Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Spooky Bones]

what always stuns me about these doxxes is the amount of info that these retards put about themselves online

This one even explicitly knew someone was coming for her and didn't do shit. It's either complete negligence or incredible arrogance to think that the inevitable wasn't going to happen unless she well and truly locked down all her shit. But the terminally online couldn't stand not to have their favorite SMs and zoomers* have internet presences going back to childhood. Locking down would be unthinkable. She might not even remember all her passwords.

(*technically Ellen is a late millennial)

It's the username reuse that gets these people though nine times out of ten and what separates doxes that need legit detective work from ones that simply need some applied autism. Even Bella initially self-owned by username reuse (technically using her username as a flair tag in Reddit because she had to have that clout associated with her first one.)

Not to do this should be taught in schools.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Final Step: Be Chris for a day and see how Barb's vagina feels.


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She probably took Chris' mount and do me shirt too literally. You're good SB. One day, we'll open our own PI firm.

Jesus Christ, the diabetes is off the charts., it always blows me away the overwhelming amount of cringe shit these weens always seem to have about their identities, why does every single ween and orbiter have to Harbor some mental deformity or shitty persona, are there no normal ones??

 

[King Kiwi]

I was just perusing about incest laws on Google and apparently the stiffest penalties are in 5 States:
Virginia being one of them and apparently they can be at the 20 years.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

@Spooky Bones, the reply is not working, but if she was scared of the Kiwis or the doxed, why do it and post online. Especially after the da merge and Chirs getting locked up, there were a couple of people trying to be part of chirstory (weens) doing illegal or just annoying stuff (trespassing, stealing the plate, or talking to Barb).
Do Not do this.
No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.

 

[Spooky Bones]

Jesus Christ, the diabetes is off the charts., it always blows me away the overwhelming amount of cringe shit these weens always seem to have about their identities, why does every single ween and orbiter have to Harbor some mental deformity or shitty persona, are there no normal ones??

Would a normal person ween though? And here Josh would yell at me about what the definition of a ween is. But say you're some total normie who heard about Chris from a spergier fraternity brother or something. The absolute worst you're gonna do is yell JULAY. These house visits just aren't something a remotely well adjusted person is gonna consider doing for more than a moment or two.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Her lips are beautiful. Like two hemorrhoids fighting to escape an anus.

 

[AnOminous]

Well, because we have more proof that she doesn't even seem to realize her son is gone

What's that proof? That she didn't get verbose with some creepy weirdo who showed up at her front door and instead just said no?

Now, unfortunately, Ellen has some serious health problems, which she also overshares about on Reddit. I don't think she is an outright munchie per se but the way she posts about it she loves to milk that shit for all it's worth. Normally I would think it's a bit out of bounds to make fun of her about her health, but I'll get back to that in a second.

I was hoping someone would do this. Also, ankylosing spondylitis my fucking ass.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Idk why everyone is saying that Chris ain't a virgin. Man's had negative sex. Him banging his mom and a hooker doesn't cancel out the vast amounts of negative sex he has had.

I'm pretty sure going back into the same hole you came out of does not count towards cancelling ones virginity.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris can be pretty clever when it comes to manipulating others and being a total sociopath.

all the more reason to keep Chris away from the general public.

 

[weegrumpy]

forgive me if this this has been asked elsewhere. But do any of you magnificent bastards think that Chris will be on any psychiatric drugs. Especially for that poor lawyer to tard wrangle him? Or would that be considered influencing Chris’ judgement (heh) and cooperation.
hopefully I don’t so he gets to experience the wonders of jail , and made to do personal hygene

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

what always stuns me about these doxxes is the amount of info that these retards put about themselves online

In this day and age, with the Post Merge Weenery, mixed in with the ages these people are, they are all about the YouTube fame and attention. The thought process from what I see in this new crop is that they see people like Ethan Ralph, getting tons of attention for literally nothing. The thought never enters into their mind WHY there hasn't been interviews with Barb, or more detailed videos of the house because most Christonians don't pull that kind of crap. Which is exactly why these types of people deserve blowback.

And that all goes back to the difference in how Chris is viewed. To a person like this, they still believe the old ween idea that if you shake a jar of pickles at Chris, he's going to tard out and just go insane. To get that on video would make instant attention. You can see this in how they post pictures of themselves at Chris's house like it's some sort of trophy. A real Christonian would say, go to Ruckersville or Charlottesville, visit say, the mall, or somewhere part of the history, maybe go to a court hearing for a writeup, but wouldn't go bother Barb.

They rationalize it by thinking that well, the Man in the Pickle Suit literally went and interacted with Chris and he's a legend, and it caused Chris stress and became part of the lore. I think there's a definite bullying aspect to it as well.

I have no doubt the plan in these two's heads were that they would go there, ask Barb if Chris was there, hoping that Barb would say something like "Oh no he's in jail because he raped me, do you want all his artwork?", and thus would go down in Christory.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I swear, these people deserved to be doxxed for their arrogance and for pozloading my neghole. If you really wanted to go after a lolcow, especially Chris, do a better job of hiding your personal info, or don't have any info whatsoever.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

She probably thinks Chris is still an infant or child at times.

He is, mentally at least.

However with barb having something not quite right upstairs, Chris being mentally 8 years old I can see something bizzare going on with her thinking he still is a kid at times.

I think there was a case to be made that she faked dementia for pity points when they were trying to sell her old, stanky blankets and Snorlax plushies. (Personally, I think it was pretty up in the air.)

I think as others have said she is a sun downer, i.e. at the beginning of the day she is more mentally put together as the day goes on and she get's more tired she gets slightly more less aware as the day goes on. From what we know of Chris's sleeping habits i.e a early morning for him is around noon it wouldn't shock me if Barb has a automatic wake up time of like 6am (a lot of long retired people have this) so when she is starting to wear down for the day he is just getting up and by the time he's eaten, played with lego, games, topped up the tupper wear etc and he's ready to film a video she's not all there, I think in at least one video he's had to prompt her to say very basic things like her address that she's lived at for 30+ years.

Don't get me wrong I think old barb say discovery era would try something like that but it's just too well done for it to be a fake.

When do you think we'll actually see Chris again? Will it be during his sentencing? When he's freed in 10 years? Or do you think we'll ever see him again?

If he takes a plea there could be a release of the video like there was when he was arrested and wanted his toys, After that it's down to what happens and how long he's in for I guess he will get 5 years if a rape charge doesnt get slapped on and he will be supervised release and likely not allowed to use a computer as part of his release at least for a while. After that I can see him recording videos moaning about all the toy commercials cartoons he's missed for the last few years and begging for moneys for cheap lego knock offs etc to replacse his long missing toys.

Considering everything that’s happened and how he realistically really doesn’t have much to live for, Will Chris kill himself In Jail?

No Chris wont kill himself or try he will threaten to mimicking Barb but he wont kill himself and if he tried to pull that act in Jail / Prison he will only do it once because he will face big boy reprocutions for doing it that will scare him off from trying it again.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

When do you think we'll actually see Chris again? Will it be during his sentencing? When he's freed in 10 years? Or do you think we'll ever see him again?

Speculation is all we have right now.

People are allowed to attend court hearings but I don't know if the public is allowed to watch those. I imagine the day Chris is sentenced will have a small crowd who will report back everything at the very least. The last time anyone will see Chris in a very long time will be when the judge sentences him to be locked away and Chris is shuffled out of court in his prison jumpsuit and shackles announcing to the world how the Dimensional Merge is still on and he will be heading off to CWCville to live free with his wife, husband, and all his friends while a group of strangers sadly shuffles out of the courtroom.

Other than that the next time someone sees Chris is when hes digging through a dumpster in Charlottesville in hope of finding a half eaten McDonald's meal.

Not to do this should be taught in schools.

It was back in my day in the early 2000s. First day in the computer lab in Elementary School the first thing they told us was not to use your real name online or else strangers in vans would kidnap you. 20 years later everyone ignored those rules in the quest to get a dopamine rush to satisfy their narcissism brought on by social media.

 

[AnOminous]

forgive me if this this has been asked elsewhere. But do any of you magnificent bastards think that Chris will be on any psychiatric drugs. Especially for that poor lawyer to tard wrangle him? Or would that be considered influencing Chris’ judgement (heh) and cooperation.
hopefully I don’t so he gets to experience the wonders of jail , and made to do personal hygene

Probably especially if he tards out and they want to calm him down. Also he's already been experiencing the wonders of jail for about a month now.

No Chris wont kill himself or try he will threaten to mimicking Barb but he wont kill himself and if he tried to pull that act in Jail / Prison he will only do it once because he will face big boy reprocutions for doing it that will scare him off from trying it again.

If he pulls that stunt, they'll take his clothes, throw him in a cell, maybe padded if they have one, and put him in one of these:

Then they'll leave him there until he gets his shit together.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Then they'll leave him there until he gets his shit together.

Sans clothing and given his propensity towards faecal incontinence that may take some time.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I don't condone it but i get it, i get the weens impulse of going there and trying to milk something for attention, what i don't get is that they went, they got jack shit, they know they got jack shit and their video is all retarded and useless and still decide "oh yeah, lets post this cringe devoid of any value, yeah, lets do that, lets just plug ourselves knowing all we could get is all negative attention and every other ween gets doxxed, yeah, awesome" .

Fuck these autists man, is all so tiresome.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Probably especially if he tards out and they want to calm him down. Also he's already been experiencing the wonders of jail for about a month now.


If he pulls that stunt, they'll take his clothes, throw him in a cell, maybe padded if they have one, and put him in one of these:
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Then they'll leave him there until he gets his shit together.

Fun fact, the anti-suicide smocks often are green and are called a pickle suit.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Probably especially if he tards out and they want to calm him down. Also he's already been experiencing the wonders of jail for about a month now.


If he pulls that stunt, they'll take his clothes, throw him in a cell, maybe padded if they have one, and put him in one of these:
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Then they'll leave him there until he gets his shit together.

I hope they have to put him in of these after biting a CO for not letting him watch MLP.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Lmao at the prospect of Chris being forced to wear a tard helmet for chimping out over not getting a blowjob from his cellmate Tyrone