Not much of a faninista when his closet looks like that of a cartoon character.
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Would be funny to see how often he recycles the same shirt.
 
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I'd abeeb bear said:
We literally know his round about finances now. I don't think the fed payroll is out of the question if he's buying 900 dollar purses.
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I thought about this too…
The ugly ass bag and the whole Vegas trip made me think and Ralph might have recently come into some money. Perhaps the most probable thing is his Mother’s estate.
She could have had some kind of pension or life insurance. Maybe there could have been a hush hush settlement with the hospital in regards to that accident Ralph complained about. It’s probably not a lot of money. However, Ralph is the kind of Wigger that thinks having $100,000 makes him rich.
 
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Derpy said:
I thought about this too…
The ugly ass bag and the whole Vegas trip made me think and Ralph might have recently come into some money. Perhaps the most probable thing is his Mother’s estate.
She could have had some kind of pension or life insurance. Maybe there could have been a hush hush settlement with the hospital in regards to that accident Ralph complained about. It’s probably not a lot of money. However, Ralph is the kind of Wigger that thinks having $100,000 makes him rich.
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It'd have to be life insurance if anything. I'd say there's about 0% chance of her having anything to leave him considering the state of their house and the living situations they'd been in for years. Unless she just squirreled money away and refused to spend it, which I'm doubting.
 
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Derpy said:
I thought about this too…
The ugly ass bag and the whole Vegas trip made me think and Ralph might have recently come into some money. Perhaps the most probable thing is his Mother’s estate.
She could have had some kind of pension or life insurance. Maybe there could have been a hush hush settlement with the hospital in regards to that accident Ralph complained about. It’s probably not a lot of money. However, Ralph is the kind of Wigger that thinks having $100,000 makes him rich.
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Wiggers like him buy new cars and jet skis with settlement money. Ralph got the shittiest settlement in the world if a $800 nylon purse is his flex.

His mom had nothing to leave him, not even life insurance. Her taking a spill at the hospital was probably her white trash attempt at leaving sonny boy some money. Funny if her estate did get any lawsuit settlement the state could probably claim most of it for caring for his brother.

Does Ralph just let his brother rot in an institution? We never hear anything about his brother, now mom is dead, so what’s going on with his brother? Did Ralph let the state of Virginia become his legal guardian?
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Wiggers like him buy new cars and jet skis with settlement money. Ralph got the shittiest settlement in the world if a $800 nylon purse is his flex.

His mom had nothing to leave him, not even life insurance. Her taking a spill at the hospital was probably her white trash attempt at leaving sonny boy some money. Funny if her estate did get any lawsuit settlement the state could probably claim most of it for caring for his brother.

Does Ralph just let his brother rot in an institution? We never hear anything about his brother, now mom is dead, so what’s going on with his brother? Did Ralph let the state of Virginia become his legal guardian?
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I believe they left Evan in North Carolina. I recall seeing a facebook post from salty Sandra where she mentioned a trip to NC to see him.
 
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GaryGrey said:
Ralph appears to be limited in what he can wear of his wardrobe. In Killstreams he normally is wearing a black shirt of some kind. Looking over a dozen stream from the lat 5 months there were only a few cases with a non black shirt on. A pink or blue colored shirt and a red or beige t-shirt. His constant wearing of black t-shirts makes it easy to spot. A more regular view may be able to give better insight. If I had to guess Ralph has gotten fat enough that most of his clothing doesn't look good anymore. Now he is down to elastic waste band sport shorts (like he wore at the anime convention) and a few older shirts plus whatever he is buying of his own merch. Not much of a faninista when his closet looks like that of a cartoon character.
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Would be funny to see how often he recycles the same shirt.
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He keeps on gaining so much weight at a rapid rate. He probably has to go through a lot of clothes because they just no longer fit him after a little while. I wouldn't be shocked if he just buys whatever cheap clothes he can find at Walmart because he can't invest in better clothes when he'll outgrow them eventually.
 
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