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[AnOminous]

Sans clothing and given his propensity towards faecal incontinence that may take some time.

DIRTY CRAPPED suicide smock.

Fun fact, the anti-suicide smocks often are green and are called a pickle suit.

Maybe the real pickle suit was the friends we made along the way.

 

[greenvector36]

Fuck these autists man, is all so tiresome.

The worst part of the Prison Saga is realizing more and more would-be trolls are as corrupted, if not worse off than Chris. Without the Prime lolcow, it's devolved to autists annoying regular folk. What's the point in bugging someone that's been in the same joke for fifteen years ?

It's the end of an era. By end of year we will most likely have an internet without Chris-Chan. If this is the vacuum we get now, how large will it grow by November? If Chris does serve a sentence, who takes his place?

 

[Professor Iris]

On the topic of Chris committing suicide: It is a very real possibility. Granted, the guards would already be keeping an eye on him due to him already being mentally ill and looking like a clown, but this is the first time in Chris's entire life where he has EVER felt the repercussions of what he's done AND had every avenue of escape pulled out from under him.

No parents to bail him out, no sources of income, no access to his toys, no home, and, when he does get out, no access to conventions and toy stores for 15 years, along with the negative stigma already attached to being a rapist. That's already hell in Chris's book. He's been effectively cut off from just about everything in his life, even before a verdict could be rendered.

In an earlier post of mine, I theorized that this was a possible way for Bella to get Chris to neck himself: Get dirt on him, blackmail him until he's no longer useful, release the tapes, and convince Chris that, since he's fucked, he might as well off himself. Bonus points if she convinces him that this will transport him to an alternate dimension, something Chris already believes happened to Snoopy and Bob.

I have to say that it's rather impressive how Chris managed to destroy everything he had going in his life, such as it was.
But, as we say in my country: "God doh (doesn't) sleep." Chris has this karmic comeuppance coming for a long time now.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

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The worst part of the Prison Saga is realizing more and more would-be trolls are as corrupted, if not worse off than Chris. Without the Prime lolcow, it's devolved to autists annoying regular folk. What's the point in bugging someone that's been in the same joke for fifteen years ?

It's the end of an era. By end of year we will most likely have an internet without Chris-Chan. If this is the vacuum we get now, how large will it grow by November? If Chris does serve a sentence, who takes his place?

Chris already was a dead horse before the incest news, Everyone old enough sees him as that, but any viral spark would make retard kids think Chris Chan is the hot new edgy thing just because they are only now learning about it. Its a cycle that keeps repeating.

On the topic of Chris committing suicide: It is a very real possibility. Granted, the guards would already be keeping an eye on him due to him already being mentally ill and looking like a clown, but this is the first time in Chris's entire life where he has EVER felt the repercussions of what he's done AND had every avenue of escape pulled out from under him.

No parents to bail him out, no sources of income, no access to his toys, no home, and, when he does get out, no access to conventions and toy stores for 15 years, along with the negative stigma already attached to being a rapist. That's already hell in Chris's book. He's been effectively cut off from just about everything in his life, even before a verdict could be rendered.

In an earlier post of mine, I theorized that this was a possible way for Bella to get Chris to neck himself: Get dirt on him, blackmail him until he's no longer useful, release the tapes, and convince Chris that, since he's fucked, he might as well off himself. Bonus points if she convinces him that this will transport him to an alternate dimension, something Chris already believes happened to Snoopy and Bob.

I have to say that it's rather impressive how Chris managed to destroy everything he had going in his life, such as it was.
But, as we say in my country: "God doh (doesn't) sleep." Chris has this karmic comeuppance coming for a long time now.

I take Chris for too much of a pussy to kill himself. Even if he wanted to he probably is too much of a coward or just incompetent to pull it off unless someone else does the leg work and gets him the exit bags and the pills and makes it super easy but in jail his options are limited, even if roping in jail is something inbred junkies pull off you do need conviction for something like that and i think is more likely that he sighs for months but with time just rolls over and adapts to prison routine barring any other alternative.

Even after coming out of jail i imagine Chris more as a wandering hobo than someone who would kill himself to avoid that fate.

 

[Michael Janke]

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The worst part of the Prison Saga is realizing more and more would-be trolls are as corrupted, if not worse off than Chris. Without the Prime lolcow, it's devolved to autists annoying regular folk. What's the point in bugging someone that's been in the same joke for fifteen years ?

It's the end of an era. By end of year we will most likely have an internet without Chris-Chan. If this is the vacuum we get now, how large will it grow by November? If Chris does serve a sentence, who takes his place?

chris popped up in a time where the internet was still developing and not everybody had access to it.
100,000 views was considered a viral phenomenon
now we have more people then ever on the internet and they've only gotten more retarded all this time.
chris will be replaced. if not, surpassed.
The Kiwifarms website wouldn't exist if their was only one lolcow now would it?

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

chris will be replaced. if not, surpassed.

we probably won't get another major cow to rule them all like Chris was, the cow everyone online at that time knew about but we will get one million minor cows all doing worse shit but for more obscure audiences. Even the algorithms work like that nowadays.

 

[Stupidface]

Will the inevitable homeless saga be worth the wait? Will he be rambling about long gone internet fame, even then?

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

Will the inevitable homeless saga be worth the wait? Will he be rambling about long gone internet fame, even then?

Wandering hobo artist with a drive to create saga when?

 

[King Kiwi]

The original guy that did it (the Kapa mike guy) did open pandora's autism box, two users from the forums and two weens went to the house.

• No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.

This needs to be bronze-plated on every Kiwi's wall.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

Not to wade too deep into the “is Chris really trans “ debate, but I remembered the ‘boys should play with transformers to reaffirm their masculinity’ video. I’m not the closest observer, but has Chris touched or mentioned transformers at all since the start of the tomgirl saga? Similarly, was he into mlp or anything similarly feminine before then?

If those are the case, it’s insanely funny because Chris’s gender expression is so closely tied to consooming. To Chris, a critical part of being a man or a woman is just the toys and media they consume. It’s an incredible understatement given all Chris has done but there’s a lot going on there.

To really stretch the extrapolation, I wonder if the incest would have happened if he still saw himself as a man. He’s always had warped gender views and it makes me think Chris may view sex as almost unrelated concepts depending on a person’s gender.

 

[Professor Iris]

Not to wade too deep into the “is Chris really trans “ debate, but I remembered the ‘boys should play with transformers to reaffirm their masculinity’ video. I’m not the closest observer, but has Chris touched or mentioned transformers at all since the start of the tomgirl saga? Similarly, was he into mlp or anything similarly feminine before then?

If those are the case, it’s insanely funny because Chris’s gender expression is so closely tied to consooming. To Chris, a critical part of being a man or a woman is just the toys and media they consume. It’s an incredible understatement given all Chris has done but there’s a lot going on there.

To really stretch the extrapolation, I wonder if the incest would have happened if he still saw himself as a man. He’s always had warped gender views and it makes me think Chris may view sex as almost unrelated concepts depending on a person’s gender.

Somebody once said that Chris has always had a deep-seated hatred of his own gender, as well as what society expects out of him being male.
That talk about 'boys should play with Transformers to reaffirm their masculinity' reads to me as something that he was taught that he's merely regurgitating.

Back then, Chris's morality centered around what he was taught and told by his parents, hence his abhorrent views on people of colour and homosexuals.
This is why he took great offense back then to being called 'gay', because his church and his household told him that it was wrong, and not because he genuinely believed it.

And to answer your question, Chris was into girly things for quite a while now. My Little Pony was in his life long before bronies was even a thing, but even before that, he was into things like Sailor Moon (then again, he could have just shown interest because of Megan and because it was fap material for people of his mentality as well.)

As for whether he would have fucked Barb if he never trooned out? Definitely. People were sensing it long before he decided to become a Tomgirl, hence why there were pictures drawn of Chris fucking Barb to mock him. Here's a fun fact: In some nuclear families, when a parent dies, the surviving parent may fall back on their children to provide some form of 'emotional' support to fill the void. And, unfortunately (in rare circumstances, mind you), sometimes this fall back does involve something sexual. Barb raising (see: emotionally abusing) Chris involved things like spooning him, and forcing him to sleep close to her, on pain of her threatening to kill herself or trashing his room if he doesn't comply. To his credit, Chris outright resisted this at first, but there's only so much that you can do when you're under the thumb of an abusive parent, especially when the alternative was to move out (which Chris couldn't do, given his crushing debt and poor impulse control when it comes to spending.)

Point is: Chris being trans had nothing to do with all of that. Barb would have still manipulated him into that twisted way of thinking, Chris would have concluded that Barb was the only woman who'll ever be that close to him willingly, and might as well go for the gold since Bob's no longer in his way and, despite what he'd tell you, Magi-Chan and Mewtwo are fictional and won't suck him off for real.

It's also highly likely that Bella came to this realization a lot sooner than we thought, and put plans into motion to capitalize on that sexual frustration. Again, Chris being trans would not have stopped him from encountering Bella and her deranged behaviour. He would have been manipulated just as easily if he was still male.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

Somebody once said that Chris has always had a deep-seated hatred of his own gender, as well as what society expects out of him being male.
That talk about 'boys should play with Transformers to reaffirm their masculinity' reads to me as something that he was taught that he's merely regurgitating.

Back then, Chris's morality centered around what he was taught and told by his parents, hence his abhorrent views on people of colour and homosexuals.
This is why he took great offense back then to being called 'gay', because his church and his household told him that it was wrong, and not because he genuinely believed it.

And to answer your question, Chris was into girly things for quite a while now. My Little Pony was in his life long before bronies was even a thing, but even before that, he was into things like Sailor Moon (then again, he could have just shown interest because of Megan and because it was fap material for people of his mentality as well.)

As for whether he would have fucked Barb if he never trooned out? Definitely. People were sensing it long before he decided to become a Tomgirl, hence why there were pictures drawn of Chris fucking Barb to mock him. Here's a fun fact: In some nuclear families, when a parent dies, the surviving parent may fall back on their children to provide some form of 'emotional' support to fill the void. And, unfortunately (in rare circumstances, mind you), sometimes this fall back does involve something sexual. Barb raising (see: emotionally abusing) Chris involved things like spooning him, and forcing him to sleep close to her, on pain of her threatening to kill herself or trashing his room if he doesn't comply. To his credit, Chris outright resisted this at first, but there's only so much that you can do when you're under the thumb of an abusive parent, especially when the alternative was to move out (which Chris couldn't do, given his crushing debt and poor impulse control when it comes to spending.)

Point is: Chris being trans had nothing to do with all of that. Barb would have still manipulated him into that twisted way of thinking, Chris would have concluded that Barb was the only woman who'll ever be that close to him willingly, and might as well go for the gold since Bob's no longer in his way and, despite what he'd tell you, Magi-Chan and Mewtwo are fictional and won't suck him off for real.

It's also highly likely that Bella came to this realization a lot sooner than we thought, and put plans into motion to capitalize on that sexual frustration. Again, Chris being trans would not have stopped him from encountering Bella and her deranged behaviour. He would have been manipulated just as easily if he was still male.

I just wonder if the post tomgirl identify shifted things towards incest, not really that they caused it entirely. I agree with you that signs towards incest definitely existed before but it still seems possible that transitioning tipped the scales just enough for him to act on it

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I just wonder if the post tomgirl identify shifted things towards incest, not really that they caused it entirely. I agree with you that signs towards incest definitely existed before but it still seems possible that transitioning tipped the scales just enough for him to act on it

I really doubt it, despite claiming he is a true and honest woman Chris really never seemed to have a problem to want to stick his bent duck into China and he seems very fond of his dick for a supposed lesbian tranny. What i mean is that his sexual desires never changed that much from when he was still identifying as male and straight.


I think what tipped the scales is that Barb is incapacitated and senile enough not to resist. Chris is like a vulture of rape, only raping what can offer no pushback because he is a weak pussy, if he weren't he would have molested Barb or someone else at some point already, i am sur eof it, he came very close as it is.

 

[GlupShitto]

I know this is stupid, but I'm kinda bummed we won't get Chris ranting about the Mario movie cast

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He would have been manipulated just as easily if he was still male.

What do you mean 'if'? Last time I checked, 99 % of rapists are men. You really expect me to believe the universe put a female brain in the corpulent, walking MALE corpse that is Chris?

Enough with the trans bs, nobody cares already. Chris isn't trans or a woman because he played with girl's toys. Last time I checked, he's actually collected more boy's toys than girl's. He's not trans or a woman, and the fact that he's always been a sex pest who raped his mother proved this.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

What do you mean 'if'? Last time I checked, 99 % of rapists are men. You really expect me to believe the universe put a female brain in the corpulent, walking MALE corpse that is Chris?

Enough with the trans bs, nobody cares already. Chris isn't trans or a woman because he played with girl's toys. Last time I checked, he's actually collected more boy's toys than girl's. He's not trans or a woman, and the fact that he's always been a sex pest who raped his mother proved this.

You're not being fair.

Potential for rape is largely a matter of tesosterone + failure through non-coercive means + ability. The reason Chris is not a prolific rapist is because he lacks ability. The reason women are usually not rapists is a mixture of lower testosterone, slightly less ability, and vastly lower failure rate. However if we go by the modern definition of rape (unable to give sober consent) then any woman who has ever used a man's beer goggles to their advantage is a rapist, and there are a LOT of them.

There are very, very rapey high-T women (often due to excessive T production in the ovaries). They just usually can get laid anyway or do it via aforementioned beer goggles.

Chris has testosterone (has not been taking T-blockers, just been slathering estrogen cream), is an absolute sexual failure, but was constrained by abjectly terrible ability. He's actually a huge failure as a rapist, with only one success over years of possibilities.

 

[King Kiwi]

Is Chris going to actually be in court in November if we don't get a continuance?

 

[Tits Warrior]

thanks!
that would’ve actually been a good get for Chris considering that Barb was his only other option.

All I see are random pics of things and the only selfie is a guy in drag. So they're another tranny?

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

This is just a thought, What if Chris has been arrested for breaching the EPO and they havent been able to find evidance of Rape or Incest beyond testimony that can at best be called suspect?

Somebody once said that Chris has always had a deep-seated hatred of his own gender, as well as what society expects out of him being male.
That talk about 'boys should play with Transformers to reaffirm their masculinity' reads to me as something that he was taught that he's merely regurgitating.

He hasn't got a deep-seated hatred of his own gender, if he did he wouldn't be happy to expose his Duck at the drop of a hat or be so open about playing with it or putting it to use every chance he got. What Chris has is a learned fear of bullys or authority figures that scared him who for the most part have been Male in his world Women have always been -
1) Care givers.
2) Tolerant towards him.
3) Less obviously hostile.
4) Gentler approach to discipline.
5) Less likely to give him a hard time for his obvious deficiencies.

This was compounded by Barb essentially babying him for the vat majority of his life, and Bob being a more stern figure, As he got more older and more likely to act out he encountered more older men who where unwilling to outright coddle him or take the softly softly approach but more likely to bark out "CHANDLER! STOP DOING THAT I'VE TOLD YOU TWICE ALREADY DO IT AGAIN YOUR GETTING DETENTION" something he didn't like resulting in himself, bob and santa being some of the very few Males he respected, and the only reason Bob was on that list was he was living with Chris and showed him kindness more than hostility.

What you are 100% right on is him parroting things he has heard or been told, and then using them for a poorly worded idea he has had, with the Transformers thing he was told "Boys don't play with X" when he wanted to play with Ponys etc and it wasnt a desire to play with Girl toys he just wanted to play with toys that he had been watching the comerical TV shows that he watched all day every day. My guess it that for a while when he was 10 - 112 Bob tried to encourage Chris to stop playing with toys at first and then when he realised he couldnt do that tried to at least nudge him into more masculine toys and said that line that he then mangled when he said something similar about Remaining Straight about fapping to that Sailor Moon poster.

 

[Tits Warrior]

I really doubt it, despite claiming he is a true and honest woman Chris really never seemed to have a problem to want to stick his bent duck into China and he seems very fond of his dick for a supposed lesbian tranny. What i mean is that his sexual desires never changed that much from when he was still identifying as male and straight.


I think what tipped the scales is that Barb is incapacitated and senile enough not to resist. Chris is like a vulture of rape, only raping what can offer no pushback because he is a weak pussy, if he weren't he would have molested Barb or someone else at some point already, i am sur eof it, he came very close as it is.

I thought he had actually asked her once in the past, to which she said "no"