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I knocked up some orbiters card and have made some updates for the main tranchers based on recent exciting events. They're over in the Tenacious Unicorn thread, and to whet your appetite, have a limited edition Kathryn.
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These should be cursed Tarot Cards. Maybe Jude Valentin could read from these.

Possible card titles:

* Gynocomastia
* Fried eggs hanging on a nail
* Stephen King diaper demon
* Rubber neck SPED
* The Fat Fool
* Clown Wedge
* The Hairy Trail of Tears
 
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Changeling lookin dude - where his Jem'Hedar at?
Now I can't unsee it. DS9 is ruined!

I also get strong Riley J. Dennis through a Donnie Darko filter vibes.

I knocked up some orbiters card and have made some updates for the main tranchers based on recent exciting events. They're over in the Tenacious Unicorn thread, and to whet your appetite, have a limited edition Kathryn.
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Three out of four orbiters have German last names. Lemke, Loeper, and Frauens. Sounds like a WW2 movie no one should see.

Am I the only one to notice Wedge has absolutely no neck? (Too many jokes in that one)
That man's head is directly attached to his torso and can only move because of the flap of skin that connects his chin with his chest.
 
Love these rare Kevins and the vortex of lunacy he's amassed. Top tier cow, in my opinion.
Leaving your kids is easy, You can't post your gofundme on your kids.
Hahahaha, DAMN.
Laugh, or cry?
Why is Wedge such a goddamn cunt all the time?
Troons always reserve the bulk of their ire for people who criticize them kindly and respectfully or try to help them. Remember when J.K. Rowling told them to "live your best life in peace and security" and to "dress however you want"? Or the reaction to Blanchard's work? Compare troondom's reaction to these two with how they treat the cis-het men who try to beat them up (see every troon prostitute who idolizes "rough trade" and tries to go after straight guys) or the pervs who grope them at porno theaters (AGP Enby Extraordinaire and absolute trainwreck Jaimie Shupe).
I swear to god their thought process is just "everything good is bad, everything bad is good".
That is a spectacularly nasty sink.
Just gurly things!
It's hard to not have a sink covered in lighters (????) when your beard needs a trim and your Depends are full.
 

I saw this on Kevs Kevs Twitter and made me do a big think and laugh.

Laugh because kev "accidently" ruined this and all orgasms by butchering his crotch. I love that his new cope is "Oh well it must be the HRT... I mean I was on HRT when i had a dick and had no issue but im sure its the HRT right guies? ...g-gguies? "


But it does make me think. How does he ruin orgasms' by himself? I get getting interrupted but he says he ruined it... I think he is "shlicking" (his words) his ax wound and he gets that deep sense of dread when he notices he cant feel shit or it doesn't feel good and goes into a depression panic spiral and has to cope tweet ASAP and get asspats that its "normal".
 
I saw this on Kevs Kevs Twitter and made me do a big think and laugh.

Laugh because kev "accidently" ruined this and all orgasms by butchering his crotch. I love that his new cope is "Oh well it must be the HRT... I mean I was on HRT when i had a dick and had no issue but im sure its the HRT right guies? ...g-gguies? "


But it does make me think. How does he ruin orgasms' by himself? I get getting interrupted but he says he ruined it... I think he is "shlicking" (his words) his ax wound and he gets that deep sense of dread when he notices he cant feel shit or it doesn't feel good and goes into a depression panic spiral and has to cope tweet ASAP and get asspats that its "normal".
He's referring to edging I think when he talks about ruined orgasms but you typically need functioning sex organs for that. I seriously doubt he can edge his rot pocket. Talking about it like it's an actual pussy with all the right muscles & everything is creepy when you know it's just a mass of scar tissue
 
I knocked up some orbiters card and have made some updates for the main tranchers based on recent exciting events. They're over in the Tenacious Unicorn thread, and to whet your appetite, have a limited edition Kathryn.
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I'M STILL WAITING FOR EARL'S CARD GODDAMMIT
 
You get some interesting results when looking up Rioley's deadname (Brett Gaetano Lemke).

Pre-Transition pic from an inactive Instagram
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(tried to archive and it didn't work - Instagram pages are exceptionally fickle to archive....)

Inactive Twitter that explicitly mentions UC Berkeley
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He has his name written all over his failed IT solutions company "Rooks Tower LLC". Screenshot 2021-09-23 at 21.17.29.png
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If you do a little bit more digging you can find a site that shows how much money Rooks Tower was raking in each month, alongside where it was located and what the phone number was. Due to the fact that this was 2008, I'm going to bet that Rioley doesn't reside there anymore and might've changed his phone number - so I'm not going to include that.

Also, he was mentioned by full name in some persons thesis? I'm not going to link it here as this person has nothing to do with Rioley, but the quote caught my attention.
"Brett... and so many others who were my companions during this very important period in my life you will always be in my thoughts". Maybe an ex?

(also, if I'm late with this information, just let me know. I'll be fine with getting my clocks)
 
Pre-Transition pic from an inactive Instagram
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He looks like an insufferable faggot but I wouldn't think anything seeing him on the street. Whenever I see his pictures now some small part of my brain just instinctively screams danger. I'm not even trying to be edgy I think any woman who passes him on the street couldn't help but speed up or grip their purse even just a little tighter
 
No. No fucking way did Rioley amass a retirement account worth millions of dollars at his age by working and saving. Even Grandma Moneybags' largesse couldn't account for that. Assuming this isn't a complete lie (spoiler: it is), there's only a few ways this could have come about:
  • He started life with a trust fund along the lines of what Fred Trump set up for Donald.
  • He spent the last couple of decades being a rapacious capitalist speculator to rival Gordon Gekko.
  • All of the above.
Imagine having that kind of privilege and still being such a spaz that he had to give his parents power of attorney because he couldn't be trusted to do even the minimum allowable amount of adulting. It boggles the mind.


Oh my God. Rioley is literally Comic Book Guy.
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Late, but in my opinion it's more likely his father spent his own money that Ripley had decided would be his when his father died.
 
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