DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Cyber Bowling]

We should get a new pole up "When will DSP address the bank issue" His Twitter post shows he wants to talk about it but he is still figuring out the spin. My guess is it will be a topic for his Thanksbegging stream

It depends on how much people expect him to say about it. I was actually surprised he hasn't alluded to it more, I thought we'd get a few more gin tweets about "behind the scenes stress" or whatever. I think he'll continue to make little comments about it, without going into too much detail.

I don't know if he'll ever outright sit down and talk about it for any significant amount of time. I could see him eventually adding "identify theft" to his list of detractor sins.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

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Gin must be rotting away his memory. After playing Bayonetta 2, he explicitly states “I actually like this better than the first game, I do!”

Spoiler: Should be around the 1:30:18 mark

 

[hundredthousand]

I don't see how he can address the bank records. It's irrefutable proof in numbers of his outrageous spending habits, all as he has been pleading for money to save him from destitution.

His silence on the matter is affirmation that he has no defense.

 

[RougeRed]

Someone here said that gambling addicts talk like that. They will tell you how gambling will ruin your life, you are being scammed, the win rates are bullshit, it's designed to make you lose money. Everything Phil says sounds like this, 100% hypocrisy.

Reminds me of when he was talking about the different mobile games he played and said that WWE Champions was one of the worst he'd ever played.

 

[Adebisi]

I don't see how he can address the bank records. It's irrefutable proof in numbers of his outrageous spending habits, all as he has been pleading for money to save him from destitution.

His silence on the matter is affirmation that he has no defense.

Something that just hit me is if keht ever tires of the pig and leaves. He now has a body to throw under the bus to his piggies.

All that mobile spending was keht and I was just caught up in trying to be a good husband and I watched Mobile games wreck our marriage.

 

[garrybkk]

When will DSP address the bank issue

Depends on how much money he's going to get.

I don't see how he can address the bank records.

He can easily claim it's all made up by trolls. His wheelchairs will believe anything. None of them believed in WWE Champions. See TKOH, KG is still defending him.

 

[Tom Delonge]

It depends on how much people expect him to say about it. I was actually surprised he hasn't alluded to it more, I thought we'd get a few more gin tweets about "behind the scenes stress" or whatever. I think he'll continue to make little comments about it, without going into too much detail.

I don't know if he'll ever outright sit down and talk about it for any significant amount of time. I could see him eventually adding "identify theft" to his list of detractor sins.

As long as the money keeps rolling in, he will ignore it. If the next couple of streams are slow, he might panic a bit and open up about it. Like everything with Phil - lack of money changes his attitude quickly.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

THE NARRATIVE HAS BEEN CONCOCTED!

IT WAS A CRIME AND IDENTITY THEFT BUT ALL THE INFO IN IT IS FAKE SLANDER! SOUND GOOD?

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Something that just hit me is if keht ever tires of the pig and leaves. He now has a body to throw under the bus to his piggies.

All that mobile spending was keht and I was just caught up in trying to be a good husband and I watched Mobile games wreck our marriage.

He could potentially use that possibility as a reason to plea to his paypigs that he has some emergency bills to pay coming up and all those bank leaks did was cause some confusion and misunderstanding amongst the conspiracy theorist mentally ill detractors about which party is spending money on what (let's just say for this argument to potentially work, or at least convince some of the paypigs, that they have a joint bank account and since they are a married couple, are sharing bills and financial responsibilities, rather ironic but anyway).

However this completely contradicts past statements about how they essentially have entirely separate finances and don't have shared responsibilities. Kat can pretty much just buy some of her own things and not rely on Phil, but Phil carries most of the load when it comes things like the mortgage and utility bills and most other major expenses. He also gets greatly offended when he's desperately begging for tips and then someone in the chat asks his why doesn't his wife pitch in much and he then proceeds to throw a massive hissy fit about it, so make of that what you will...

Not sure how good the memory of most of his wheelchairs are, it seems to be pretty bad because they don't ever really hold him to account about the frequency of his begging antics and the same sort of people seem to continue to donate anyway (even though this pool of people is becoming smaller and smaller by the year) so while it may seem to us that this will come off as a clear attempt to bullshit his way out of this with poor excuses, even with solid evidence, most of his pay would rather take his word for it no question, or know about it but don't really make an attempt to care about how he spends their money (which a lot of them seem to hold this type of value about supporting him).

 

[FlappyBat]

THE NARRATIVE HAS BEEN CONCOCTED!
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IT WAS A CRIME AND IDENTITY THEFT BUT ALL THE INFO IN IT IS FAKE SLANDER! SOUND GOOD?

They hacked into NotDSP's bank account! You know, the handsome and successful WWE Champions player who is NOT DSP.

 

[NotValKilmer]

THE NARRATIVE HAS BEEN CONCOCTED!
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IT WAS A CRIME AND IDENTITY THEFT BUT ALL THE INFO IN IT IS FAKE SLANDER! SOUND GOOD?

Dude's just trying to hype up his stream lol. There isn't anything he can say other than "not my fault nothing I could do dood!"

Try harder piggy.

Edit: I wouldn't put it past the scummy shithead to milk it for tips. For the first time ever he has something to talk about that people actually want to hear. I'd be happy to divulge more information but tips are low and I can't focus guise, sound good?

and of course it will work. Prepare for inflated viewership and a shit ton of retard troll tippers tomorrow.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

My theory regarding the spin he'll put on those iconic $16.51 Preauthorized Payments is that he'll either flat out ignore them, or since he's going with the "slander" angle he'll think of some retarded narrative like DA TROLLZ took one payment and then just copy/pasted the audio to make it seem like he made the same payment multiple times in a row.

 

[Mr. Brown]

DSP was just lending his debit card to the WWE Champions player with the same name as him. He wasn't actually the one playing the mobile game. *Snort* so that's now debunked and the conspiracy theories can stop ack ack ack

 

[Sup3r]

THE NARRATIVE HAS BEEN CONCOCTED!
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IT WAS A CRIME AND IDENTITY THEFT BUT ALL THE INFO IN IT IS FAKE SLANDER! SOUND GOOD?

It's either identify theft and true or slander and false. Pick one piggy and stick with it.

He needs to stop having his cake and trying to eat it too. And why has it taken this long to acknowledge it? He knew when the leaks first happened. He has only allowed it to spread.

Also "I can't say much"? Bitch, all he ever needed to say from the beginning was either it isn't his OR it is. That ship has sailed. Everyone knows it's his. He'd be better continuing his silence on it, muting anybody who says anything about it.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

The victim complex guy tries to explain factual documented proof as fake. This will be another goldmine probably better or as good as the membership rant.

 

[Mr. Brown]

It's either identify theft and true or slander and false. Pick one piggy and stick with it.

He needs to stop having his cake and trying to eat it too. And why has it taken this long to acknowledge it? He knew when the leaks first happened. He has only allowed it to spread.

Also "I can't say much"? Bitch, all he ever needed to say from the beginning was either it isn't his OR it is. That ship has sailed. Everyone knows it's his. He'd be better continuing his silence on it, muting anybody who says anything about it.

I guess too many whales were asking questions

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

DSP was just lending his debit card to the WWE Champions player with the same name as him. He wasn't actually the one playing the mobile game. *Snort* so that's now debunked and the conspiracy theories can stop ack ack ack

Or: "The dumbfuck Kiwifarts got the wrong BoA account and some poor guy, who clearly has a drinking and Gacha problem got his account details stolen"

 

[Need Help With Tips]

His best bet is just to focus on the criminal/moral element of this and hope his pigs overlook the fact that it confirms he blows all their money on gin and gacha. Maybe if he paints it correctly they won't even bother to look into it further; most of them are dumb and believe the shit he says at face value to begin with.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

They stole my identity in order to fabricate bank statements, that shit’s easily fakeable and those mohrans at Bank of America are incompetent idiots.

This proves nothing and if you believe in information provided by the bank itself, you need to be checked in the head and locked away, you gullible nudnik!

This is slanderous and legitimately criminal, I would take these fucking shitheads at Kiwifarts into court but as you guys know and I’m always ahnest on this, I’m struggling financially! I need to pay mah bills and support mah family, dood!

So please, if you can I’d appreciate if we could hip the tips goal today, okay? All vests and hats are eligible! SNORT

 

[Sup3r]

His best bet is just to focus on the criminal/moral element of this and hope his pigs overlook the fact that it confirms he blows all their money on gin and gacha. Maybe if he paints it correctly they won't even bother to look into it further; most of them are dumb and believe the shit he says at face value to begin with.

They know. He knows they know. His best bet always was to hide like a little bitch and wait for the next controversy. Anything he says will be scrutinized to hell and back.